Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:32 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
OnSong wrote:Arseholes stealing the missus' credit card details.

Luckily the credit card company picked up the anomaly and refused a major transaction.

Also lucky we had credit card insurance.

Brings home the danger of internet shopping etc.

Purchased one flight to India and tried another purchase worth $9,999. Probably a tonne of naan bread or something.


Yikes.

Mum called me from Milan last night to say her credit and travel card just got pinched. 2nd time she's been pickpocketed in Italy.

Stupid woman doesn't learn :roll:

Ack! Did they buy tickets to India?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:42 pm

OnSong wrote:Arseholes stealing the missus' credit card details.

Luckily the credit card company picked up the anomaly and refused a major transaction.

Also lucky we had credit card insurance.

Brings home the danger of internet shopping etc.

Purchased one flight to India and tried another purchase worth $9,999. Probably a tonne of naan bread or something.

How did these pricks get hold of her card details OnSong, especially the three digit code on the back?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:51 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:
OnSong wrote:Arseholes stealing the missus' credit card details.

Luckily the credit card company picked up the anomaly and refused a major transaction.

Also lucky we had credit card insurance.

Brings home the danger of internet shopping etc.

Purchased one flight to India and tried another purchase worth $9,999. Probably a tonne of naan bread or something.

How did these pricks get hold of her card details OnSong, especially the three digit code on the back?


Probably remote keylogging. Happened to me on a dodgy computer in an internet cafe Togo.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:54 pm

Q. wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
OnSong wrote:Arseholes stealing the missus' credit card details.

Luckily the credit card company picked up the anomaly and refused a major transaction.

Also lucky we had credit card insurance.

Brings home the danger of internet shopping etc.

Purchased one flight to India and tried another purchase worth $9,999. Probably a tonne of naan bread or something.

How did these pricks get hold of her card details OnSong, especially the three digit code on the back?


Probably remote keylogging. Happened to me on a dodgy computer in an internet cafe Togo.

I've got no idea. But probably something dodgy like Q man alluded to.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:02 pm

OnSong wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
OnSong wrote:Arseholes stealing the missus' credit card details.

Luckily the credit card company picked up the anomaly and refused a major transaction.

Also lucky we had credit card insurance.

Brings home the danger of internet shopping etc.

Purchased one flight to India and tried another purchase worth $9,999. Probably a tonne of naan bread or something.


Yikes.

Mum called me from Milan last night to say her credit and travel card just got pinched. 2nd time she's been pickpocketed in Italy.

Stupid woman doesn't learn :roll:

Ack! Did they buy tickets to India?



Nah, she called me straight away so I reckon we got them cancelled hopefully before any hard could be done.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:19 pm

Squids wrote:
Booney wrote:She said Italy mate. Italy.


dodgy as can be

Pick pocketing is an art form all over Europe.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:57 pm

my wallet keys and phone going swimming ffs
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:48 pm

I vote we change the thread to things that give squids the shits.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:05 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:I vote we change the thread to things that give squids the shits.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:18 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Squids wrote:
Booney wrote:She said Italy mate. Italy.


dodgy as can be

Pick pocketing is an art form all over Europe.

Heard about it all the time from other tourists but in all my time over there it thankfully never happened to us.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:36 pm

Hard to imagine that a country where the mafia affects a purported 22% of residents and 14.6% of their GDP could be described as dodgy! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:27 pm

A-holes who can't seem to flush a public toilet after they have used it. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:29 pm

Roxy the Rat Girl wrote:A-holes who can't seem to flush a public toilet after they have used it. :evil:

depends, number 1 or 2
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:34 pm

My wife hates it when we snuggle while listening to music, especially when I'm wearing headphones...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:44 pm

It's not the headphones mate ... they all do it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:09 am

CENTURION wrote:
Roxy the Rat Girl wrote:A-holes who can't seem to flush a public toilet after they have used it. :evil:

depends, number 1 or 2


i hope no one is doing a number 1 out their a hole
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:24 am

Johno6 wrote:
CENTURION wrote:
Roxy the Rat Girl wrote:A-holes who can't seem to flush a public toilet after they have used it. :evil:

depends, number 1 or 2


i hope no one is doing a number 1 out their a hole



sometimes what flows out for number 2 is of a similar nature to number 1, depending on what may have been consumed!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:35 am

Now you're just talking shit.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:53 am

:lol: thats what i always do!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:04 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:
CENTURION wrote:
Roxy the Rat Girl wrote:A-holes who can't seem to flush a public toilet after they have used it. :evil:

depends, number 1 or 2


i hope no one is doing a number 1 out their a hole



sometimes what flows out for number 2 is of a similar nature to number 1, depending on what may have been consumed!


It was definitely of this nature and consistency with paper and looked to be approximately 2 to 3 days old. just flush it FFS
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