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Postby Sky Pilot » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:58 am

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Sky Pilot wrote:When you wash your car and it takes almost as long to do the wheels as it does for the whole vehicle. Nine-spoke mags look the part but are a pain in the arse to clean. Then when you chamois the thing down and just as you are admiring the finished product your cat decides to visit and leaps onto the bonnet and leaves a trail of debris behind. Grrrrr!



dont have a cat, problem solved ;)

Yeah I've heard all that before. I'm a pet/animal over though and so you learn to cop it sweet when they faaark up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:59 am

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Sky Pilot wrote:When you wash your car and it takes almost as long to do the wheels as it does for the whole vehicle. Nine-spoke mags look the part but are a pain in the arse to clean. Then when you chamois the thing down and just as you are admiring the finished product your cat decides to visit and leaps onto the bonnet and leaves a trail of debris behind. Grrrrr!


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Hahaha good one D. If my car had a tow bar I'd slip straight out and Baygon it Ted-style
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:06 am

Don't forget to shampoo the mudflaps ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:44 am

or glad wrap the aerial :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:03 pm

What about Teds brother Bob, the Datsun dealer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:31 pm

Leave the money on the fridge wog


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:37 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:
Bully wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:When you wash your car and it takes almost as long to do the wheels as it does for the whole vehicle. Nine-spoke mags look the part but are a pain in the arse to clean. Then when you chamois the thing down and just as you are admiring the finished product your cat decides to visit and leaps onto the bonnet and leaves a trail of debris behind. Grrrrr!



dont have a cat, problem solved ;)

Yeah I've heard all that before. I'm a pet/animal over though and so you learn to cop it sweet when they faaark up.


i have a dog, but the hint of water, he runs for his life , so no problem there :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:36 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:What about Teds brother Bob, the Datsun dealer.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:54 pm

Brodlach wrote:Leave the money on the fridge wog


Chair, chair......I love my chair :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:08 pm

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Sky Pilot wrote:What about Teds brother Bob, the Datsun dealer.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:17 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:23 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:When you wash your car and it takes almost as long to do the wheels as it does for the whole vehicle. Nine-spoke mags look the part but are a pain in the arse to clean. Then when you chamois the thing down and just as you are admiring the finished product your cat decides to visit and leaps onto the bonnet and leaves a trail of debris behind. Grrrrr!
I rarely ever wash my cars, but I do have a brush for the wheels that has bristles all round- it makes it easier.
I bought it to get the soot generated by hard breaking off the front wheels, but I have Kevlar pads now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gozu » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:37 pm

Psyber wrote:I rarely ever wash my cars


What not even the Datsun 180B??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:05 pm

Psyber wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:When you wash your car and it takes almost as long to do the wheels as it does for the whole vehicle. Nine-spoke mags look the part but are a pain in the arse to clean. Then when you chamois the thing down and just as you are admiring the finished product your cat decides to visit and leaps onto the bonnet and leaves a trail of debris behind. Grrrrr!
I rarely ever wash my cars, but I do have a brush for the wheels that has bristles all round- it makes it easier.
I bought it to get the soot generated by hard breaking off the front wheels, but I have Kevlar pads now.

Yes you right P. I need to buy some sort of wheel friendly brush and I think my worries will be over.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MightyEagles » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:07 am

They have a bunch of things that you hate in the Mail today.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:57 am

southee wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:What about Teds brother Bob, the Datsun dealer.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ian » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:38 pm

The car's easy to wash, the motorbike takes 2 hours for a quick wash and up to 5-6 hours for a proper wash and polish after rain or lots of bugs
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:04 pm

Ewwww! I could never come at that. Five hours!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:14 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:Ewwww! I could never come at that. Five hours!

Usually only takes me five minutes.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:23 pm

Ian wrote:The car's easy to wash, the motorbike takes 2 hours for a quick wash and up to 5-6 hours for a proper wash and polish after rain or lots of bugs

Uummm. Bit over the top.
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