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valleys07 wrote:
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The rivalry is back!


Was it ever gone???


It has to be said......got bloody quiet for a few years there, and showdowns got pretty uneventful to the point where neither teams looked like they cared....Now there is some spite, a bit of banter and hopefully some push and shove on saturday night, with a power win to top it off :D

I don't think there need to be 2 per year. It would mean a lot more to both clubs if it was just the one. Or they piss the pre season cup "showdown" off.
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Yep, shouldn't play each other preseason.
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I still think that they are 2 separate clubs and should be treated as such

AND Im not a Crows supporter
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The picture on the front of todays paper, sterotypical Crows and Power supporters at their best!!
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When Fat people get on a bus and get peeved off when people don't get out of the disabled seats for them... You are not disabled you are just fat.
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scoob wrote:When Fat people get on a bus and get peeved off when people don't get out of the disabled seats for them... You are not disabled you are just fat.


Should pay double to sit?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
scoob wrote:When Fat people get on a bus and get peeved off when people don't get out of the disabled seats for them... You are not disabled you are just fat.


Should pay double to sit?


No Scoob ties a doughnut to a pole and hangs it out the window so they can run behind the bus.....
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Sitting in Melbourne Airport on Saturday, got there early due to car hire issues, long story, anywho had about 2 hours sitting there.

Found a quiet spot in a corner to sit and watch the world go past. Was watching a bloke taunt his lad by holding his forehead at arms length while the kid swung an empty plastic water bottle trying to hit Dad. Kid was about 4 or 5 and never got close, but you could see the kid getting pumped up and Dad had to tell him to settle down, well, you wound him up.

Next thing, Dad drops his guard for a minute, gives junior the "enough" call and for one moment drops his guard and junior whallops him in the bollocks, dropping Dad to his knees. :D

Mum turns around and has a go at Dad for winding the kid up!! :lol:
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Booney wrote:Sitting in Melbourne Airport on Saturday, got there early due to car hire issues, long story, anywho had about 2 hours sitting there.

Found a quiet spot in a corner to sit and watch the world go past. Was watching a bloke taunt his lad by holding his forehead at arms length while the kid swung an empty plastic water bottle trying to hit Dad. Kid was about 4 or 5 and never got close, but you could see the kid getting pumped up and Dad had to tell him to settle down, well, you wound him up.

Next thing, Dad drops his guard for a minute, gives junior the "enough" call and for one moment drops his guard and junior whallops him in the bollocks, dropping Dad to his knees. :D

Mum turns around and has a go at Dad for winding the kid up!! :lol:


Ha, my older lads do similar to my just turned 7 yo, trouble is he'll just go and crack them later when they aren't expecting it and then they wonder why.
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"Attention valued customers. A gang of bagsnatchers is currently active in the area. Please keep safe your bags and valuables until the thieves are apprehended. Or have left the store. Thank you for shopping at Woolworths - Australia's Fresh Food People."

Last time I go shopping with Mum...
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Magpiespower wrote:"Attention valued customers. A gang of bagsnatchers is currently active in the area. Please keep safe your bags and valuables until the thieves are apprehended. Or have left the store. Thank you for shopping at Woolworths - Australia's Fresh Food People."

Last time I go shopping with Mum...


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Missy the Missing Cat - still cracks me up every time :lol:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Parabanks?


Exactly!

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The protestor in Roxby telling a copper to get a real job.
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smac wrote:The protestor in Roxby telling a copper to get a real job.


The "radiation poisoning" - where they all flapped about like fish on land - was my favourite bit.

For once, I've gotta agree with Bob Francis.

Ferals and wankers....
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Magpiespower wrote:
smac wrote:The protestor in Roxby telling a copper to get a real job.


The "radiation poisoning" - where they all flapped about like fish on land - was my favourite bit.

For once, I've gotta agree with Bob Francis.

Ferals and wankers....


Nuclear power is a hell of a lot safer than Coal and Gas.

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Quote from Dale Steyn in The Guardian
"I want to take wickets and scare the shit out of people"
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well he walks the talk ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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dedja wrote:well he walks the talk ...

Certainly does, absolute gun.
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