Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:43 pm

Jim05 wrote:Working a 12 hour day in the heat and then getting home to find it like a Chinese sweatshop.
Confront the wife about it and she got cold so turned it off ffs :evil:

women can be SO selfish.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:16 pm

Jim05 wrote:Working a 12 hour day in the heat and then getting home to find it like a Chinese sweatshop.
Confront the wife about it and she got cold so turned it off ffs :evil:

Hope you slapped her.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:07 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Working a 12 hour day in the heat and then getting home to find it like a Chinese sweatshop.
Confront the wife about it and she got cold so turned it off ffs :evil:

Hope you slapped her.

Nup, went to the pub.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Yank Man » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:39 pm

Would be's if they could be. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:21 pm

Jim05 wrote:Working a 12 hour day in the heat and then getting home to find it like a Chinese sweatshop.
Confront the wife about it and she got cold so turned it off ffs :evil:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby nolongerthere » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:41 pm

being told my job is redundant by my employer, then being told by my Union my job is safe, in for a game of two and thro me thinks. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:45 am

Chicks that bring their kids to work. Fairly sure I work in an office and not a Creche!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:48 am

I used to work with a chick that did that. So I gave them $10 each to do all the jobs I couldn't be bothered doing. The mum hated it, but the kids loved it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:15 am

Ungrateful bitch, she should have appreciated the fact you were keeping her brats occupied.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:19 am

She was a piece of work. She had the easiest job in Darwin, but drove all her co-workers away, until the bosses down south realised what was really going on. They finally sacked her.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Stumps » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:32 am

How is what wozniacki did impersonating Serena Williams be deemed racist? Offensive ?yes, in bad taste? yes, mean? yes Racist? no (IMO)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:37 am

Stumps wrote:How is what wozniacki did impersonating Serena Williams be deemed racist? Offensive ?yes, in bad taste? yes, mean? yes Racist? no (IMO)


Only be that if she got the shoe polish out......

Absolute storm in a tea cup.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:39 pm

heater31 wrote:
Stumps wrote:How is what wozniacki did impersonating Serena Williams be deemed racist? Offensive ?yes, in bad taste? yes, mean? yes Racist? no (IMO)


Only be that if she got the shoe polish out......

Absolute storm in a tea cup.

I thought it was hilarious but as soon as I saw it on tv I knew instantly that the media would drag out the racism card. If Serena was white then no problem.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:52 pm

she looked like Dolly Parton!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:10 pm

Why? Coz she's white? Racist ****!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:20 pm

HH3 wrote:Why? Coz she's white? Racist ****!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Cambridge Clarrie » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:23 pm

People tying red ribbons around everything at Christmas...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:25 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:08 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:23 am

Sky Pilot wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Stumps wrote:How is what wozniacki did impersonating Serena Williams be deemed racist? Offensive ?yes, in bad taste? yes, mean? yes Racist? no (IMO)


Only be that if she got the shoe polish out......

Absolute storm in a tea cup.

I thought it was hilarious but as soon as I saw it on tv I knew instantly that the media would drag out the racism card. If Serena was white then no problem.


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