Things that give you the sh1ts

[Squids]

Friggin Petrol Stations.
Get some more staff you tight arsed pricks.
Go to the counter to pay for my fuel and there is a group of 4 wankers in their suits ordering skinny latte's, the Indian bloke behind the counter tells me ill have to wait as he is the only bloke working.
What seems like an eternity later i finally get served.

Was this an "On the Run" by any chance?

[Jim05]

Friggin Petrol Stations.
Get some more staff you tight arsed pricks.
Go to the counter to pay for my fuel and there is a group of 4 wankers in their suits ordering skinny latte's, the Indian bloke behind the counter tells me ill have to wait as he is the only bloke working.
What seems like an eternity later i finally get served.

Was this an "On the Run" by any chance?

YES, I normally try to avoid them if possible

[Squids]

Environmentalists


So they are happy with all these marine parks that the ass0 government is trying to introduce.

Yet we will import fish from overseas. FISH ARE STILL GOING TO DIE YOU STUPID MORONS




BLOW THEM ALL UP

[Squids]

Friggin Petrol Stations.
Get some more staff you tight arsed pricks.
Go to the counter to pay for my fuel and there is a group of 4 wankers in their suits ordering skinny latte's, the Indian bloke behind the counter tells me ill have to wait as he is the only bloke working.
What seems like an eternity later i finally get served.

Was this an "On the Run" by any chance?

YES, I normally try to avoid them if possible

They are friggin hopeless. I share your annoyance.

[valleys07]

Getting asked the "does this make me look fat?" question from the wife.......

There is no answer that could possibly achieve a desired outcome for both parties so why bother asking!

[heater31]

Getting asked the "does this make me look fat?" question from the wife.......

There is no answer that could possibly achieve a desired outcome for both parties so why bother asking!

Incorrect!

The July issue of Men's Health magazine has the answer to this exact question and can achieve a desired outcome for both parties

[grant j]

Getting asked the "does this make me look fat?" question from the wife.......

There is no answer that could possibly achieve a desired outcome for both parties so why bother asking!

Incorrect!

The July issue of Men's Health magazine has the answer to this exact question and can achieve a desired outcome for both parties

The answer being. No Honey that doesn't make you look fat, YOU ARE FAT!!!!

[heater31]

Getting asked the "does this make me look fat?" question from the wife.......

There is no answer that could possibly achieve a desired outcome for both parties so why bother asking!

Incorrect!

The July issue of Men's Health magazine has the answer to this exact question and can achieve a desired outcome for both parties

The answer being. No Honey that doesn't make you look fat, YOU ARE FAT!!!!

no actually in an article about faking it......

[dedja]

Depends if you want a military boot or not ...

[valleys07]

Getting asked the "does this make me look fat?" question from the wife.......

There is no answer that could possibly achieve a desired outcome for both parties so why bother asking!

Incorrect!

The July issue of Men's Health magazine has the answer to this exact question and can achieve a desired outcome for both parties

Do share then heater!!!

[heater31]

Getting asked the "does this make me look fat?" question from the wife.......

There is no answer that could possibly achieve a desired outcome for both parties so why bother asking!

Incorrect!

The July issue of Men's Health magazine has the answer to this exact question and can achieve a desired outcome for both parties

Do share then heater!!!

Page 110 has all the answers mate although I can't guarantee results as it requires a bit of acting without letting on to the Missus of what you are up to

It has nothing to do with the weight factor its all about the depth of your regard for her. Respond with you are the most wonderful thing in the world or similar and follow up with a lustful stare.


and FFS if it works don't imaginary high five me in the bedroom either

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting asked the "does this make me look fat?" question from the wife.......

There is no answer that could possibly achieve a desired outcome for both parties so why bother asking!

Just say "Yeah, but I'll still do ya".

[CENTURION]

The Government introduces the new 3 million square kilometre marine parks zone..............and then invites to Our waters the 2nd largest trawler IN THE WORLD to rape Our waters!! OH!, WAIT!! It's to feed the poor!! Just like the Japs kill Minke Whales "for research". Bye Bye seafood, it was nice eating you, Us Australians won't be able to afford it anymore.

[RustyCage]

Working in a school today where me being here doubles the amount of male teachers. Also I'm one of the very few under 55.....

[tipper]

i went to a school like that for a short while years ago. it was dead set run by feminists. school colours were purple, jade and white (the same as that for international womens day) and there were two adult males in the whole school, one being the gardener. it was a complete joke when for international womens day all the girls got to go on an excursion, and the boys got to stay back and make a banner supporting international womens day. (and of course no corresponding excursion for boys only...)

they actually suggested to my mum that i must have mental problems when i started complaining about not being taught anything at the school, they had me in a reception to year 7 class and all the teacher did was get the older kids to teach the younger ones!! (it wasnt a rural school either, metro area 25 mins from the cbd, and they had more than one class like that!)

not sure what it is like now but i really hope it has been sorted out now for the next generations sake!

[mighty_tiger_79]

The Government introduces the new 3 million square kilometre marine parks zone..............and then invites to Our waters the 2nd largest trawler IN THE WORLD to rape Our waters!! OH!, WAIT!! It's to feed the poor!! Just like the Japs kill Minke Whales "for research". Bye Bye seafood, it was nice eating you, Us Australians won't be able to afford it anymore.

yeah ive heard Leon Byner go on about this and the Minister Burke just didnt have any answers of depth

[leonidis]

CENTURIONs gloating

[CENTURION]

CENTURIONs gloating

suck it up, Greek boy

[heater31]

People who let their personal feuds infiltrate Sporting clubs and damaging relationships with sponsors

[mickey]

Spending the day at the inlaws