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Re: Worst Movies

Postby OnSong » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:58 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
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Bully wrote:27 dresses worst movie, yes i have or was forced to watch it with an ex of mine


Id dump her too if she made me watch that...

missus watches it everytime it comes on tv!!!! :(

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:49 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:however i certainly cant complain bout some scenes in the film ;)


Oh man, THAT scene with Naomi Watts and Laura Harring got me in so much trouble with my then girlfriend.

The fact I was pretty much drooling was bad enough but the raging boner that almost burst through my pants, Alien-through-the-chest style, really pi$$ed her off.

Lucky she dumped me before Black Swan...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:34 am

Magpiespower wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:however i certainly cant complain bout some scenes in the film ;)


Oh man, THAT scene with Naomi Watts and Laura Harring got me in so much trouble with my then girlfriend.

The fact I was pretty much drooling was bad enough but the raging boner that almost burst through my pants, Alien-through-the-chest style, really pi$$ed her off.

Lucky she dumped me before Black Swan...

Possibly the greatest scene in cinamatic history!!! =P~
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:05 am

woodublieve12 wrote:Possibly the greatest scene in cinamatic history!!! =P~


Mmmmmila...

=P~
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:03 pm

Queen of the Damned

Matthew Newton as a vampire.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:33 pm

Shark Night would have to be up there
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:46 pm

Coffin Rock

Infertility. Infidelity. Insanity.

Another dreary local "arthouse thriller" nobody saw...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:17 am

Magpiespower wrote:Coffin Rock

Infertility. Infidelity. Insanity.

Another dreary local "arthouse thriller" nobody saw...


Sadly, I did .. Not good .. Not good at all!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:05 pm

JK wrote:Sadly, I did .. Not good .. Not good at all!!


JK, maybe you can tell me why it's called Coffin Rock?

Was that the name of the town or something?

Never taking any future missus to an IVF clinic...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:15 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
JK wrote:Sadly, I did .. Not good .. Not good at all!!


JK, maybe you can tell me why it's called Coffin Rock?

Was that the name of the town or something?

Never taking any future missus to an IVF clinic...


Can't remember mate, it was a while ago when I watched it and when the main chick didn't get the baps out then that removed the last possibility for a saving grace .. I would guess it was the name of the place.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:19 pm

JK wrote:Can't remember mate, it was a while ago when I watched it and when the main chick didn't get the baps out then that removed the last possibility for a saving grace .. I would guess it was the name of the place.


Disappointing that.

Especially when blondie didn't even come to the party.

Basically international law that low-budget thrillers have TNA...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:18 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
JK wrote:Can't remember mate, it was a while ago when I watched it and when the main chick didn't get the baps out then that removed the last possibility for a saving grace .. I would guess it was the name of the place.


Disappointing that.

Especially when blondie didn't even come to the party.

Basically international law that low-budget thrillers have TNA...


Exactly .. I did catch a glimpse of the movie "Q" on Foxtel World Movies recently .. Like 9 Songs, this one was fully complicit with the internal law :D
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:16 pm

JK wrote:Like 9 Songs, this one was fully complicit with the internal law :D


Speak of the devil, this is on now
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Gozu » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:02 pm

Dr. Chopper

Appalling.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby fester69 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:22 pm

Anna Karenina. No talent Keira Knightley in a depressing Russian love story. Thank Macca they were free tix!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:13 pm

Save Your Legs

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby gadj1976 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:18 am

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:17 am

Silver Playbook Linings.

Uuurrgghhhh.

Any movie that ends with a romantic unexpected "I love you".... :vom:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:29 am

gadj1976 wrote:Ted

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:59 am

the impossible

naomi watts

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