Worst Movies

[The Dark Knight]

Junior Boon, in year 10, has been subjected to what can only be described as torture.

This term his English class has been studying the Leo Dicaprio "Romeo and Juliet".

He was asked what he has learnt from watching the movie. His reply was "I've lost 3 hours of my life that I'll never get back".

I recall studying that version of Romeo and Juliet in year 10 English. Sh!t movie and it was pretty much torture having to study it, absolutely hated it. Also studyed MacBeth and American Beauty, which was great to study that same year.

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Escape from the Planet of the Apes

Bizarre.

Just bizarre...

[The Sleeping Giant]

I'm perplexed as to why people watch some of these movies when they obviously will be crud.

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I'm perplexed as to why people watch some of these movies when they obviously will be crud.

Because a bad movie can be more entertaining than a good one.

The more inept the various filmmaking disciplines the better.

Revel in its unholy awfulness...

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Conquest for the Planet of the Apes

Series gets progressively worse.

One more to go...

[JK]

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes is excellent

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Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes is excellent

And it's the only one of the seven POTA movies they're not showing!

Even showing Tim Burton's awful "re-imagining" tomorrow night.

That's even worse than the camp sequels...

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Planet of the Apes

Tim Burton's silly "re-imagining."

Not to be mistaken for a "remake."

Helena Bonham Carter looks better in monkey make-up than her usual corset.

2.5 bananas.

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Red Hill

Pretty tight, if misleading, first act.

Then it goes to complete crap.

Even worse than being just bad.

Just plain dumb...

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Marie Antoinette

Everybody phoned this one in.

Watched most of it in fast forward.

Still felt like an interminable eternity...

[Lightning McQueen]

Marie Antoinette

Everybody phoned this one in.

Watched most of it in fast forward.

Still felt like an interminable eternity...

Was it a porno?

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Was it a porno?

Kirsten Dunst getting her kit off...

Now THAT would've been something worth watching!

And I probably would've pressed the slo-mo button....

[Lightning McQueen]

Was it a porno?

Kirsten Dunst getting her kit off...

Now THAT would've been something worth watching!

And I probably would've pressed the slo-mo button....

Yeah, the spiderman scene is a pause candidate..........and that was nothing really.

[JK]

Was it a porno?

Kirsten Dunst getting her kit off...

Now THAT would've been something worth watching!

And I probably would've pressed the slo-mo button....

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[Strawb]

Hangover 2. Please let the movies end now. Not as good and not even as close as good as the first one.

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Hangover 2. Please let the movies end now. Not as good and not even as close as good as the first one.

Live action photocopy.

Guess they figured it was gonna make motzas regardless.

So why put any effort in?

Some effort wouldn't have hurt.

Just a little...

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Bad Lieutenant

Bad movie.

Very bad.

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Accidents Happen

They sure do.

This film was one of them.

An Australian film set in 1970s Conneticut, shot in Sydney with Aussie actors faking bad American accents.

Pretty elaborate and expensive April Fool's joke by Screen Australia...

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The Karate Kid

Starring the obnoxious Jayden Smith.

Though I did enjoy the scene where he got...

KNOCKED THE F@%K OUT!!!

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Jessica Watson: The Movie

Coming soon...

http://if.com.au/2012/08/20/article/Jessica-Watson-film-True-Spirit-to-be-shot-next-year/ADCCCOGQUN.html