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Postby zipzap » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:02 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:People with nothing better to do in their spare time than wait for a new commercial to come out and then ring in and complain about them (ie, the Auskick "Gimme Dat" commercial and a Mutual Community commerical last year).


Oh god, can I add that Auskick ad to my list? Man I want to kick the TV in when that cranks up!

You know that banned and then modified Bank SA ad with the guy who trips over the rabbit? I've seen that guy at the last 2 Sturt games! See, Sturt supporters don't take no sh1t from no-one! Especially pink bunnies.
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Postby JK » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:15 pm

LOL Yeah I'll admit it's a pretty annoying commercial once you've seen it a squillion times, but for someone to ring in and complain that there wasn't enough females in it is just plain stoopid and suggests they should "Get a life"!
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Postby Dutchy » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:33 pm

zipzap wrote:How Pilko in the morning reads out his scripted radio promos in a fake casual way to make it sound like he's a fun guy.



What annoys me about Pilko is how he says "and what have you" all the time when reading ads...

Hey ZZ what are you doing aint you supposed to be teaching our kids today...holidays are over :wink:
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Postby zipzap » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:42 pm

Dutchy wrote:
zipzap wrote:How Pilko in the morning reads out his scripted radio promos in a fake casual way to make it sound like he's a fun guy.



What annoys me about Pilko is how he says "and what have you" all the time when reading ads...

Hey ZZ what are you doing aint you supposed to be teaching our kids today...holidays are over :wink:


Hey, check the time mate! ("Our kids"...that's sooo Today Tonight!)
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Postby westcoastpanther » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:06 pm

Josh & Matthew Carr, they give me the shits.....
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Postby Dutchy » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:13 pm

zipzap wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
zipzap wrote:How Pilko in the morning reads out his scripted radio promos in a fake casual way to make it sound like he's a fun guy.



What annoys me about Pilko is how he says "and what have you" all the time when reading ads...

Hey ZZ what are you doing aint you supposed to be teaching our kids today...holidays are over :wink:


Hey, check the time mate! ("Our kids"...that's sooo Today Tonight!)


3.42pm :shock:
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Postby zipzap » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:28 pm

Dutchy wrote:
3.42pm :shock:


Kiddies went home at 3:10. Just thought I'd check in during my, er, research. :finga:
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Postby therisingblues » Tue May 01, 2007 5:31 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:LOL Yeah I'll admit it's a pretty annoying commercial once you've seen it a squillion times, but for someone to ring in and complain that there wasn't enough females in it is just plain stoopid and suggests they should "Get a life"!


I hate it when people spell stupid with two "o"s. It is so, so, infuriating! :wink:
Almost as annoying as when illiterate slang (ie. gimme dat) becomes part of accepted daily speech!
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Postby JK » Tue May 01, 2007 5:43 pm

therisingblues wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:LOL Yeah I'll admit it's a pretty annoying commercial once you've seen it a squillion times, but for someone to ring in and complain that there wasn't enough females in it is just plain stoopid and suggests they should "Get a life"!


I hate it when people spell stupid with two "o"s. It is so, so, infuriating! :wink:
Almost as annoying as when illiterate slang (ie. gimme dat) becomes part of accepted daily speech!


LMAO .. Now you're getting there fella ;-)
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Postby johntheclaret » Wed May 02, 2007 7:15 am

Booney wrote:Sport commentators who say "he has paid the ultimate price" when a player misses a set shot.


Dunno if it the same over there, but the fav cliche's hear have the word massive in them

Massive game (promotion / playoff / relegation / cup tie / bragging rights in a local derby / any other game)
Massive club ( any club with a bigger staduim / player list / fan base, than the yours no mater how big you or they are)
Massive decision (by the referee: Translated umpire, clown in white / b4st4rd in the black etc :) )
Massive result (win / draw / loss / any other result)
Massive effort (by the team / player / manager / trainer / waterboy / anyone else that was there)
Massive support (fan base)

FFS :roll:
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Postby scoob » Wed May 02, 2007 12:34 pm

Daryl Summers...
Dancing with the stars...
It takes two...
Australias got talent...
David Koch...
Sunrise...
Caroline Wilson...
Anything Channel Nine that involves AFL footy...
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Postby scoob » Wed May 02, 2007 12:35 pm

Throw Melissa Doyle in there too, if she had half a brain it would be lonely!
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Postby our_longreach » Wed May 02, 2007 12:46 pm

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Postby another grub » Wed May 02, 2007 1:52 pm

KFC upsize has gone from $1 to $1.25

$35 Honour fees from banks....
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Postby Booney » Wed May 02, 2007 2:21 pm

another grub wrote:KFC upsize has gone from $1 to $1.25

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Postby another grub » Wed May 02, 2007 2:24 pm

I now put that $1.25 towards another combo..... (so now I get 2 burgers, 2 regular chips and 2 cans)

so now I get 2 normal combo's for around $14.... terrific value.... and I get 2 cans...1 to keep for later....
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Postby another grub » Wed May 02, 2007 2:26 pm

Jeff Kennetts Hawthorn jacket!!!! WADH!
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Postby smac » Wed May 02, 2007 2:28 pm

another grub wrote:I now put that $1.25 towards another combo..... (so now I get 2 burgers, 2 regular chips and 2 cans)

so now I get 2 normal combo's for around $14.... terrific value.... and I get 2 cans...1 to keep for later....
I presume you are also saving the heart attack for later, ag?
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Postby JK » Wed May 02, 2007 3:32 pm

$2 ATM fees
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Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Wed May 02, 2007 4:36 pm

I can live with people who pay by card at servos. Can even live with people who buy their groceries by card at servos. Start to think postal when they pull out a card to buy a Mars bar. The one thing I can't tolerate is when they place the wallet on the counter, start reorganising said wallet & putting the card & paperwork in the correct pouch without budging an inch, anal & gay.

Found the solution this morning when in a hurry. Mr anal started the above procedure so I leaned over his shoulder & flung the paper on the counter. Voila the wind factor created by the paper blows the paperwork to the floor, Mr retentive has to bend over to grab the receipts & you can calmly step to the front & purchase your order.

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