Things that make you laugh

[Big Phil]

We don't need to know.

You might not, but some of us may be concerned that he is okay.

[Dirko]

JK is OK. Just a case of syphilis....

[story of my life]

JK is OK. Just a case of syphilis....

Is Sy any relation to Fred and Wayne Philis

[Lightning McQueen]

A self proclaimed dreamteam expert at work always coming and giving me tips.

So far I've had:
Get on Scott Heathland.
Dwayne Swan is out for a couple of weeks.
Dyson Hemple will be out.
Rischelli has been down on form.

There's a few more classic mis-pronounciations that escape me at the moment.

[smac]

Ask him about Harmichael.

[story of my life]

Ask him about Harmichael.

[Lightning McQueen]

Ask him about Harmichael.

LOL, Brett Stratton.

Brendan Ferolla was one from the past.

[The Sleeping Giant]

We don't need to know.

You might not, but some of us may be concerned that he is okay.

Posting on safooty, so I'm sure he is fine.

[whufc]

Got a mate that calls Luke Barmby, Luke Barnaby

[mickey]

Sitting as a family eating pancakes this morning, miss 3.5 says, "daddy, mummy days f**ks sake"

[am Bays]

Umpiring footy and and you pay a bloke a free kick for being tackled head high and one of team mates wants to come in and have a go at the bloke who tackled his mate, sorry bloke you've just lost your team that free kick. Fortunately another nuff nuff came in from the team who originally tackled the player too high so I had to make another reversal....

Jesus, B grade footballers in the SFL are dumb!!

[The Sleeping Giant]

Umpires who reverse free kicks.

[Pseudo]

Driving northwards along South Road today, had to slow to allow a car in the left lane to merge into the right in order to avoid roadworks.

The right wing mirror of the aforementioned car afforded me a thoroughly perfect view of the visage of the driver: A middle-aged woman of completely ordinary appearance.

She had her finger planted firmly in her nostril, embedded as deep as the ring she wore.

As I watched, she calmly extracted the digit from her nasal region and planted it unmistakably in her mouth.

Clearly appreciating the taste, she went back for seconds. Same trick, mined the nose for 15 seconds and then deposited the ore in the mouth.

Finally she went back for dessert, completing a full three-course meal as I sat behind and watched, offering a running commentary to my passengers all the while.

Sadly I had to turn off at Cross Road while she continued onwards. I would have loved nothing more than to have pulled up next to her at the lights, motioned to get her to wind down her window, and loudly announced "you pick your nose and eat it".

[Strawb]

Driving northwards along South Road today, had to slow to allow a car in the left lane to merge into the right in order to avoid roadworks.

The right wing mirror of the aforementioned car afforded me a thoroughly perfect view of the visage of the driver: A middle-aged woman of completely ordinary appearance.

She had her finger planted firmly in her nostril, embedded as deep as the ring she wore.

As I watched, she calmly extracted the digit from her nasal region and planted it unmistakably in her mouth.

Clearly appreciating the taste, she went back for seconds. Same trick, mined the nose for 15 seconds and then deposited the ore in the mouth.

Finally she went back for dessert, completing a full three-course meal as I sat behind and watched, offering a running commentary to my passengers all the while.

Sadly I had to turn off at Cross Road while she continued onwards. I would have loved nothing more than to have pulled up next to her at the lights, motioned to get her to wind down her window, and loudly announced "you pick your nose and eat it".

GOLD GOLD and more GOLD

[CENTURION]

Driving northwards along South Road today, had to slow to allow a car in the left lane to merge into the right in order to avoid roadworks.

The right wing mirror of the aforementioned car afforded me a thoroughly perfect view of the visage of the driver: A middle-aged woman of completely ordinary appearance.

She had her finger planted firmly in her nostril, embedded as deep as the ring she wore.

As I watched, she calmly extracted the digit from her nasal region and planted it unmistakably in her mouth.

Clearly appreciating the taste, she went back for seconds. Same trick, mined the nose for 15 seconds and then deposited the ore in the mouth.

Finally she went back for dessert, completing a full three-course meal as I sat behind and watched, offering a running commentary to my passengers all the while.

Sadly I had to turn off at Cross Road while she continued onwards. I would have loved nothing more than to have pulled up next to her at the lights, motioned to get her to wind down her window, and loudly announced "you pick your nose and eat it".

was she driving a black Holden Astra convertible, with personalised number plates?

[am Bays]

Driving northwards along South Road today, had to slow to allow a car in the left lane to merge into the right in order to avoid roadworks.

The right wing mirror of the aforementioned car afforded me a thoroughly perfect view of the visage of the driver: A middle-aged woman of completely ordinary appearance.

She had her finger planted firmly in her nostril, embedded as deep as the ring she wore.

As I watched, she calmly extracted the digit from her nasal region and planted it unmistakably in her mouth.

Clearly appreciating the taste, she went back for seconds. Same trick, mined the nose for 15 seconds and then deposited the ore in the mouth.

Finally she went back for dessert, completing a full three-course meal as I sat behind and watched, offering a running commentary to my passengers all the while.

Sadly I had to turn off at Cross Road while she continued onwards. I would have loved nothing more than to have pulled up next to her at the lights, motioned to get her to wind down her window, and loudly announced "you pick your nose and eat it".

You should have said, "Is your last name Smails?"

[Pseudo]

...
She had her finger planted firmly in her nostril, embedded as deep as the ring she wore.
...
Sadly I had to turn off at Cross Road while she continued onwards. I would have loved nothing more than to have pulled up next to her at the lights, motioned to get her to wind down her window, and loudly announced "you pick your nose and eat it".

You should have said, "Is your last name Smails?"

GOLD!

"Another fifty says he eats it"

[Footy Smart]

First proof of Zombies - You decide

http://www.news.com.au/world/naked-man-eating-others-face-shot/story-e6frfkyi-1226369059626

[Strawb]

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[Mr66]

Kittens playing
Warner Brothers cartoons, especially the ones Chuck Jones directed.
The Marx Brothers.