Things that give you the sh1ts

[overloaded]

Spending the day at the inlaws

Say you have to go do something

[Brodlach]

Kim Dillon saying " He sold some candy" every minute. Shut up FFS

[White Line Fever]

Corkies

[DOC]

Screw caps are much better

[heater31]

People who let their personal feuds infiltrate Sporting clubs and damaging relationships with sponsors

Said grudge has now damaged the relationship beyond repair

[Squids]

Nearly breaking my neck falling over the fence

[White Line Fever]

Screw caps are much better

I see what you did there hahaha

[saintal]

Another road in the Adelaide Hills having its limit dropped by 20km to 80km/hr. I use it daily and apart from one or two corners where you have to slow down, it is a perfectly suitable road to do 100 on when you get the rare opportunity to do so.

The morons (and vocal minority) on the road are ruining it for the rest of us.

[gossipgirl]

Another road in the Adelaide Hills having its limit dropped by 20km to 80km/hr. I use it daily and apart from one or two corners where you have to slow down, it is a perfectly suitable road to do 100 on when you get the rare opportunity to do so.

The morons (and vocal minority) on the road are ruining it for the rest of us.

yeah damn those people trying to save live

[coyote ugly]

Another road in the Adelaide Hills having its limit dropped by 20km to 80km/hr. I use it daily and apart from one or two corners where you have to slow down, it is a perfectly suitable road to do 100 on when you get the rare opportunity to do so.

The morons (and vocal minority) on the road are ruining it for the rest of us.

yeah damn those people trying to save live

[HH3]

People not cleaning up after themselves when they piss on the floor at work. We have ONE male toilet. They dont realise or care that their piss is right where my pants will sit when im taking a shit...

[mickey]

People not cleaning up after themselves when they piss on the floor at work. We have ONE male toilet. They dont realise or care that their piss is right where my pants will sit when im taking a shit...

Easy fixed.. start shitting where they will stand to take a piss

[Johno6]

the toilet in our office block gets used by the drivers from next door sometimes, and im pretty sure i have said this on here before
but i swear they fill a grenade up with sh1t and then drop it in the bowl let it explode then walk off.
i dont even understand how u can destroy a toilet that much everytime u use it.

[Psyber]

Another road in the Adelaide Hills having its limit dropped by 20km to 80km/hr. I use it daily and apart from one or two corners where you have to slow down, it is a perfectly suitable road to do 100 on when you get the rare opportunity to do so.
The morons (and vocal minority) on the road are ruining it for the rest of us.

yeah damn those people trying to save live

While I argue that speed limits on our Freeways and major interstate highways are too low, I don't know of any Adelaide Hills road where I would do 100kph for any significant distance even when it is legal.
In most cases there are too many blind bends and obscured side roads entering.

[The Ash Man]

My work laptop shitting itself this morning.

Now I have lost all my documents until our wonderful service desk rings me (2-3 weeks is the norm)

[Booney]

Getting into work two days in a row and the boss has a right dose of the shits on.

[scoob]

Getting into work two days in a row and the boss has a right dose of the shits on.

Thats enough to qualify for giving me the shits

[wristwatcher]

Sitting down for the morning borry at work. Delivering a mass evacuation of the bowels. Feeling good, lighter and relieved i didnt trouble the missus small unit with said nard and then .... he looks left, he looks right and there is no happy ending to this monumental morning movement as some selfish f*ck has finished off the toilet paper and left me in a very sh*tty position ...pun intended!

[heater31]

Sitting down for the morning borry at work. Delivering a mass evacuation of the bowels. Feeling good, lighter and relieved i didnt trouble the missus small unit with said nard and then .... he looks left, he looks right and there is no happy ending to this monumental morning movement as some selfish f*ck has finished off the toilet paper and left me in a very sh*tty position ...pun intended!

Lesson here is always check before downloading

[wristwatcher]

Duly noted... Normally do but it was one of those where you time the first release the moment your strides drop and your anus is above the hole. Untidy thunder was released