Things that you rate!

[OnSong]

Ack.

[mickey]

What's #TwitterAfterDark? I go to bed fair early most nights. Hang on, is it like a euphemism for redtube?

*Rest has been edited so it doesn't get taken the wrong way.

Is posting pics, usually selfies etc with the # of twitterafterdark. Can be used in conjunction with #TittyTuesday #ThongThursday #AssWednesday #FriskyFriday

[fisho mcspaz]

What's #TwitterAfterDark? I go to bed fair early most nights. Hang on, is it like a euphemism for redtube?

*Rest has been edited so it doesn't get taken the wrong way.

Is posting pics, usually selfies etc with the # of twitterafterdark. Can be used in conjunction with #TittyTuesday #ThongThursday #AssWednesday #FriskyFriday

Yuck I hate selfies. Narcissistic balderdash.

[mickey]

What's #TwitterAfterDark? I go to bed fair early most nights. Hang on, is it like a euphemism for redtube?

*Rest has been edited so it doesn't get taken the wrong way.

Is posting pics, usually selfies etc with the # of twitterafterdark. Can be used in conjunction with #TittyTuesday #ThongThursday #AssWednesday #FriskyFriday

Yuck I hate selfies. Narcissistic balderdash.

Get Mr mcspaz to take them then
I'm sure he would be a fan of the above hashtags... lol

[fisho mcspaz]

What's #TwitterAfterDark? I go to bed fair early most nights. Hang on, is it like a euphemism for redtube?

*Rest has been edited so it doesn't get taken the wrong way.

Is posting pics, usually selfies etc with the # of twitterafterdark. Can be used in conjunction with #TittyTuesday #ThongThursday #AssWednesday #FriskyFriday

Yuck I hate selfies. Narcissistic balderdash.

Get Mr mcspaz to take them then
I'm sure he would be a fan of the above hashtags... lol

Nah, Mr McSpaz detests social media. He's never used Twitter before. He also doesn't spend much time looking at pictures of other women. I remember him before we started dating; at parties or pub drinking sessions he never would go along with the other blokes in pointing out and ogling various women's anatomy - he said it was pretty disrespectful to the woman and he'd rather go and have a conversation with a girl than behave like a dickhead in front of her. He's a top bloke.

[fisho mcspaz]

Things I rate - my painkillers kicking in at last for my sprained neck. Now I can drive up to the servo and buy corn chips. I really wanted some, but first we forgot to buy them from the supermarket during the day, and then I sprained my neck and couldn't turn my head to check my mirrors, and Mr McSpaz has been drinking beer ever since the Crows game started. But now the Nurofen Plus has worked, my neck is slightly more flexible and the chips are now possible!

[mighty_tiger_79]

getting 8.5 in the footy tips, so i know im on top, just hope the other equal leader got one of the other games wrong so i can get the whole first prize!!!!

[GWW]

How much is first prize?

[mighty_tiger_79]

$400
it was $20 x 20 entrants.

Ill be happy with a deadheat but the whole lot will make my holidays next week a whole lot sweeter on the golf course!

[the big bang]

Massive is such a wonderfully descriptive word.

I prefer pictures rather than the written word

i can vouch for them though!

[OnSong]

Just a reminder from the first page of this thread. Thanks to Dogwatcher for the prompting:

I rate Tit Monday:

This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:

"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...

That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.

As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."

[heater31]

I was only thinking about this very phenomena this morning as if it was today or last Saturday

[OnSong]

I would have probably jumped the gun and declared it on Saturday, had I not had concerns for a cold front with terrible winds making its way across the state. FFS!

[Squids]

Brent Guerra getting his medal back.

[scoob]

Brent Guerra getting his hair back.

[mickey]

Don't change his quote to make it humerous scoob.... apparently u can be banned for that shit!

[scoob]

Don't change his quote to make it numerous scoob.... apparently u can be banned for that shit!

really... wtf? pretty clear I changed it... thought it was quite numerous

[mickey]

Don't change his quote to make it numerous scoob.... apparently u can be banned for that shit!

really... wtf? pretty clear I changed it... thought it was quite humerous

I don't have a problem with it... was quite witty I think..

[the big bang]

Don't change his quote to make it numerous scoob.... apparently u can be banned for that shit!

really... wtf? pretty clear I changed it... thought it was quite humerous

I have a problem with it... was quite gay I think..

bit harsh there mickey?

[scoob]

Don't change his quote to make it numerous scoob.... apparently u can be banned for that shit!

really... wtf? pretty clear I changed it... thought it was quite humerous

I have a problem with it... was quite gay I think..

I love you mickey

Get a room you 2! FFS