Things that give you the sh1ts

[OnSong]

i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me

x2

[mighty_tiger_79]

theres no place for discrimination, how about both at same time!

[JK]

i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me

LIKE

[Squids]

i want to say something but i cant

[OnSong]

theres no place for discrimination, how about both at same time!

Just spewed in my mouth a bit.

[Bully]

i agree, i would also love to do it with a supermodel, but my only chances to do that is to win the lotto, as i am not rich, but that will never happen so.....

[OnSong]

Find a part-time model (Flight of the Concords fans)

[Johno6]

Find a part-time model (Flight of the Concords fans)

effin lol.

if my fiance happens to stumble across this thread i would rather have sex with her than anyone else..................

[Booney]

i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me

Fantastic Johno, fantastic.

[JK]

Find a part-time model (Flight of the Concords fans)

effin lol.

if my fiance happens to stumble across this thread i would rather have sex with her than anyone else..................

Wait til you're married, then she might prefer the thought of you having to "trouble" someone else ..

[OnSong]

Find a part-time model (Flight of the Concords fans)

effin lol.

if my fiance happens to stumble across this thread i would rather have sex with her than anyone else..................

Wait til you're married, then she might prefer the thought of you having to "trouble" someone else ..

This is true. Got married in October last year and sex is now a bargaining tool. A tradable entity and the share price is through the roof.

[Johno6]

Find a part-time model (Flight of the Concords fans)

effin lol.

if my fiance happens to stumble across this thread i would rather have sex with her than anyone else..................

Wait til you're married, then she might prefer the thought of you having to "trouble" someone else ..

This is true. Got married in October last year and sex is now a bargaining tool. A tradable entity and the share price is through the roof.

i rate myself as a pretty handy masturbator....
i should be able to stand my ground pretty well.

[FlyingHigh]

Getting hassled by dicks at shopping centres trying to get you to either donate money to a charity on a monthly basis or change to their phone or electricity company.Got approached twice today said no thanks,the electricity guy at the end said dont you like saving money,i replied no i hate saving money,the look on his face was priceless.

Last 12 months have been continually getting more and more of these calls at work for the company's phone and power accounts. I try to be patient with them because they are only trying to do a job as well, but just about worn thin.
A few years ago got a call at work from one of those dodgy investment types. I told him I didn't really care for making money, which floored him.

When I get anything on the work phone that sounds dodgy, I tell them Ill put them through to the relevant person, then put them on hold til they hang up. Most of the time I can tell its dodge coz there a delay and then they yell "HELLO!" at me. Those guys get the slam hang up where the microphone hits the cradle well before the earpiece hits and hangs up.

Aint nobody got time for that...

Yeah, theose blokes get hang up on almost straight away too. These ones are "normal" Aussie sounding, genuine calls I end up with

[Ron Burgundy]

i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me

What a **** fantastic post!

[CENTURION]

I used to shag a model all the time. They used her face as a backdrop in horror movies.

[JK]

I used to shag a model all the time. They used her face as a backdrop in horror movies.

Dolls dont count mate

[CENTURION]

I used to shag a model all the time. They used her face as a backdrop in horror movies.

Dolls dont count mate

I wouldn't call Pram Lady a doll.

[Sky Pilot]

Find a part-time model (Flight of the Concords fans)

effin lol.

if my fiance happens to stumble across this thread i would rather have sex with her than anyone else..................

Wait til you're married, then she might prefer the thought of you having to "trouble" someone else ..

This is true. Got married in October last year and sex is now a bargaining tool. A tradable entity and the share price is through the roof.

How often are you using your tool to bargain with?

[OnSong]

effin lol.

if my fiance happens to stumble across this thread i would rather have sex with her than anyone else..................

Wait til you're married, then she might prefer the thought of you having to "trouble" someone else ..

This is true. Got married in October last year and sex is now a bargaining tool. A tradable entity and the share price is through the roof.

How often are you using your tool to bargain with?

Money?

[Ian]

I used to shag a model all the time. They used her face as a backdrop in horror movies.

Dolls dont count mate

I wouldn't call Pram Lady a doll.

speaking of the Pram Lady, I thought I saw her pushing a pram down Richmond Rd the other day, then I realised she was too young, splitting image of the original, daughter of Pram Lady perhaps?