Things that give you the sh1ts

[MW]

ebay snipers

ass hole pricks

If you are not sniping you are not doing it right mate. That is the only way to get the bargains.

[Squids]

ebay snipers

ass hole pricks

If you are not sniping you are not doing it right mate. That is the only way to get the bargains.

I bid with 10 seconds left

[The Sleeping Giant]

Then you are doing it wrong

[Failed Creation]

Now for my third installment:

- Rebel Wilson. Please f**k off.
- My sister got married yesterday, and all of a sudden, one of her close friends publicly (on Facebook) decides to start planning hers. Jealous much?
- When the media (and a lot of people) claim someone (e.g. Russell Crowe, Keith Urban, Jelena Dokic) as an Aussie when they do something right, but as a (insert nationality here) when the screw up.
- Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson from Today. Bring back Steve Liebmann, Liz Hayes, Ian Ross and Monty Dwyer.

[heater31]

Christ you have some issues

Have a cold beer and wait for the sun to rise in the morning....

[Failed Creation]

Christ you have some issues

Have a cold beer and wait for the sun to rise in the morning....

I just have a low tolerance for a lot of people. A frothie sounds like a good idea right about now though...

[Footy Chick]

I hear ya Failed Creation - we could be long lost twins

Except I'll take Karl and Lisa anyday over Mel and Kochie, the main thing that shites me about the Today show though is that if it didn't happen in Sydney it's not newsworthy.

[The Sleeping Giant]

Don't know how anyone can watch morning TV.

[southee]

Failed creation for PM!!

Mate love to have a beer with you and we can bitch about all sorts of things!!!

On the same line of thinking with you.

Pi$$ myself laughing at your posts.... Keep it up !!!

[The Dark Knight]

Christ you have some issues

Have a cold beer and wait for the sun to rise in the morning....

I think what FC has mentioned is his three rants is pretty much spot on, I have to agree with him.

[CENTURION]

Don't know how anyone can watch morning TV.

agreed, listen to the radio, hear all the news in 10 minutes.

[Pseudo]

Then you are doing it wrong

On the contrary: bidding as late as possible with your maximum bid is the optimal strategy (in a game-theoretic sense) for bidding in eBay.

See for example http://www.omniscienceisbliss.org/sniping.html

[Pseudo]

... the main thing that shites me about the Today show though is that if it didn't happen in Sydney it's not newsworthy.

That describes commercial television news services in general - though I might substitute "eastern capitals" for Sydney.

Oh, and Monty Dwyer was superb

[The Sleeping Giant]

Then you are doing it wrong

On the contrary: bidding as late as possible with your maximum bid is the optimal strategy (in a game-theoretic sense) for bidding in eBay.

See for example http://www.omniscienceisbliss.org/sniping.html

You don't bid in the last 10 seconds though. Just put in the maximum that you are willing to pay, and let it go automatically. If you miss out, so what.

[Failed Creation]

I hear ya Failed Creation - we could be long lost twins

Except I'll take Karl and Lisa anyday over Mel and Kochie, the main thing that shites me about the Today show though is that if it didn't happen in Sydney it's not newsworthy.

I always wanted a twin!

Mel and Kochie wouldn't be fit to scrape the crud from Karl and Lisa's boots.

[Failed Creation]

Failed creation for PM!!

Mate love to have a beer with you and we can bitch about all sorts of things!!!

On the same line of thinking with you.

Pi$$ myself laughing at your posts.... Keep it up !!!

I'm up for a beer mate!

[Dutchy]

The dickheads with their seadoo in the surf at Moana yesterday with hundreds of people/kids closeby, amazing someone didnt get hit/killed.

It wasnt just one of those jetski things, it was a 2 seater about 12 feet long, they have plenty of spots they could go where there are no other swimmers but they choose to be heros....

[heater31]

It's the middle of a heat wave and I have a bloody head cold FFS

[Failed Creation]

It's the middle of a heat wave and I have a bloody head cold FFS

I know how you feel mate, it always seems to happen at this time of year.

[heater31]

It's the middle of a heat wave and I have a bloody head cold FFS

I know how you feel mate, it always seems to happen at this time of year.

I will just have a beer tonight and wait for sun to rise in the morning