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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:16 pm

Psyber wrote:When I met the lady who became my second wife she had two cats (Clytemnestra and Hecuba).
The second time I stayed over at her place Hecuba gave birth to her litter of three kittens on my chest at 3am...


I believe they call that a 'Cleveland Steamer'.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:23 pm

Hefty wrote:
Psyber wrote:When I met the lady who became my second wife she had two cats (Clytemnestra and Hecuba).
The second time I stayed over at her place Hecuba gave birth to her litter of three kittens on my chest at 3am...


I believe they call that a 'Cleveland Steamer'.


Cheshire Steamer.... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:32 pm

Booney wrote:
Hefty wrote:
Psyber wrote:When I met the lady who became my second wife she had two cats (Clytemnestra and Hecuba).
The second time I stayed over at her place Hecuba gave birth to her litter of three kittens on my chest at 3am...


I believe they call that a 'Cleveland Steamer'.


Cheshire Steamer.... ;)


:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:48 pm

SA not in the Shield final.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:42 pm

MightyEagles wrote:SA not in the Shield final.

The only things certain in life are death, taxes and the Redbacks missing the final :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:57 pm

Jim05 wrote:
MightyEagles wrote:SA not in the Shield final.

The only things certain in life are death, taxes and the Redbacks missing the final :(

Ha!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:04 am

First weekend of AFL season having only the 2 games
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:46 am

JK wrote:First weekend of AFL season having only the 2 games


I trump you with:

Coach making us train on opening night of SANFL season.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:56 am

Q. wrote:
JK wrote:First weekend of AFL season having only the 2 games


I trump you with:

Coach making us train on opening night of SANFL season.


No see that doesn't bother me ;)

Can you claim your cat died and his wake is at Coopers Stadium?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:04 am

JK wrote:First weekend of AFL season having only the 2 games

This again?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:06 am

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
JK wrote:First weekend of AFL season having only the 2 games

This again?


Already been discussed I'm guessing lol?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:08 am

JK wrote:
Q. wrote:
JK wrote:First weekend of AFL season having only the 2 games


I trump you with:

Coach making us train on opening night of SANFL season.


No see that doesn't bother me ;)

Can you claim your cat died and his wake is at Coopers Stadium?


His last wish was to have his ashes scattered on Coopers Hill while I drank beer for four quarters.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:25 pm

People that don't know how to drive.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:25 pm

Squids wrote:People (old women & asians) that don't know how to drive.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:31 pm

CENTURION wrote:
Squids wrote:People (old women & asians & indians) that don't know how to drive.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:34 pm

Typically I find the brash twats who think they can drive are the ones that cant.....(and those mentioned above)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:37 pm

Spargo wrote:
CENTURION wrote:
Squids wrote:People (old women & asians, Biafrans & indians) that don't know how to drive.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:45 pm

CENTURION wrote:
Spargo wrote:
CENTURION wrote:
Squids wrote:People (old women & asians, Biafrans,cowboys & indians) that don't know how to drive.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:57 pm

Come on guys this quoting thing is getting a bit tired.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:01 pm

^ this ;)
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