Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

I want to ask how the Vegemite came to be in the eye but at the same time, I do not.

Sounds like a convo I had yesterday with a bloke from our factory.
Him "Don't mind the smell of vegemite, it's all in my hair"
Me "A gel replacement?"
"Na, when I put my headphones down at lunch someone smeared vegemite over the ear protectors, I don't know who it could've been but I only annoyed 3 people today so I've narrowed it down".

[HH3]

How the guy that shares my office automatically switches the light off when he leaves, even though im still working at my desk and he knows Ill be here for at least another half hour...

Force of habit?

Maybe, but he'll turn around and say goodbye and knows that i wont be leaving any time soon.

Just did it AGAIN!!

[smac]

My income increased by $500 while my child support increased by $900. Excellent system we're working with.

thats a disgrace.

how do you sleep at night

Quite easy to sleep. All I said was that it gave me the shits.

[smac]

My income increased by $500 while my child support increased by $900. Excellent system we're working with.

thats a disgrace.
how do you sleep at night

The $500 comes in, the $900 goes OUT. Peanut.

Yep, that's what I meant. Hardly going to break the bank but it's exposing a flawed system pretty clearly to me.

[The Dark Knight]

Getting yet another email and phone call about my damn security clearance, which I have to do for apparently I need to provide more information! More information?? I've already given them all there is to know about me, my family, my overseas holidays and everything else in between!

I consider myself lucky though, our clearances are to be completed online in our own time and being young I'm lucky enough to be computer literate, the older blokes at work who have hardly used a computer in their lifetime have had so much trouble with their clearances because they just don't know what the hell to do. I and other younger guys who have done or are doing their clearance try to explain to them how to go about it but they don't understand it. (Eg. We have to use Firefox instead of internet explorer because it continuely crashes while you're trying to complete your clearance, the older blokes have NFI what Firefox is). A few blokes have just refused to do it because it's too much of a headf**k.

[heater31]

Getting yet another email and phone call about my damn security clearance, which I have to do for apparently I need to provide more information! More information?? I've already given them all there is to know about me, my family, my overseas holidays and everything else in between!

I consider myself lucky though, our clearances are to be completed online in our own time and being young I'm lucky enough to be computer literate, the older blokes at work who have hardly used a computer in their lifetime have had so much trouble with their clearances because they just don't know what the hell to do. I and other younger guys who have done or are doing their clearance try to explain to them how to go about it but they don't understand it. (Eg. We have to use Firefox instead of internet explorer because it continuely crashes while you're trying to complete your clearance, the older blokes have NFI what Firefox is). A few blokes have just refused to do it because it's too much of a headf**k.

ASC???

[The Dark Knight]

Getting yet another email and phone call about my damn security clearance, which I have to do for apparently I need to provide more information! More information?? I've already given them all there is to know about me, my family, my overseas holidays and everything else in between!

I consider myself lucky though, our clearances are to be completed online in our own time and being young I'm lucky enough to be computer literate, the older blokes at work who have hardly used a computer in their lifetime have had so much trouble with their clearances because they just don't know what the hell to do. I and other younger guys who have done or are doing their clearance try to explain to them how to go about it but they don't understand it. (Eg. We have to use Firefox instead of internet explorer because it continuely crashes while you're trying to complete your clearance, the older blokes have NFI what Firefox is). A few blokes have just refused to do it because it's too much of a headf**k.

ASC???

Yeah mate. Five of the older Boilermakers in my work group refuse to do it, three others had to get their wives to help them do it and are still having trouble with it.

[fisho mcspaz]

Mates who send you emails saying 'I wish we'd met now instead of back then [five years ago], I am way better looking now and more mature.'

1. Obviously you're HEAPS mature to be saying something like that.
2. It wouldn't have made a difference anyway, you tool - I was with Mr McSpaz back then and I'm still with him.
3. You're married. I hope your wife reads her emails.
4. Since the last time I saw you, you have been convicted for eight counts of forgery. That's not very mature.
5. Goodbye.

[Pseudo]

Not being able to see out of left eye.

You might be having a stroke.

... in which case, he should have pointed it away from his face.

[Pseudo]

How the guy that shares my office automatically switches the light off when he leaves, even though im still working at my desk and he knows Ill be here for at least another half hour...

Force of habit?

Maybe, but he'll turn around and say goodbye and knows that i wont be leaving any time soon.

Just did it AGAIN!!

Tomorrow, make sure it is on, then smother it with duct tape.

That'll fix him...

[Pseudo]

When you pull into a servo directly behind another car - and the car in front stops at the rear bowser instead of moving to the farthest one, hence making you wait while they fill up and then go into pay

People who park in front of the diesel pumps to get unleaded fuel, even tho there are plenty of other.Unleaded. pumps.

people who park to get fuel but go and get a coffee

**** off

Ahhsoles who return from having paid for their fuel, then casually pick up the squeegee and clean every effing one of their windows, blissfully ignoring the line of cars waiting behind him.

Ahhsoles who, upon being offered the polite suggestion that if he moved his car before cleaning his windows then the queue could advance, then freeze in position, scowl for 30 seconds, and mutter something rude before continuing to slowly clean the windows.

I've still got your number written down somewhere, ahhsole....

[Squids]

People that pay $5 for a coffee to begin with piss me off let alone assholes at petrol stations.

[GWW]

One thing that annoys me slightly is people waiting for coffee to be served to them, waiting on the foot path and blocking pedestrians. Happens a bit at the coffee shop on corner of Grenfell and King William St.

[smac]

You should start a "things that annoy me slightly" thread.

[GWW]

Yeah may need to do that.

[Squids]

People paying $5+ for a coffee gives me the shits big time.

[scoob]

People paying $5+ for a coffee gives me the shits big time.

tell me again what do you think of people paying $5 for a coffee?

[saintal]

I wonder if "journo" Alison Stephenson feels a sense of satisfaction when such insightful and news-worthy articles such as this one are published.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/rhon ... 6450285094

[RustyCage]

I wonder if "journo" Alison Stephenson feels a sense of satisfaction when such insightful and news-worthy articles such as this one are published.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/rhon ... 6450285094

how is the ad racist!

[HH3]

I wonder if "journo" Alison Stephenson feels a sense of satisfaction when such insightful and news-worthy articles such as this one are published.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/rhon ... 6450285094

how is the ad racist!

Obviously because the asian guy is serving the rich white lady....

Everythings racist if you look hard enough