Finally exasperated, BAYMAN asked MAL, "Hey, how come you’re getting so many fish and I’m not getting anything? What am I doing wrong?"
"What are you using for bait?" Asked MAL.
"Just regular bait, worms." Replied BAYMAN.
"Man, fish don’t eat worms these days." said MAL, "You gotta use the right kind of bait to catch fish now a days."
"What are they eating then?" asked BAYMAN curiously.
"Pussy man, pure pussy meat." said MAL with a grin.
"Pussy meat? Where’d you get it from?"
"Well, I know a guy who works in the morgue and whenever they get a dead body of a girl, he collects the pussy and sells it to me as fish bait." Explained MAL, "And man it works like magic. Fish can’t seem to get enough of it."
"Hmm..." said BAYMAN with a frown, "But I notice you keep sniffing the bait before you put it on the hook. Do you really have to smell the pussy?"
"Well...um..." replied MAL with a grin, "The guy from the morgue, he’s a real crook. Every now and then he tries to slip in an ASSHOLE!!!!!!."
