Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Sleeping Giant]

You must have good eyesight to pick that from 3,200km away ...

Had an experience or 2 with whites in that area. They have the same bronze colour if they have been up high in the gulf. So much snapper around this time of year. I'll put one of my pictures up later.

[Squids]

My bad didn't see the second photo.

[Failed Creation]

Here's some things that give me the sh1ts:

- MTV doesn't seem to play music any more, just shows about pregnant kids and drunk and obnoxious Yanks and Poms.
- Gangnam Style... why does anyone like that crap?
- Pitbull. He can't rap, and he looks like his namesake chewing a wasp.
- LMFAO. My farts make better tunes.
- Aussie actors putting on fake American accents in movies and TV shows.
- Kesha. Please die, lest people start putting dollar signs in their name. She's an advertisement for sloppy drunk girls.
- People that post 100 photos and status updates a day about their stupid kids on Facebook. The rest of the world care less than you do, you just don't know it.
- People that seem to do nothing but put up 'selfies' on Facebook. Get a life.
- Coldplay.
- Hamish and Andy. I don't find them funny at all.
- Scrubs. I watched an episode once, and I still want my 22 minutes back.
- Beyoncé. Despite what Kayne thinks, Single Ladies was a sh1t video.
- Whoever came up with the catchphrase "Come at me, bro". Thanks for making every two-bit thug wannabe think they're the bees knees.
- Overused footy terms like "Leadership group", "Get around him", and "club culture".
- Overrated songs that everyone seems to love, such as Khe Sanh, Livin' on a Prayer, Stairway to Heaven and Enter Sandman. They aren't the best songs ever written, and I'm pretty sure they're not even the best songs by those bands.

Phew, there's my rant done and dusted. For now.

I just needed to blow off some steam.

[Sky Pilot]

Here's some things that give me the sh1ts:

- MTV doesn't seem to play music any more, just shows about pregnant kids and drunk and obnoxious Yanks and Poms.
- Gangnam Style... why does anyone like that crap?
- Pitbull. He can't rap, and he looks like his namesake chewing a wasp.
- LMFAO. My farts make better tunes.
- Aussie actors putting on fake American accents in movies and TV shows.
- Kesha. Please die, lest people start putting dollar signs in their name. She's an advertisement for sloppy drunk girls.
- People that post 100 photos and status updates a day about their stupid kids on Facebook. The rest of the world care less than you do, you just don't know it.
- People that seem to do nothing but put up 'selfies' on Facebook. Get a life.
- Coldplay.
- Hamish and Andy. I don't find them funny at all.
- Scrubs. I watched an episode once, and I still want my 22 minutes back.
- Beyoncé. Despite what Kayne thinks, Single Ladies was a sh1t video.
- Whoever came up with the catchphrase "Come at me, bro". Thanks for making every two-bit thug wannabe think they're the bees kness.
- Overused footy terms like "Leadership group", "Get around him", and "club culture".
- Overrated songs that everyone seems to love, such as Khe Sanh, Livin' on a Prayer, Stairway to Heaven and Enter Sandman. They aren't the best songs ever written, and I'm pretty sure they're not even the best songs by those bands.

Phew, there's my rant done and dusted. For now.

I just needed to blow off some steam.

Pretty good eclectic rant by any measure. Can I have some of that stuff you are snorting or smoking?

[Failed Creation]

Here's some things that give me the sh1ts:

- MTV doesn't seem to play music any more, just shows about pregnant kids and drunk and obnoxious Yanks and Poms.
- Gangnam Style... why does anyone like that crap?
- Pitbull. He can't rap, and he looks like his namesake chewing a wasp.
- LMFAO. My farts make better tunes.
- Aussie actors putting on fake American accents in movies and TV shows.
- Kesha. Please die, lest people start putting dollar signs in their name. She's an advertisement for sloppy drunk girls.
- People that post 100 photos and status updates a day about their stupid kids on Facebook. The rest of the world care less than you do, you just don't know it.
- People that seem to do nothing but put up 'selfies' on Facebook. Get a life.
- Coldplay.
- Hamish and Andy. I don't find them funny at all.
- Scrubs. I watched an episode once, and I still want my 22 minutes back.
- Beyoncé. Despite what Kayne thinks, Single Ladies was a sh1t video.
- Whoever came up with the catchphrase "Come at me, bro". Thanks for making every two-bit thug wannabe think they're the bees kness.
- Overused footy terms like "Leadership group", "Get around him", and "club culture".
- Overrated songs that everyone seems to love, such as Khe Sanh, Livin' on a Prayer, Stairway to Heaven and Enter Sandman. They aren't the best songs ever written, and I'm pretty sure they're not even the best songs by those bands.

Phew, there's my rant done and dusted. For now.

I just needed to blow off some steam.

Pretty good eclectic rant by any measure. Can I have some of that stuff you are snorting or smoking?

Only ciggies for me... but I don't want to promote that.

Sometimes the creative juices in me need to be squeezed.

[Bully]

mtv classic does play music thou, the normal mtv doesnt

[Failed Creation]

mtv classic does play music thou, the normal mtv doesnt

True, but back in the day, just one MTV channel was good enough to do it all. By the way, they should change the name of the main channel to RealityTV or something, as MusicTV it ain't.

[southee]

Here's some things that give me the sh1ts:

- MTV doesn't seem to play music any more, just shows about pregnant kids and drunk and obnoxious Yanks and Poms.
- Gangnam Style... why does anyone like that crap?
- Pitbull. He can't rap, and he looks like his namesake chewing a wasp.
- LMFAO. My farts make better tunes.
- Aussie actors putting on fake American accents in movies and TV shows.
- Kesha. Please die, lest people start putting dollar signs in their name. She's an advertisement for sloppy drunk girls.
- People that post 100 photos and status updates a day about their stupid kids on Facebook. The rest of the world care less than you do, you just don't know it.
- People that seem to do nothing but put up 'selfies' on Facebook. Get a life.
- Coldplay.
- Hamish and Andy. I don't find them funny at all.
- Scrubs. I watched an episode once, and I still want my 22 minutes back.
- Beyoncé. Despite what Kayne thinks, Single Ladies was a sh1t video.
- Whoever came up with the catchphrase "Come at me, bro". Thanks for making every two-bit thug wannabe think they're the bees kness.
- Overused footy terms like "Leadership group", "Get around him", and "club culture".
- Overrated songs that everyone seems to love, such as Khe Sanh, Livin' on a Prayer, Stairway to Heaven and Enter Sandman. They aren't the best songs ever written, and I'm pretty sure they're not even the best songs by those bands.

Phew, there's my rant done and dusted. For now.

I just needed to blow off some steam.

All of the above!!! Well said mate!!!

[Failed Creation]

Here's some things that give me the sh1ts:

- MTV doesn't seem to play music any more, just shows about pregnant kids and drunk and obnoxious Yanks and Poms.
- Gangnam Style... why does anyone like that crap?
- Pitbull. He can't rap, and he looks like his namesake chewing a wasp.
- LMFAO. My farts make better tunes.
- Aussie actors putting on fake American accents in movies and TV shows.
- Kesha. Please die, lest people start putting dollar signs in their name. She's an advertisement for sloppy drunk girls.
- People that post 100 photos and status updates a day about their stupid kids on Facebook. The rest of the world care less than you do, you just don't know it.
- People that seem to do nothing but put up 'selfies' on Facebook. Get a life.
- Coldplay.
- Hamish and Andy. I don't find them funny at all.
- Scrubs. I watched an episode once, and I still want my 22 minutes back.
- Beyoncé. Despite what Kayne thinks, Single Ladies was a sh1t video.
- Whoever came up with the catchphrase "Come at me, bro". Thanks for making every two-bit thug wannabe think they're the bees kness.
- Overused footy terms like "Leadership group", "Get around him", and "club culture".
- Overrated songs that everyone seems to love, such as Khe Sanh, Livin' on a Prayer, Stairway to Heaven and Enter Sandman. They aren't the best songs ever written, and I'm pretty sure they're not even the best songs by those bands.

Phew, there's my rant done and dusted. For now.

I just needed to blow off some steam.

All of the above!!! Well said mate!!!

Why, thank you very much Southee! I live so that others may be delighted by my rantings.

[LaughingKookaburra]

To continue on last posts.... People who take continuous pictures of their kids, animals, food and who make numerous statuses of how much they love their partners just give everyone the shits. If you are one just bloody stop

[Failed Creation]

To continue on last posts.... People who take continuous pictures of their kids, animals, food and who make numerous statuses of how much they love their partners just give everyone the shits. If you are one just bloody stop

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johno6]

My sister and her husband make Facebook posts or whatever u call it while they are sitting next to each other
Stuff like.

" watching a movie with the best husband in the world"

How bout u watch the movie....

[Failed Creation]

My sister and her husband make Facebook posts or whatever u call it while they are sitting next to each other
Stuff like.

" watching a movie with the best husband in the world"

How bout u watch the movie....

I'm 100% behind you with this one.

[LaughingKookaburra]

I may come across wrong but when people put up continuous pics of their kids then I find that kid annoying. Especially when the Kid pulls stupid faces every pic........ I'll enjoy Hell everyone

[Sky Pilot]

Facebook gives me the sh!ts full stop. What do you when people you barely know or don't really have anything in common with post requests to be your friend? I just ignore them but I'm told this can lead to aggro and/or criticism behind your back from people who perceive you to be ill mannered or a downright prick for ignoring them?

[Failed Creation]

Facebook gives me the sh!ts full stop. What do you when people you barely know or don't really have anything in common with post requests to be your friend? I just ignore them but I'm told this can lead to aggro and/or criticism behind your back from people who perceive you to be ill mannered or a downright prick for ignoring them?

I think it says more about the people that try to request your 'friendship'. Despite the fact that they may be aware that they barely know you, they still try. I think it's a question of vanity myself, because one doesn't like to appear to be friendless or unpopular.

[Failed Creation]

I may come across wrong but when people put up continuous pics of their kids then I find that kid annoying. Especially when the Kid pulls stupid faces every pic........ I'll enjoy Hell everyone

Amen to that. One of my best mates and his partner do the same thing. It peeves me to the point that I barely want to be in contact with them any more.

[Footy Chick]

What shites me is all these pictures that get posted with no narrative -but a endless myraid of fecking hash tags.

[CENTURION]

What shites me is all these pictures that get posted with no narrative -but a endless myraid of fecking hash tags.

yes!!

[Failed Creation]

More things that sh1t me:

- Nikki Minaj. All she does is make sounds like a wounded dog.
- Wuss rock. Whatever happened to ballsy, loud and aggressive rock music? I think it disappeared at the end of the 1990s.
- People who claim to be participating in 'Movember', but don't raise money for charity. If it's not for charity, it's just a moustache.
- People who walk slowly, change direction suddenly, and/or those who stand in front of doors, escalators and anywhere not designed as a meeting area.
- Teenagers who loiter at shopping centres, especially during school hours. Or any hours really.
- Two and a Half Men. It was awful with Charlie Sheen, and got worse with Ashton Kutcher.
- Ashton Kutcher.
- People who say 'YOLO' out of context e.g. "I'm the leading goalkicker, YOLO". Idiots.
- U2. If I wanted to see some douchebag waffle on about political and humanitarian issues, I'd watch the news. In the meantime, please play your sh1tty, bland version of rock music. After all, that's what I paid for when I bought tickets to your concert.
- The lack of modesty in some people these days. Why do people feel the need to go out in public wearing little more than their underwear, let alone post it on Facebook or Twitter?
- People who use hashtags on Facebook.
- Those Rhonda & Ketut commercials... Not funny in the slightest.
- My wife says I give her the sh1ts. She's right about that.

Until next time, folks...