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Re: Worst Movies

Postby PPLions » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:15 pm

Battleship
Should have been named Battleshi*
Not even Brooklyn Decker can save this turd of a movie
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:58 pm

PPLions wrote:Battleship


Can't wait until Hollywood brings Pop-O-Matic Trouble to the big screen...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Johno6 » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:02 pm

Max Payne.
Started watching after it had already started. Watched 30 mins so far.

Wtf
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Gozu » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:30 pm

Same Johno, I kept losing interest but just couldn't watch it all.

Shit movie.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:41 am

Rachel Getting Married

Earnest pretentious crap striving for profundity.

If only a bomb dropped in the middle of the wedding and wiped out the entire annoying family...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby saintal » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:31 pm

Crank.

Just crap.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:44 pm

saintal wrote:Crank.

Just crap.


Bullet through silicone tits was a classic piece of cinema though :lol:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mal » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:25 pm

Torpedo Run 1958
Starring Glenn Ford and the beautiful Diane Brewster
Glenn Ford is a great actor, but a poor movie

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The boat that he sank , was his wife and kids actually on it ?
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby footys the winner » Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:59 pm

Don't know If it has beer said yet but Catch .44 with Bruce Willis - very ordinary.
But jack and Jill - Adam sandler. That takes the cake for one of the worse movies I have seen in my short life.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:15 am

footys the winner wrote:But jack and Jill - Adam sandler. That takes the cake for one of the worse movies I have seen in my short life.


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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:12 pm

The Watch.

At first I thought I was too tired to laugh. Then I realised the movie is just shit.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby footys the winner » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:44 pm

Q. wrote:The Watch.

At first I thought I was too tired to laugh. Then I realised the movie is just shit.



Couple of funny parts though.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby whufc » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:47 pm

The Grey

Liam Neeson bumps this movie up to a 'D'
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:42 pm

whufc wrote:The Grey

Liam Neeson bumps this movie up to a 'D'


Luke Buckmaster rated this the best movie of 2012......What. The. ****.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby whufc » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:17 pm

Q. wrote:
whufc wrote:The Grey

Liam Neeson bumps this movie up to a 'D'


Luke Buckmaster rated this the best movie of 2012......What. The. ****.


REALLY, I would be interested to hear how other safooty posters rated it, if it wasn't for Liam Neeson I would have switched off 20 mins in!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby helicopterking » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:33 pm

whufc wrote:
Q. wrote:
whufc wrote:The Grey

Liam Neeson bumps this movie up to a 'D'


Luke Buckmaster rated this the best movie of 2012......What. The. ****.


REALLY, I would be interested to hear how other safooty posters rated it, if it wasn't for Liam Neeson I would have switched off 20 mins in!


Totally ridiculous movie
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby helicopterking » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:18 pm

Resident Evil: Retribution
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:21 pm

helicopterking wrote:
whufc wrote:
Q. wrote:
whufc wrote:The Grey

Liam Neeson bumps this movie up to a 'D'


Luke Buckmaster rated this the best movie of 2012......What. The. ****.


REALLY, I would be interested to hear how other safooty posters rated it, if it wasn't for Liam Neeson I would have switched off 20 mins in!


Totally ridiculous movie


Yep. Completely implausible. Liam Neeson is apparently immune to hypothermia.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Ash Man » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:24 am

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

Was like a train wreck, I couldnt stop watching
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby PPLions » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:54 am

helicopterking wrote:Resident Evil: Retribution


This.
Absolute carp.
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