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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue May 29, 2012 2:26 pm

Squids wrote:
southee wrote:Keith Conlon's love of Pat Dangerfield .... Sickening!!! :oops:


I raise you Stephen Rowe.


I call you with OnSong as my trump card. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue May 29, 2012 2:33 pm

Booney wrote:
Squids wrote:
southee wrote:Keith Conlon's love of Pat Dangerfield .... Sickening!!! :oops:


I raise you Stephen Rowe.


I call you with OnSong as my trump card. ;)

You win.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Tue May 29, 2012 2:33 pm

When you ring a bank 2 days before you go overseas to let them know when you're going then you make one withdrawel overseas and they suspend your account due to suspicious activity. ******* morons.
And then when you ring them paying international rates to fix it up and then go to the ATM and the ******* thing is still suspended.
Thank god for friends who can loan some cash.

Also on the subject, missing 2 buffet breakfasts because you've slept through them both! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Tue May 29, 2012 2:41 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:
Squids wrote:
southee wrote:Keith Conlon's love of Pat Dangerfield .... Sickening!!! :oops:


I raise you Stephen Rowe.


I call you with OnSong as my trump card. ;)

You win.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue May 29, 2012 2:45 pm

Wedgie wrote:When you ring a bank 2 days before you go overseas to let them know when you're going then you make one withdrawel overseas and they suspend your account due to suspicious activity. ******* morons.
And then when you ring them paying international rates to fix it up and then go to the ATM and the ******* thing is still suspended.
Thank god for friends who can loan some cash.

Also on the subject, missing 2 buffet breakfasts because you've slept through them both! :evil:


Telling them you are holidaying in Afghanistan probably didn't help.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue May 29, 2012 2:54 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:
Squids wrote:
southee wrote:Keith Conlon's love of Pat Dangerfield .... Sickening!!! :oops:


I raise you Stephen Rowe.


I call you with OnSong as my trump card. ;)

You win.


I bet OnSong would, if he could.... ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Tue May 29, 2012 2:56 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Tue May 29, 2012 3:53 pm

having a $10 note get damaged (i am honestly not sure how) so that a bit off the end is missing. meh whatever, it isnt much, still should be ok to spend.

nope, the guy behind the counter treated me like i was trying to scam him or something. yeah, i am really going to take the small piece somewhere and spend that for another ten bucks.... had to go to the bank ad swap it for a fresh note. didnt go back to spend it with him though
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed May 30, 2012 1:41 pm

Women can have their hair all round the house...you know those long 12inch pieces of hair everywhere but Squids forgets to clean up 3 little pieces of hair after shaving and he cop it...what a joke





granted I shouldn't of told them they were pubes.......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed May 30, 2012 3:01 pm

Wedgie wrote:When you ring a bank 2 days before you go overseas to let them know when you're going then you make one withdrawel overseas and they suspend your account due to suspicious activity. ******* morons.
And then when you ring them paying international rates to fix it up and then go to the ATM and the ******* thing is still suspended.
Thank god for friends who can loan some cash.

Also on the subject, missing 2 buffet breakfasts because you've slept through them both! :evil:


****, 3 breakfasts now! And they close at 10.30 Thai time which is after lunch Adelaide time!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby on the rails » Wed May 30, 2012 3:33 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Wedgie wrote:When you ring a bank 2 days before you go overseas to let them know when you're going then you make one withdrawel overseas and they suspend your account due to suspicious activity. ******* morons.
And then when you ring them paying international rates to fix it up and then go to the ATM and the ******* thing is still suspended.
Thank god for friends who can loan some cash.

Also on the subject, missing 2 buffet breakfasts because you've slept through them both! :evil:


****, 3 breakfasts now! And they close at 10.30 Thai time which is after lunch Adelaide time!


Set your alarm clock and get out of bed you lazy drunk! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed May 30, 2012 3:54 pm

or pay the girl a little extra and get her to wake you up....
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed May 30, 2012 5:21 pm

on the rails wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Wedgie wrote:When you ring a bank 2 days before you go overseas to let them know when you're going then you make one withdrawel overseas and they suspend your account due to suspicious activity. ******* morons.
And then when you ring them paying international rates to fix it up and then go to the ATM and the ******* thing is still suspended.
Thank god for friends who can loan some cash.

Also on the subject, missing 2 buffet breakfasts because you've slept through them both! :evil:


****, 3 breakfasts now! And they close at 10.30 Thai time which is after lunch Adelaide time!


Set your alarm clock and get out of bed you lazy drunk! :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Zelezny Chucks » Wed May 30, 2012 5:34 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Wed May 30, 2012 6:06 pm

Johno6 wrote:or pay the girl a little extra and get her to wake you up....


Maybe she is and that is why he is missing breakfast ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed May 30, 2012 6:42 pm

scoob wrote:
Johno6 wrote:or pay the girl a little extra and get her to wake you up....


Maybe she is and that is why he is missing breakfast ;)

BINGO!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed May 30, 2012 8:43 pm

Wedgie wrote:
scoob wrote:
Johno6 wrote:or pay the girl a little extra and get her to wake you up....


Maybe she is and that is why he is missing breakfast ;)

BINGO!


I'd heard they play Ping Pong over there, but Bingo? How do they do that?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Wed May 30, 2012 8:53 pm

JK wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
scoob wrote:
Johno6 wrote:or pay the girl a little extra and get her to wake you up....


Maybe she is and that is why he is missing breakfast ;)

BINGO!


I'd heard they play Ping Pong over there, but Bingo? How do they do that?

go to The Lounge to find out!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed May 30, 2012 10:48 pm

JK wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
scoob wrote:
Johno6 wrote:or pay the girl a little extra and get her to wake you up....


Maybe she is and that is why he is missing breakfast ;)

BINGO!


I'd heard they play Ping Pong over there, but Bingo? How do they do that?


You just call out 69 and everyone wins. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed May 30, 2012 11:07 pm

Wedgie wrote:
JK wrote:I'd heard they play Ping Pong over there, but Bingo? How do they do that?


You just call out 69 and everyone wins. :lol:


LOL .. Very good mate!! :D
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