Things that give you the sh1ts

[dedja]

Getting hassled by dicks at shopping centres trying to get you to either donate money to a charity on a monthly basis or change to their phone or electricity company.Got approached twice today said no thanks,the electricity guy at the end said dont you like saving money,i replied no i hate saving money,the look on his face was priceless.

yep I can't stand them. It wouldn't be as bad if they took no for an answer but they keep at you

x 1,000,000

Have thought about complaining to centre management about this at our local Woolies ... I just tell the faarkers that I came to shop on the way in, and they usually remember me on the way out and leave me alone.

[Failed Creation]

Getting hassled by dicks at shopping centres trying to get you to either donate money to a charity on a monthly basis or change to their phone or electricity company.Got approached twice today said no thanks,the electricity guy at the end said dont you like saving money,i replied no i hate saving money,the look on his face was priceless.

yep I can't stand them. It wouldn't be as bad if they took no for an answer but they keep at you

x 1,000,000

Have thought about complaining to centre management about this at our local Woolies ... I just tell the faarkers that I came to shop on the way in, and they usually remember me on the way out and leave me alone.

Turds like this are the reason I used to wear headphones and sunnies inside shopping centres...

[Failed Creation]

The thought of high school reunions gives me the sh1ts. I got invited to a 10 year reunion a couple of years back, and declined.

What's the point in living in the past?

Why have reunions at all, when you can just as easily contact people through facebook and email?

[Squids]

me no speak english

[RustyCage]

The thought of high school reunions gives me the sh1ts. I got invited to a 10 year reunion a couple of years back, and declined.

What's the point in living in the past?

Why have reunions at all, when you can just as easily contact people through facebook and email?

i organised one a couple of years back, was a great night and got absolutely smashed. Was good to catch up with people again. Haven't seen 90% of them since

[Failed Creation]

The thought of high school reunions gives me the sh1ts. I got invited to a 10 year reunion a couple of years back, and declined.

What's the point in living in the past?

Why have reunions at all, when you can just as easily contact people through facebook and email?

i organised one a couple of years back, was a great night and got absolutely smashed. Was good to catch up with people again. Haven't seen 90% of them since

I figure that there's a reason I haven't seen anyone from high school since 2001; I don't like them, and they don't like me. I saw no point in pretending that I was buddies with some douchebags I couldn't stand 10 years prior to that.

[helicopterking]

The thought of high school reunions gives me the sh1ts. I got invited to a 10 year reunion a couple of years back, and declined.

What's the point in living in the past?

Why have reunions at all, when you can just as easily contact people through facebook and email?

i organised one a couple of years back, was a great night and got absolutely smashed. Was good to catch up with people again. Haven't seen 90% of them since

I figure that there's a reason I haven't seen anyone from high school since 2001; I don't like them, and they don't like me. I saw no point in pretending that I was buddies with some douchebags I couldn't stand 10 years prior to that.

X2. Mine is coming up apprantly, and I really couldn't care much about people I havent seen or spoke to for10 years.

[Johno6]

id only go to one if i was a millionaire with a super model gf to rub it in their faces.

[JK]

id only go to one if i was a millionaire with a super model gf to rub it in their faces.

Think the others would be pretty chuffed too if you were rubbing a Supermodel in their faces

[Sky Pilot]

id only go to one if i was a millionaire with a super model gf to rub it in their faces.

Think the others would be pretty chuffed too if you were rubbing a Supermodel in their faces

Gold!

[Johno6]

SHIT, MAYBE ILL GO INCASE SOMEONE ELSE IS A MILLIONAIRE WITH A SUPER MODEL GF!

[Bully]

yeah, like when a fat bloke in the US won all this money in the lotto and had never had a GF, then wins the big one, and gets a supermodel 2 days later. Yeah.....thats love

[Johno6]

did you just call me fat??

[scoob]

yeah, like when a fat bloke in the US won all this money in the lotto and had never had a GF, then wins the big one, and gets a supermodel 2 days later. Yeah.....thats love

WTF Love??? Who cares.. he gets to bone a supermodel.

[Bully]

yeah, like when a fat bloke in the US won all this money in the lotto and had never had a GF, then wins the big one, and gets a supermodel 2 days later. Yeah.....thats love

WTF Love??? Who cares.. he gets to bone a supermodel.

my point is that the supermodels go for the money, not the love ,yes who gives a F but just proves a point .And it always ends up in tears

[Johno6]

i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me

[helicopterking]

quote="Johno6"]i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me[/quote]

[FlyingHigh]

Getting hassled by dicks at shopping centres trying to get you to either donate money to a charity on a monthly basis or change to their phone or electricity company.Got approached twice today said no thanks,the electricity guy at the end said dont you like saving money,i replied no i hate saving money,the look on his face was priceless.

Last 12 months have been continually getting more and more of these calls at work for the company's phone and power accounts. I try to be patient with them because they are only trying to do a job as well, but just about worn thin.
A few years ago got a call at work from one of those dodgy investment types. I told him I didn't really care for making money, which floored him.

[Failed Creation]

i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me

Now that's just about the best quote in history. Remember this day, ladies and gents.

JFK - "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"
Johno6 - "i would rather have sex with a super model who was after my money, than root susan boyle because she loved me"

I know what I'd rather quote...

[HH3]

Getting hassled by dicks at shopping centres trying to get you to either donate money to a charity on a monthly basis or change to their phone or electricity company.Got approached twice today said no thanks,the electricity guy at the end said dont you like saving money,i replied no i hate saving money,the look on his face was priceless.

Last 12 months have been continually getting more and more of these calls at work for the company's phone and power accounts. I try to be patient with them because they are only trying to do a job as well, but just about worn thin.
A few years ago got a call at work from one of those dodgy investment types. I told him I didn't really care for making money, which floored him.

When I get anything on the work phone that sounds dodgy, I tell them Ill put them through to the relevant person, then put them on hold til they hang up. Most of the time I can tell its dodge coz there a delay and then they yell "HELLO!" at me. Those guys get the slam hang up where the microphone hits the cradle well before the earpiece hits and hangs up.

Aint nobody got time for that...