Things that give you the sh1ts

[RJM]

Don't screw with the crew.

Dont shit where you eat.

Writen and authorised by a bloke who couldn't get laid if his life depended on it

[HH3]

Swinging out when reversing out of a carpark into another car that wasnt there when I started reversing.

Scratched and dinged my new car, and slightly scratched up his VT. Hopefully hes a good sport and just lets it slide coz my excess is huge because Im under 25. Highly doubut it though.

Great start to the day...

[Johno6]

the new guy at work...
seriously just shut the **** up for 5 minutes

[heater31]

the new guy at work...
seriously just shut the **** up for 5 minutes

I sense a prank in the pipeline.....

[Lightning McQueen]

the new guy at work...
seriously just shut the **** up for 5 minutes

Did you start a new job?

[Johno6]

yeah i did... hes a photo my gf took of my first day

[Dutchy]

Other sub junior clubs getting the shits up cause you are taking photos of kids football, seriously PC gone mad

[Lightning McQueen]

Other sub junior clubs getting the shits up cause you are taking photos of kids football, seriously PC gone mad

Yep, can't take the camera along to see little Jonny get his first goal anymore, thanks sicko's.

[whufc]

Other sub junior clubs getting the shits up cause you are taking photos of kids football, seriously PC gone mad

Yep, can't take the camera along to see little Jonny get his first goal anymore, thanks sicko's.

Yeah gone crazy, at the swimming pool i work at people have to sign a register and wear a bright fluro sticker to say they have been approved to take photos.

Unfortunatly rules like this are only going to get stricter and stricter especially with modern technology and the ease of which trouble 'could' arrise.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Other sub junior clubs getting the shits up cause you are taking photos of kids football, seriously PC gone mad

Yep, can't take the camera along to see little Jonny get his first goal anymore, thanks sicko's.

Yeah gone crazy, at the swimming pool i work at people have to sign a register and wear a bright fluro sticker to say they have been approved to take photos.

Unfortunatly rules like this are only going to get stricter and stricter especially with modern technology and the ease of which trouble 'could' arrise.

It's stupid!! I don't care what some parents say, i'll take photo's of my daughter when ever and where ever I like! I take photo's of her swimming lessons, I'd like someone to come up and tell me I couldnt!

[Phantom Gossiper]

anyway...

assignments gimme the sh!ts!!!

[smac]

People who turn up with a bottle of caffeine free diet coke and leave it unopened in my fridge after drinking my real coke. Pricks.

[Rik E Boy]

People who turn up with a bottle of caffeine free diet coke and leave it unopened in my fridge after drinking my real coke. Pricks.

Blimey that's a bit crook! What else do these folks steal while at work if your fridge isn't safe?

regards,

REB

[Pseudo]

People who turn up with a bottle of caffeine free diet coke and leave it unopened in my fridge after drinking my real coke. Pricks.

No caffeine, no sugar - what's the frickin' point? Might as well drink a glass of water. W@**ers.

[smac]

People who turn up with a bottle of caffeine free diet coke and leave it unopened in my fridge after drinking my real coke. Pricks.

No caffeine, no sugar - what's the frickin' point? Might as well drink a glass of water. W@**ers.

Agreed.

REB, it was yesterday at home, we had a birthday party for Mrs smac and someone brought the crud with them, and it was in the fridge unopened at the end of the day - my 4 litres of the good stuff was gone!

[Bully]

People who turn up with a bottle of caffeine free diet coke and leave it unopened in my fridge after drinking my real coke. Pricks.

No caffeine, no sugar - what's the frickin' point? Might as well drink a glass of water. W@**ers.

Agreed.

REB, it was yesterday at home, we had a birthday party for Mrs smac and someone brought the crud with them, and it was in the fridge unopened at the end of the day - my 4 litres of the good stuff was gone!

people want the taste but not the sugar or fat. Like skim milk, you can still have milk but not the fat like full cream milk as an example. But coke Zero IMO doesnt taste anything like normal coke, but i dont drink coke anymore, only very rarely maybe when mates are over for a footy night. Unlike one larger type woman i saw in coles the other night, she had a shopping trolley with i reckon it was 10 x 3 litre coke bottles, and i over heard must have been a friend talking to her and she was asked how long will it take you to drink all that, her response was 3 days!!!

[Strawb]

People who turn up with a bottle of caffeine free diet coke and leave it unopened in my fridge after drinking my real coke. Pricks.

No caffeine, no sugar - what's the frickin' point? Might as well drink a glass of water. W@**ers.

Agreed.

REB, it was yesterday at home, we had a birthday party for Mrs smac and someone brought the crud with them, and it was in the fridge unopened at the end of the day - my 4 litres of the good stuff was gone!

people want the taste but not the sugar or fat. Like skim milk, you can still have milk but not the fat like full cream milk as an example. But coke Zero IMO doesnt taste anything like normal coke, but i dont drink coke anymore, only very rarely maybe when mates are over for a footy night. Unlike one larger type woman i saw in coles the other night, she had a shopping trolley with i reckon it was 10 x 3 litre coke bottles, and i over heard must have been a friend talking to her and she was asked how long will it take you to drink all that, her response was 3 days!!!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/artic ... d=10800055
A mother-of-eight who had an up to 10-litre a day Coca-Cola drinking habit never knew that excessive consumption of the beverage was contributing to her health problems, an inquest into her sudden death heard today.

The Otago-Southland coroner David Crerar heard that Natasha Marie Harris died, aged 30, after a cardiac arrest.

[smac]

People who turn up with a bottle of caffeine free diet coke and leave it unopened in my fridge after drinking my real coke. Pricks.

No caffeine, no sugar - what's the frickin' point? Might as well drink a glass of water. W@**ers.

Agreed.

REB, it was yesterday at home, we had a birthday party for Mrs smac and someone brought the crud with them, and it was in the fridge unopened at the end of the day - my 4 litres of the good stuff was gone!

people want the taste but not the sugar or fat. Like skim milk, you can still have milk but not the fat like full cream milk as an example. But coke Zero IMO doesnt taste anything like normal coke, but i dont drink coke anymore, only very rarely maybe when mates are over for a footy night. Unlike one larger type woman i saw in coles the other night, she had a shopping trolley with i reckon it was 10 x 3 litre coke bottles, and i over heard must have been a friend talking to her and she was asked how long will it take you to drink all that, her response was 3 days!!!

That's fine. But they can drink their shit and leave my coke alone.

[Jase]

Asthma and how it is fugging up my little boys life...

[Rik E Boy]

Asthma and how it is fugging up my little boys life...

Mate I know what he's going through. When I was a kid I had asthma all the time. You just can't do anything. It's an emotional as well as a physical problem and the distress you feel because you can't friggin breathe just makes it worse. I didn't play sport until I was 17 because I was too scrawny and crook. I hope your lad can outgrow it as I did when I got older and a bit stronger.

All the best.

regards,

REB