Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:55 am

beeroclock wrote:
Spargo wrote:Tossers who get out of their cars in the fast lane of bottle shop drive thru's.
This is the equivalent to getting out of your car in a KFC drive thru and going inside to order.
It defeats the f#*+ing purpose!

I agree.
Worse still is how the workers let them do it.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:36 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:10 pm

My sister leaving the garage door open for all to see. Luckily none of my stuff went walk about or I would of gone ape shit.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:21 pm

the housos on my street
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Squids wrote:the housos on my street

Are they rentals?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:24 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:
Squids wrote:the housos on my street

Are they rentals?


I can't imagine them passing an inspection. Worst house on the street by a mile...dragging property values down of nearby houses too in my opinion. Good thing I am about 8 houses away.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:15 pm

The ad for "the iconic"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:02 pm

I can't stand the Budget car rental commercials. If I was that old bloke, I'd leave that stupid French bird for not being able to say 'budget' properly by now. 'Boo-jay' my arse...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:03 pm

Can't blame him for banging her though ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:04 pm

dedja wrote:Can't blame him for banging her though ...


Of course, but she's the kind of woman I'd leave in the middle of the night.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:19 pm

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dedja wrote:Can't blame him for banging her though ...


Of course, but she's the kind of woman I'd leave in the middle of the night.

She's the kind of woman I'd give one to in the middle of the night .
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:26 pm

The Bodytrim ads, would never try their product on principle, the guy sounds like a deadset flog
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:28 pm

He reminds me of Russell Gilbert :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:29 pm

Jim05 wrote:The Bodytrim ads, would never try their product on principle, the guy sounds like a deadset flog


he doesn't have an upper lip
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:13 am

Squids wrote:
Jim05 wrote:The Bodytrim ads, would never try their product on principle, the guy sounds like a deadset flog


he doesn't have an upper lip


He's as dodgy as the Shamwow guy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:35 am

Squids wrote:the housos on my street


Lucky you live 8 houses away, mine are 2 doors away.

Draught cans arrive in 30 packs about 4 times a week, I think this coincides with their drug dealer delivering in bulk, then the shuttle of car after car begins to roll in as they "split" it.

The aforementioned Draught cans are collected on the front lawn, usually around 11pm weeknights, by kicking them into a pile.

The cans are then cluttered into a giant purpose built cage on the back of the ute, usually around 11:30pm weeknights, by filling an empty carton with about 10-12 at a time off the lawn and into the cage.

Music, mostly Creedence ( I kid you not ) and Fleetwood Mac are emitted from the house.

I can only hope their lease soon expires and the landlord makes the right decision my the whole street.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby test » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:53 am

Found out yesterday there's a house full of junkies down the end of my street, one of my neighbors caught them walking along trying to open cars doors, in the middle of the day. I've been living here 8 years and don't think twice if I forget to lock my car, house, shed. Never had a problem. Now the neighborhoods on high alert, at least I know where they live if anything gets broken into.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:54 am

Booney wrote:
Squids wrote:the housos on my street


Lucky you live 8 houses away, mine are 2 doors away.

Draught cans arrive in 30 packs about 4 times a week, I think this coincides with their drug dealer delivering in bulk, then the shuttle of car after car begins to roll in as they "split" it.

The aforementioned Draught cans are collected on the front lawn, usually around 11pm weeknights, by kicking them into a pile.

The cans are then cluttered into a giant purpose built cage on the back of the ute, usually around 11:30pm weeknights, by filling an empty carton with about 10-12 at a time off the lawn and into the cage.

Music, mostly Creedence ( I kid you not ) and Fleetwood Mac are emitted from the house.

I can only hope their lease soon expires and the landlord makes the right decision my the whole street.

Certainly sounds like Gods country. Do they play the original 12minute version of Heard it on the grapevine?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:04 am

We bought our house in Darwin with the worst looking place in Darwin next door. Our former landlord who is a cop knew exactly who are neighbours were when we told him our new address. 2 weeks after we moved in, the cops turned up at their up at their place and we haven't seen anyone since. That was 2 months ago. Obvious dealers. Now I just hope the place gets bulldozed.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:10 am

Just torch it ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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