Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:36 pm

Johno6 wrote:The guy at work who asks if I can do a small quote for him. There's not much in it.


Then when I said yes he brings me the plans. Oh actually there's a fair bit in it. And it's a mess there's shit all over the place.


I'll bring down the rest of the plans once they have finished printing.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:28 pm

People that drive up your arse when you are doing the speed limit, probably a touch above. Then when you get to an overtaking lane they drop back. Then go back up your arse after it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:37 pm

Footy Chick wrote:it's not about being impatient, it's about others driving in a courteous manner.

If it's 45c and someone in front of you is driving at 40 in a 60 zone with no one in front of them for miles, you'd have every right to be impatient because the person in front is being discourteous by driving at that ridiculous speed when it's not needed.

If it were pissing with rain, it would be a completely different story.

If everyone drove in a courteous manner, there would be far less road rage.


No need to bite - impatient drivers just give me the sh!ts
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:42 pm

scoob wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:it's not about being impatient, it's about others driving in a courteous manner.

If it's 45c and someone in front of you is driving at 40 in a 60 zone with no one in front of them for miles, you'd have every right to be impatient because the person in front is being discourteous by driving at that ridiculous speed when it's not needed.

If it were pissing with rain, it would be a completely different story.

If everyone drove in a courteous manner, there would be far less road rage.


No need to bite - impatient drivers just give me the sh!ts


hurry the f*** up
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:32 pm

Sh1ts 1:

Getting Foxtel IQ installed on Wednesday only for the set top box to now emit a loud humming/buzzing noise constantly.

Sh1ts 2:

Calling Foxtel tonite to get the set top box replaced. There's an hour I won't get back!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:59 pm

Hefty wrote:Sh1ts 1:

Getting Foxtel IQ installed on Wednesday only for the set top box to now emit a loud humming/buzzing noise constantly.

Sh1ts 2:

Calling Foxtel tonite to get the set top box replaced. There's an hour I won't get back!!

gee, however will you go on!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:00 pm

Squids wrote:
scoob wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:it's not about being impatient, it's about others driving in a courteous manner.

If it's 45c and someone in front of you is driving at 40 in a 60 zone with no one in front of them for miles, you'd have every right to be impatient because the person in front is being discourteous by driving at that ridiculous speed when it's not needed.

If it were pissing with rain, it would be a completely different story.

If everyone drove in a courteous manner, there would be far less road rage.


No need to bite - impatient drivers just give me the sh!ts


hurry the f*** up


eff ya all im doing 30km/h all the way home tonight
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:17 pm

Being on holidays for a couple of weeks and finding out the mother-in-law has just invited herself over for a couple of days FFS ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:21 pm

dedja wrote:Being on holidays for a couple of weeks and finding out the mother-in-law has just invited herself over for a couple of days FFS ...

when she rocks up, make sure you're lying naked on the couch, giving yerself a wristy. works every time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:35 pm

You blokes are wierd.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:37 pm

society wronged me
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:38 pm

too many duros.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:28 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:26 pm

those wannabe rockstars good charlottes sell out kfc ads

i want to throw stuff every time it comes on
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:38 pm

Squids wrote:People that drive up your arse when you are doing the speed limit, probably a touch above. Then when you get to an overtaking lane they drop back. Then go back up your arse after it.
It seems to be the opposite problem over here in WA.
People sit on about 10 kph under the speed limit on one lane each way roads, and then when the road widens to accommodate a passing lane they speed up to the legal limit and you can't legally pass them! (&%&)&&^!!)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:03 pm

The dead rat smell from my ceiling.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:09 pm

DOC wrote:The dead rat smell from my ceiling.

Bloody hell I have the same thing. Could be a dead possum but smells very ratty
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:12 pm

Could be Possum, but I have been "feeding" the rats and as I 'm not seeing them I;m guessing its them. Just hope I get no stain on the ceiling.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:41 pm

Get in the roof and get it out... easy fix...

We used to get rats and mice in the roof of our old house. Hop up in the roof with a plastic bag and a pair of gardening gloves...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:36 pm

Squids wrote:those wannabe rockstars good charlottes sell out kfc ads

i want to throw stuff every time it comes on


Considering one of them is a vegeterian!!! :evil:

I agree though.....pathetic!!
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