Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:32 am

mickey wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:my unborn child thinks its a good idea to make us wait longer.... almost a week past the due date!!!! my wife may kill me!!!


The answer here is sex... will bring on the baby, and if it doesn't work at least you will feel better!


yep tried that... a win win really :lol: maybe not for her :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:38 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
mickey wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:my unborn child thinks its a good idea to make us wait longer.... almost a week past the due date!!!! my wife may kill me!!!


The answer here is sex... will bring on the baby, and if it doesn't work at least you will feel better!


yep tried that... a win win really :lol: maybe not for her :lol:


Mickey should have pointed out that you probably need to have it with her, for it to achieve the required result ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:26 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:54 pm

Finding out this morning that Dr Brian Sando has died
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:04 pm

mickey wrote:Finding out this morning that Dr Brian Sando has died
I was sad to hear that too.
I've known him since about 1961 when he joined our local GP group as a new graduate.

He lent me the skeleton he'd owned as a medical student, while I was doing Medicine, to save my family having to buy me one for the Anatomy course.
I didn't see much of him after he joined Sportsmed, and had not at all since my return to Adelaide in 2009.
We had spoken on the 'phone a couple of times in the last 12 months.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:03 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:30 pm

mickey wrote:Finding out this morning that Dr Brian Sando has died


Oh no. I don't know what to say. I'm gutted. Vale. A good man.
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Postby White Line Fever » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:49 pm

Monday's after 3 weeks holidays in sunny Thailand

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:29 pm

White Line Fever wrote:Monday's after 3 weeks holidays in sunny Thailand

Struggle town like no other


page 72 of todays advertiser can help if you have withdrawals from Thai massages. 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:09 pm

People who have a trolley full of crap and use the self serve checkouts...ffs these people should be shot.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:10 pm

The kick in the nads thread disappearing, I was about to tee off on some people.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:26 pm

Squids wrote:The kick in the nads thread disappearing, I was about to tee off on some people.

I am dissapointed to. Best thread on the site.

I think someone brought up the gay marriage issue again and must have hit a nerve with someone
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:28 pm

overloaded wrote:
Squids wrote:The kick in the nads thread disappearing, I was about to tee off on some people.

I am dissapointed to. Best thread on the site.

I think someone brought up the gay marriage issue again and must have hit a nerve with someone


You calling Wedgie gay?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:56 am

Having to be on the phone to my insurance company coz some effwit rear ended me on the way to work this morning....
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Postby White Line Fever » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:53 pm

People who don't understand train etiquette

Wtf
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:15 pm

There is a bike track on West Terrace you stupid tools.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:41 pm

White Line Fever wrote:People who don't understand train etiquette

Wtf


Hate it when people barge onto the carriage without letting others off first.

Never mind the arseclowns who charge through with their bikes.

Then there's the imbeciles who don't take off their bags and smash you in the face with it.

Don't even get me started on lift etiquette, line and counter etiquette or holding-the-door etiquette.

Hard enough for these savages to grunt acknowledgement, never mind say please or thankyou.

Bad manners are rampant these days...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:17 pm

How.. many.. times in my life did I feel like giving up... I stayed strong.. ain't no stopping me...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:00 pm

Old man telling me about his 'work' trip to Paris Zurich Berlin and a few other European cities
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ian » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:33 am

catching the dreaded "Man Flu"
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