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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Fri May 11, 2012 9:56 pm

My little boy's birthday present being assembled tonight for his birthday party tomorrow. I unpack the box (a basketball ring) and find that there are no bolts, screws or allen keys in the box. Nice. Thanks AERIAL for buggering up my boy's birthday.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri May 11, 2012 11:44 pm

Booney wrote:I buy Lotto tickets every week, I've grown accustomed to not winning. You once in-a-jackpot fly by nighters have much to learn. ;)


Voluntary taxation. ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Aerie » Sat May 12, 2012 12:06 am

gadj1976 wrote:My little boy's birthday present being assembled tonight for his birthday party tomorrow. I unpack the box (a basketball ring) and find that there are no bolts, screws or allen keys in the box. Nice. Thanks AERIAL for buggering up my boy's birthday.


Ah, that sux. Not sure if you have the piece of paper that has the parts list but if you do you could take in to Coventry Fasteners first thing and they should be able to fix you up with the parts?

http://www.coventryfasteners.com.au/cov ... tcode=5000
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sat May 12, 2012 12:06 am

My parents undermining my own parenting. Jeez, my kids grow up in a much happier home than I ever did, so they can STFU as far as I'm concerned!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PPLions » Sat May 12, 2012 2:26 pm

Hamish McLachlan commentating AFL matches
Awful. Just awful. Consistently referring to the wrong team and getting player's names wrong.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Sat May 12, 2012 3:34 pm

Geelong Cats playing like the Cats of old in Adelaide. Yet the crows are playing great football.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sat May 12, 2012 3:34 pm

PPLions wrote:Hamish McLachlan commentating AFL matches
Awful. Just awful. Consistently referring to the wrong team and getting player's names wrong.


He killed Trent Cotchins dog
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cripple » Sat May 12, 2012 3:51 pm

PPLions wrote:Hamish McLachlan commentating AFL matches
Awful. Just awful. Consistently referring to the wrong team and getting player's names wrong.


I'll see you McLachlan and raise you Basil Zempilas. Pretty happy i usually play footy on Saturday afternoons

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sat May 12, 2012 4:00 pm

I hear Hamish likes to be called Rompingwins
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sat May 12, 2012 6:23 pm

cripple wrote:
PPLions wrote:Hamish McLachlan commentating AFL matches
Awful. Just awful. Consistently referring to the wrong team and getting player's names wrong.


I'll see you McLachlan and raise you Basil Zempilas. Pretty happy i usually play footy on Saturday afternoons

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Saw this toss bag on the Saturday night wrap up the other week. What a wanker :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sat May 12, 2012 10:33 pm

Say what you like about Dermott, but I reckon he is the best special comments guy going around.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gozu » Sun May 13, 2012 2:37 am

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Say what you like about Dermott, but I reckon he is the best special comments guy going around.


Richo comfortably.
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Sun May 13, 2012 11:27 am

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Say what you like about Dermott, but I reckon he is the best special comments guy going around.


Agree 100%

Tom Harley was always good too
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Sun May 13, 2012 11:31 am

Tearing my hamstring yesterday. **** :(
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Sun May 13, 2012 11:12 pm

Q. wrote:Tearing my hamstring yesterday. **** :(


That sucks!!

I haven't even played a game of footy this year :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Sun May 13, 2012 11:17 pm

White Line Fever wrote:
Q. wrote:Tearing my hamstring yesterday. **** :(


That sucks!!

I haven't even played a game of footy this year :(


Too top heavy, mate :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon May 14, 2012 1:12 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Say what you like about Dermott, but I reckon he is the best special comments guy going around.


Carey has him covered comfortably. Dermie is a pain in the arse. I'd rather have Lingy and Richo as well. In fact, anyone except Brian **** Taylor.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Mon May 14, 2012 1:22 pm

the "special comments" those guys make are stuff like when gary rohan has his ankle at a 90 degree angle...

it looks as if rohan may have hurt his ankle.... or knee....it looks as if he might be in some pain



then you find out its a dislocated shoulder
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon May 14, 2012 1:24 pm

heater31 wrote:
cripple wrote:
PPLions wrote:Hamish McLachlan commentating AFL matches
Awful. Just awful. Consistently referring to the wrong team and getting player's names wrong.


I'll see you McLachlan and raise you Basil Zempilas. Pretty happy i usually play footy on Saturday afternoons

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Saw this toss bag on the Saturday night wrap up the other week. What a wanker :oops:

Can't warm to either of these commentators. Both are as fake as they come.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby the milky bar kid » Mon May 14, 2012 5:56 pm

White Line Fever wrote:
Q. wrote:Tearing my hamstring yesterday. **** :(


That sucks!!

I haven't even played a game of footy this year :(


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