Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:57 pm

dedja wrote:far cheaper in cans ...


Not since Cyclone Yasi.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:55 pm

Epileptic dog that refuses to take its 4xa-day medication...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:07 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Epileptic dog that refuses to take its 4xa-day medication...



Mince meat...works a charm ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:11 pm

ive done this heaps of times
peanut butter... then spread it on your......


hang on a sec, ive never actually done it with any medication tho
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:35 pm

Johno6 wrote:ive done this heaps of times
peanut butter... then spread it on your......


hang on a sec, ive never actually done it with any medication tho

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:11 pm

in all seriousness tho, it sucks
its hard enough gettin my dog to take tablets.

what has worked for me is my dog love cheetos, so i hollow one out and put a tablet in it and he eats it no problems
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:11 pm

Fussy lil' b@st@rd has a refined palette.

But he took his tablets this morning. Might have to cut back on his snacks. Sister never told me about this when I agreed to look after him while she's overseas!

Just know he's gonna spaz out before her return.

Believe it or not, it happens every full moon.

He's part werewolf...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:20 pm

Johno6 wrote:ive done this heaps of times
peanut butter... then spread it on your......


hang on a sec, ive never actually done it with any medication tho

It ain't cheating if it is your dog.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:24 pm

Strawb wrote:
Johno6 wrote:ive done this heaps of times
peanut butter... then spread it on your......


hang on a sec, ive never actually done it with any medication tho

It ain't cheating if it is your dog.


try telling that to my mrs,
she is a bit suss as well when i write the shopping list out and its
crunchy peanut butter
smooth peanut butter
whipped peanut butter.
chloroform(sp?)
dog treats.
bread
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:24 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Fussy lil' b@st@rd has a refined palette.

But he took his tablets this morning. Might have to cut back on his snacks. Sister never told me about this when I agreed to look after him while she's overseas!

Just know he's gonna spaz out before her return.

Believe it or not, it happens every full moon.

He's part werewolf...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:26 pm

Strawb wrote:
Johno6 wrote:ive done this heaps of times
peanut butter... then spread it on your......


hang on a sec, ive never actually done it with any medication tho

It ain't cheating if it is your dog.


Is the dog male or female?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:29 pm

male..... but i have my doubts.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:25 am

scoob wrote:
Strawb wrote:
Johno6 wrote:ive done this heaps of times
peanut butter... then spread it on your......


hang on a sec, ive never actually done it with any medication tho

It ain't cheating if it is your dog.


Is the dog male or female?

probably
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:58 pm

Just getting yet another E-mail about my security the clearance, f**k off!! :evil: They need more information, information that I've already provided twice! This rubbish has gone on for five months now, was almost going to throw my phone against the wall, when I read the E-mail. Stupid government! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:35 am

Running up Target Hill Rd...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pag » Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:34 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Running up Target Hill Rd...
Horrendous idea.
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:44 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Running up Target Hill Rd...


You is LOCO...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:26 pm

Epileptic dog.

Has now gone on a hunger strike.

Friggin' idiot will starve to death before it fits...

Pag wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Running up Target Hill Rd...
Horrendous idea.


It was a good idea at the time.

Actually, no. It wasn't.

Smashed it downhill...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:45 am

Copping a bill when someone clicked on the wrong box now plenty of hundreds down.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:56 pm

That epileptic dog I'm looking after just had a fit.

Apparently that explains why he's been acting so weird the last 24 hours or so.

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