SA Churches & Community Cricket Association 2012/2013

[Phantom Gossiper]

Ball 1 - took guard, surveyed the field, no need to play at this one, sledged the keeper as the ball was being encased by his gloves.
Ball 2 - adjusted box & thigh pad, pulled away as the bowler entered his delivery stride, got sledged, adjusted box vigorously and directly at bowler, WHOOPS......off stump just speared into the chest of the keeper...

Suprisingly accurate! .. are you a subscriber to my blog?

[Phantom Gossiper]

Also goes something like:

Ball 1 - full and wide outside off stump, tries to smack over mid wicket but misses.. practises cover drive..
Ball 2 - Straight and full on stumps, triees to smack over mid wicket, inside edge to fine leg for 1.. practices off drive..
Ball 3 - Other batsman pushes for single... I call for a drink..
Ball 4 - full and wide, plays cover drive for 4, shakes head and practises cow corner slog..

[dark & stormy]

Also goes something like:

Ball 1 - full and wide outside off stump, tries to smack over mid wicket but misses.. practises cover drive..
Ball 2 - Straight and full on stumps, triees to smack over mid wicket, inside edge to fine leg for 1.. practices off drive..
Ball 3 - Other batsman pushes for single... I call for a drink..
Ball 4 - full and wide, plays cover drive for 4, shakes head and practises cow corner slog..

sounds like we went to the same batting school mate

[Jaws]

Also goes something like:

Ball 1 - full and wide outside off stump, tries to smack over mid wicket but misses.. practises cover drive..
Ball 2 - Straight and full on stumps, triees to smack over mid wicket, inside edge to fine leg for 1.. practices off drive..
Ball 3 - Other batsman pushes for single... I call for a drink..
Ball 4 - full and wide, plays cover drive for 4, shakes head and practises cow corner slog..

sounds like we went to the same batting school mate

yet u still can't bat. but u tell everyone u can. funny

[Goat Herder]

yet u still can't bat. but u tell everyone u can. funny

When you've racked up 157 off about 70 balls with 16 lazy zacks, I guess he can say whatever the hell he wants about his batting.

http://ccca.sa.cricket.com.au/common/pa ... ityID=3168

[Phantom Gossiper]

yet u still can't bat. but u tell everyone u can. funny

Jaws you were cool in the 70's, not any more..

*edit* - probably around the same time smasha turned 21 and was still terrorising teams!

[dark & stormy]

Also goes something like:

Ball 1 - full and wide outside off stump, tries to smack over mid wicket but misses.. practises cover drive..
Ball 2 - Straight and full on stumps, triees to smack over mid wicket, inside edge to fine leg for 1.. practices off drive..
Ball 3 - Other batsman pushes for single... I call for a drink..
Ball 4 - full and wide, plays cover drive for 4, shakes head and practises cow corner slog..

sounds like we went to the same batting school mate

yet u still can't bat. but u tell everyone u can. funny

let me guess......your one of many bowlers I have put over the road and your still sore
new poster and want to start on me straight away.....stand in line ya muppet..
will stand by my batting anytime , feels good when I walk out to bat and the fielding teams start running to the boundary.....
what about you ? girls still squeal when you play lord taveners ? not arrogance from me , just the truth.
and await your retarded come back...........and insert now.......

[Jaws]

yet u still can't bat. but u tell everyone u can. funny

When you've racked up 157 off about 70 balls with 16 lazy zacks, I guess he can say whatever the hell he wants about his batting.

http://ccca.sa.cricket.com.au/common/pa ... ityID=3168

just tongue in cheek fun. i know him from indoor. maybe time 2 retire from that 2

[dark & stormy]

yet u still can't bat. but u tell everyone u can. funny

When you've racked up 157 off about 70 balls with 16 lazy zacks, I guess he can say whatever the hell he wants about his batting.

http://ccca.sa.cricket.com.au/common/pa ... ityID=3168

just tongue in cheek fun. i know him from indoor. maybe time 2 retire from that 2

tongue in cheek is it ?
retire from indoor........?
2011 all australian ......played state indoor for last 6 years .....think I am doing ok.
if you want to poke fun , be a man and give me the same privelage of knowing who you are or you want to hide behind the keyboard.......so far you have posted on churches and pdca, so clues please.

[Jaws]

yet u still can't bat. but u tell everyone u can. funny

When you've racked up 157 off about 70 balls with 16 lazy zacks, I guess he can say whatever the hell he wants about his batting.

http://ccca.sa.cricket.com.au/common/pa ... ityID=3168

just tongue in cheek fun. i know him from indoor. maybe time 2 retire from that 2

tongue in cheek is it ?
retire from indoor........?
2011 all australian ......played state indoor for last 6 years .....think I am doing ok.
if you want to poke fun , be a man and give me the same privelage of knowing who you are or you want to hide behind the keyboard.......so far you have posted on churches and pdca, so clues please.

state oldies league does not count for state. i know guys from a few comps. played against you last year in indoor

[dark & stormy]

a lot of people played against me.....whoopee mate, so you want to hide behind a keyboard.
wont take long to find out who you are. so how have I ticked you off ? seem to do that quite a bit. so do you play in any div ?assoc ? or dont play outdoor at all ? cmon lets play.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Smasha just check your blood pressure there brus!

[dark & stormy]

Smasha just check your blood pressure there brus!

I am calm mate, just seeing how I have ticked this bloke off thats all.
says he knows me , well why hide ? I am just a pussy cat and a really really nice guy.
no problems here , we all know what happened to jaws in the movies

[moses]

when is the carnival again peeps? interested in seeing who gets picked.

Its on Boxing Day.

Steadman from Luthies should be in the team

[mozzie]

Smasha i wouldn't worry about Jaws too much, im sure he will get exposed as a Phantom soon enough

[Phantom Gossiper]

Smasha i wouldn't worry about Jaws too much, im sure he will get exposed as a Phantom soon enough

and what the f**k are you implying with that?

[mozzie]

Smasha i wouldn't worry about Jaws too much, im sure he will get exposed as a Phantom soon enough

and what the f**k are you implying with that?

Mate you have taken it the wrong way, guess i used the wrong choose of words, what i meant is someone who posts for a few days then disappears.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Mate you have taken it the wrong way, guess i used the wrong choose of words, what i meant is someone who posts for a few days then disappears.

Apologies then

[dark & stormy]

Smasha i wouldn't worry about Jaws too much, im sure he will get exposed as a Phantom soon enough

and what the f**k are you implying with that?

Mate you have taken it the wrong way, guess i used the wrong choose of words, what i meant is someone who posts for a few days then disappears.

hahahaha ....relax phantom and check your blood pressure mate
how I love these open forums where we can get angry at anything (I am talking about me)

[Phantom Gossiper]

hahahaha ....relax phantom and check your blood pressure mate

touche'!