Things that give you the sh1ts

[Ronnie]

Crass "social commentator" Catherine Deveny couldn't just report to police her info on the disappearance of ABC journo Jill Meagher.

No, she had to blast it all over Twitter and make herself part of the wider story.

Vile oxygen thief...

I just take it she is desperate for publicity given the comments for example she made about Anzac Day.

After all, she has a stunningly successful media career to bolster

[Hefty]

Opticomm!!

A good 'Hills Holdings' company mate, c'mon.....

These useless F&%Ks just cancelled on me again!!! Choccies, pull some rank and get this sh!t sorted for me!!

All I want is some TV interface unit installed how hard can it be???!!! Their lastest excuse was our Air Freight has been delayed! On Monday, it was because the "technician" was sick!! If I see anyone from Hills Holding I will punch them squarely in the d!ck!!!

END RANT!!!!!!!

[Alaska]

I have become too time poor to do it myself.

But why are mechanics so slack and don't even look at your car till 4pm?
Then the parts, the issues, the ss#%3^&^^%$'s means it cannot be fixed till Wednesday!

[fisho mcspaz]

Hair curlers.

How the hell did people curl their hair every day back in the 1940s or whenever it was?! I even looked up 'how to curl your hair' on Google and read a step-by-step tutorial on how to put your hair in curlers and I still can't do it properly. It's very frustrating.

[Rik E Boy]

Hair curlers.

How the hell did people curl their hair every day back in the 1940s or whenever it was?! I even looked up 'how to curl your hair' on Google and read a step-by-step tutorial on how to put your hair in curlers and I still can't do it properly. It's very frustrating.

Should have eaten your crusts like Mum said.

regards,

REB

[Strawb]

Hair curlers.

How the hell did people curl their hair every day back in the 1940s or whenever it was?! I even looked up 'how to curl your hair' on Google and read a step-by-step tutorial on how to put your hair in curlers and I still can't do it properly. It's very frustrating.

Should have eaten your crusts like Mum said.

regards,

REB

I did and I am balding b*****d

[fisho mcspaz]

Hair curlers.

How the hell did people curl their hair every day back in the 1940s or whenever it was?! I even looked up 'how to curl your hair' on Google and read a step-by-step tutorial on how to put your hair in curlers and I still can't do it properly. It's very frustrating.

Should have eaten your crusts like Mum said.

regards,

REB

I'd rather have straight hair than eat my crusts.

Had another crack with the curlers and half of my head doesn't look too bad - the other half looks like Ronald McDonald but I'm slowly getting there. Still, I can't imagine wanting to do this regularly.

[Magpiespower]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

[Sky Pilot]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

Oh yeah I can identify with this. My bro in law is a bully, a thug, a drop kick, turned wife bashing into an art form. Hate the prick.

[Magpiespower]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

Oh yeah I can identify with this. My bro in law is a bully, a thug, a drop kick, turned wife bashing into an art form. Hate the prick.

Jesus.

Had a brother-in-law somewhat similar.

But he mostly preferred "mental abuse."

Now he's pretty much drinking himself to death.

Alone.

[Sky Pilot]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

Oh yeah I can identify with this. My bro in law is a bully, a thug, a drop kick, turned wife bashing into an art form. Hate the prick.

Jesus.

Had a brother-in-law somewhat similar.

But he mostly preferred "mental abuse."

Now he's pretty much drinking himself to death.

Alone.

This guy smokes a pkt of B&H and drinks a bottle of scotch a day so we are all just sitting back waiting for him to drop off the twig. In the meantime he remains a piss weak excuse for a man.

[fisho mcspaz]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

Yep - can definitely identify with this. My rellies are all right but my ex had a few cockheads in the clan. My ex mother-in-law, who swore in court that I bashed my son - I DON'T HURT MY KIDS. NO ONE HURTS MY KIDS, YOU ARSEHOLE; her mother, who told me I was going to hell; my ex's cousin, who rang me up from the US precisely to inform me that Mr McSpaz was not my son's stepfather as we are not married; and my ex's uncle, who was an oxycodone addict and couldn't function without his mother telling him what to do. He had a thing for large women and would have two or three of them on the go at a time, and he used to let his dog crap on the floor of his house and not clean it up. I put up with the lot of them while I was still married to the ex, and I still put up with them when I have to, for my son's sake - I mean, I can't tell him that his father's family is nuts, and they do care about him; it's about their one redeeming trait.

[Strawb]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

Yep - can definitely identify with this. My rellies are all right but my ex had a few cockheads in the clan. My ex mother-in-law, who swore in court that I bashed my son - I DON'T HURT MY KIDS. NO ONE HURTS MY KIDS, YOU ARSEHOLE; her mother, who told me I was going to hell; my ex's cousin, who rang me up from the US precisely to inform me that Mr McSpaz was not my son's stepfather as we are not married; and my ex's uncle, who was an oxycodone addict and couldn't function without his mother telling him what to do. He had a thing for large women and would have two or three of them on the go at a time, and he used to let his dog crap on the floor of his house and not clean it up. I put up with the lot of them while I was still married to the ex, and I still put up with them when I have to, for my son's sake - I mean, I can't tell him that his father's family is nuts, and they do care about him; it's about their one redeeming trait.

They are from the south aren't they? Rednecks they sound like.

[Magpiespower]

They are from the south aren't they? Rednecks they sound like.

Got some fam out west.

You could make a TV series about these ferals.

Something like "Shameless" though that might be a bit tame.

"Semaphore Shore" is a reality show we all wanna see!

[fisho mcspaz]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

Yep - can definitely identify with this. My rellies are all right but my ex had a few cockheads in the clan. My ex mother-in-law, who swore in court that I bashed my son - I DON'T HURT MY KIDS. NO ONE HURTS MY KIDS, YOU ARSEHOLE; her mother, who told me I was going to hell; my ex's cousin, who rang me up from the US precisely to inform me that Mr McSpaz was not my son's stepfather as we are not married; and my ex's uncle, who was an oxycodone addict and couldn't function without his mother telling him what to do. He had a thing for large women and would have two or three of them on the go at a time, and he used to let his dog crap on the floor of his house and not clean it up. I put up with the lot of them while I was still married to the ex, and I still put up with them when I have to, for my son's sake - I mean, I can't tell him that his father's family is nuts, and they do care about him; it's about their one redeeming trait.

They are from the south aren't they? Rednecks they sound like.

Yep, little town in Georgia. Most of them have never been further north than North Carolina.

[Strawb]

F@%kwit rellies you wouldn't p!ss on if they were on fire but you endure/suffer/put up with through gnashed teeth once in a blue moon just coz they're family...

Yep - can definitely identify with this. My rellies are all right but my ex had a few cockheads in the clan. My ex mother-in-law, who swore in court that I bashed my son - I DON'T HURT MY KIDS. NO ONE HURTS MY KIDS, YOU ARSEHOLE; her mother, who told me I was going to hell; my ex's cousin, who rang me up from the US precisely to inform me that Mr McSpaz was not my son's stepfather as we are not married; and my ex's uncle, who was an oxycodone addict and couldn't function without his mother telling him what to do. He had a thing for large women and would have two or three of them on the go at a time, and he used to let his dog crap on the floor of his house and not clean it up. I put up with the lot of them while I was still married to the ex, and I still put up with them when I have to, for my son's sake - I mean, I can't tell him that his father's family is nuts, and they do care about him; it's about their one redeeming trait.

They are from the south aren't they? Rednecks they sound like.

Yep, little town in Georgia. Most of them have never been further north than North Carolina.

LMFAO knew it. Strange people some of them from the South. Maybe a lil inbred too LOL

[Sky Pilot]

The endless and mindless ongoing analysis of the GF. Sydney won, Buddy didn't get the Norm Smith. Get over it

[fisho mcspaz]

Yep - can definitely identify with this. My rellies are all right but my ex had a few cockheads in the clan. My ex mother-in-law, who swore in court that I bashed my son - I DON'T HURT MY KIDS. NO ONE HURTS MY KIDS, YOU ARSEHOLE; her mother, who told me I was going to hell; my ex's cousin, who rang me up from the US precisely to inform me that Mr McSpaz was not my son's stepfather as we are not married; and my ex's uncle, who was an oxycodone addict and couldn't function without his mother telling him what to do. He had a thing for large women and would have two or three of them on the go at a time, and he used to let his dog crap on the floor of his house and not clean it up. I put up with the lot of them while I was still married to the ex, and I still put up with them when I have to, for my son's sake - I mean, I can't tell him that his father's family is nuts, and they do care about him; it's about their one redeeming trait.

They are from the south aren't they? Rednecks they sound like.

Yep, little town in Georgia. Most of them have never been further north than North Carolina.

LMFAO knew it. Strange people some of them from the South. Maybe a lil inbred too LOL

VERY strange. Very strange codes of etiquette as well. And to hear them talk sometimes it was like they still hadn't got over the South losing the Civil War. It was especially odd because Mr Ex-McSpaz's two best friends were black - he got beaten up for this in high school, which should say a thing or two about the town they live in - but yet the way he went on constantly about 'counterracism' and 'no-good niggers bringing down the area' you'd never have picked it.

[woodublieve12]

goin to a 50th tonight.. not keen one bit... love to smash some beers... but have to be somewhat responsible cause the in-laws are ther

[Strawb]

goin to a 50th tonight.. not keen one bit... love to smash some beers... but have to be somewhat responsible cause the in-laws are ther

hahaha get sh!tfaced wearing swans gear you earnt it.