Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Sleeping Giant]

Lucky you didn't go for the music

[Rik E Boy]

Pay a chick to block your ears

Ha ha. Quality.

regards,

REB

[Pseudo]

Pay a chick to block your ears

Ha ha. Quality.

regards,

REB

Would be more interesting to pay a couple of ladyboys to do it...

[smac]

Pay a chick to block your ears

Ha ha. Quality.

regards,

REB

Would be more interesting to pay a couple of ladyboys to do it...

Look! No hands!

[wristwatcher]

The misses spending $13 on an engagement card....Schnitzel, 6 pack, 2 pints at the pub, 6 hot dogs, 2 bottles of rekoderling, a hanson road hand job, a shirt, 13 punts at the tab, 2 pairs of thongs, a day of shield cricket or ryobi cup ticket. I could go on and on but probably the stupedest $13 purchase she has made

[Smashed Crab]

The misses spending $13 on an engagement card....Schnitzel, 6 pack, 2 pints at the pub, 6 hot dogs, 2 bottles of rekoderling, a hanson road hand job, a shirt, 13 punts at the tab, 2 pairs of thongs, a day of shield cricket or ryobi cup ticket. I could go on and on but probably the stupedest $13 purchase she has made

So you know the going rate on Hanson Rd

[Columbo]

Going to check out a rental property only to find that it is a totally different property to the one featured on the website, in the same block but clearly not the same place

[stampy]

The misses spending $13 on an engagement card....Schnitzel, 6 pack, 2 pints at the pub, 6 hot dogs, 2 bottles of rekoderling, a hanson road hand job, a shirt, 13 punts at the tab, 2 pairs of thongs, a day of shield cricket or ryobi cup ticket. I could go on and on but probably the stupedest $13 purchase she has made

plus add the fact that at least 50% dont get married!!

[Squids]

Having to bite my tongue

[Magpiespower]

Star Wars freaks.

FFS, the worst thing George Lucas ever did was make some bad movies.

Perspective, peanuts!

[gadj1976]

getting 760 dollar trifectas in the wrong order.

[Jase]

Having my poor little dog throwing up what looks like poo (and smells like it to).

Vet asked if he had been into rat poison, we dont have any around so makes me wonder if someone (a neighbor) has baited the little fella.

Vet has given him some antibiotics, anti-acids and a injection for him to stop spewing.

If he hasn't improved over night we have to go back fir an x-ray and possible endoscopy... it could be a blockage in his intestines...

If he has been baited there will be consequences!

Poor little bugger...

[Wedgie]

Thinking I wont get THAT wet as it spits a bit when I leave my hotel and only have to walk 200 metres to a bar in Thailand.

[Strawb]

Thinking I wont get THAT wet as it spits a bit when I leave my hotel and only have to walk 200 metres to a bar in Thailand.

that could be taken sooo many ways wedgie

[HH3]

Spending an hour yesterday cleaning my car, and then having the wankers next door to work mow their lawns first thing Monday morning and cover the car in dirt.

Theyve already smashed my windscreen and cracked my foggy but wont take responsibility for it, saying "we dont mow during business hours, only sunday morning" when theyre on the **** ride on every day...

If I rang the council would they do anything? They also have peacocks that come into our yard and scratch the cars...

[Q.]

Spending an hour yesterday cleaning my car, and then having the wankers next door to work mow their lawns first thing Monday morning and cover the car in dirt.

Theyve already smashed my windscreen and cracked my foggy but wont take responsibility for it, saying "we dont mow during business hours, only sunday morning" when theyre on the **** ride on every day...

If I rang the council would they do anything? They also have peacocks that come into our yard and scratch the cars...

The people across the road from us decided they would try and mow their shattered pane of glass into the ground rather than pick it up and dispose of it.

All it did was shower the street and my front yard with a billion tiny shards of glass. Still not game to walk barefoot around the front yard, which pisses me off because I pretty much go barefoot everywhere from now until April

Some people are ******* idiots.

[Johno6]

People who spend 3 hours at the ATM.surely it's not that hard

[gossipgirl]

People who spend 3 hours at the ATM.surely it's not that hard

depends how they are secured. some are easier to remove than others i believe

[HH3]

Trying to get work done on Melbourne Cup day when Im now the company bookie & catering organiser...

[Keefy]

Trying to get work done on Melbourne Cup day when Im now the company bookie & catering organiser...

Thankfully catering is all organised where I work

I'm just the dodgy bookie and Oz Lotto organiser today

Beats playing copy and paste of data into spreadsheets