Things that make you laugh

[gossipgirl]

Apple Cult Followers lining up at Telstra Shop down rundle mall. Absolutely hysterical

[HH3]

Apple Cult Followers lining up at Telstra Shop down rundle mall. Absolutely hysterical

Are they all wearing skinny jeans and plaid? Beanies?

**** trendies!

[scoob]

Apple Cult Followers lining up at Telstra Shop down rundle mall. Absolutely hysterical

Are they all wearing skinny jeans and plaid? Beanies?

**** trendies!

There would be no spare bike racks in the city... their fixies have to be secured somewhere

[Pseudo]

Apple Cult Followers lining up at Telstra Shop down rundle mall. Absolutely hysterical

A bloke at my work flexed off today, for the sole purpose of purchasing the new Apple WankPad, whatever it is...

[Jim05]

Apple Cult Followers lining up at Telstra Shop down rundle mall. Absolutely hysterical

People sleeping outside for 3 days in Sydney waiting to be first in line.
Have these tossers not heard of the internet?
People who ordered via internet received theirs today, our company probably delivered 1000 or more of them today.

[Magpiespower]

Airbag pranks...

[Strawb]

Neighbour's kid boy friends Commodore just shite itself and they cannot push it.

[Johno6]

[mickey]

Took the kids over to the park yesterday and was mucking around on the basketball court when I thought it would be a good idea to have a game of H.O.R.S.E. with miss 8yo...

All was going well until she decided to say quite loudly that "your a H and I'm a HOR"

I'm just glad nobody was within earshot.

[dedja]

When you're all out of gerbils ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/new-zeala ... 6479886293

A man with an eel lodged in his bottom has shown up at a New Zealand emergency department asking for help.

The unnamed man presented himself at the Auckland City Hospital for treatment last week, the New Zealand Herald reported.

X-rays revealed the eel "about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus," a hospital source told the newspaper.

"The incident is the talk of the place. Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't before, but an eel has to be a first."

The eel was removed and the man went on his way. The hospital confirmed the story to the newspaper, but revealed no further details in order to protect the man's privacy.

It was not clear how the eel had found its way inside the man. According to the newspaper, eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover.

[Booney]

'eel never 'ear the end'o'that one.

[Squids]

The Chinese fapping over their aircraft carrier, which is 20 years old and doesn't have any operational aircraft.

The yanks are laughing with me.

[Magpiespower]

Seen Wedding Crashers a million times but still...

[HH3]

Telling my GM not to get all up in my grill about sales figures for the day. Even he couldnt stay cranky after that exchange

[Magpiespower]

Only in Salisbury...

Man stopped by police for driving with a TV cabinet strapped to his car bonnet
News Review Messenger
26 September 2012

Elizabeth Police Superintendent David O'Donovan said the driver's actions were "dangerous and absolutely ridiculous''.

"This could easily have ended in tragedy with someone seriously injured or killed if the cabinet had come off while driving,'' Supt O'Donovan said.

"The driver simply could not see what was in front of him, which is generally fairly important when you are driving.

The driver was issued with an expiation notice for driving without having a clear view of the road.

[Pseudo]

More amazon mirth. Read the reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000MS ... roduct_top

[Strawb]

people not liking the word moist.

[Johno6]

my misses abslutely hates that word with a passion

[Squids]

Females in general don't like the word.

[mighty_tiger_79]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag9QT24TG8w