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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Dirko » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:58 am

Happy Feet 2.

Shit.

Even my kids struggled through it.

At one stage I was hoping the Elephant Seal would eat the ******* penguin, and then take his colony to where the trapped penguins were, and set them free, and then eat them too.....but alas Elephant Seals don't eat penguins.

Crap story line. The krill sections were crap, and generally just a crap kids movie, and a even crappier adults movie.

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:12 am

OnSong wrote:I saw it for about five minutes and wasn't sure whether it was meant to be funny or not??


Every comedy I see John C. Reilly in, I really want him to be funny.

But he just... isn't.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:16 am

The Phantom Menace 3D.

3XCRAP!

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:36 pm

I Love You Phillip Morris

Ok, so going into this movie I didnt know what it was about. And considering it has Jim Carey in it, I thought it would be a light hearted comedy. But alas I was wrong. In fact, it is a very graphic look into the life of a homosexual conman. (yes I know, it still sounds like it would be piss funny, but no)

Its the true story of Steven Somebody who is a married police officer, who has been living a double life, because hes been gay for as long as he can remember. One night has a major car accident, and realises hes not living the life he should be. He packs up and moves to Florida to live as the flambouyant gay man he is.

He starts conning people and businesses, and eventually gets caught. In jail he meets another gay man named Phillip Morris (Ewen McGregor).

Ok, so far the movies been ok...the graphic gay sex scenes werent my thing, but i could handle them...but then all the soppy crap crept into the movie and I lost interest and went to sleep. My GF watched the whole thing and said that she couldnt tell if it was supposed to be a drama or a comedy, because it was a drama, but it had Jim Carey, and it just felt weird...

Anyway, I asked her how many rubber chickens she gave it out of 5 and she said 1.5...and i tend to agree...it could have been good, but it was just weird.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby OnSong » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:59 pm

HH3 wrote:I Love You Phillip Morris

Ok, so going into this movie I didnt know what it was about. And considering it has Jim Carey in it, I thought it would be a light hearted comedy. But alas I was wrong. In fact, it is a very graphic look into the life of a homosexual conman. (yes I know, it still sounds like it would be piss funny, but no)

Its the true story of Steven Somebody who is a married police officer, who has been living a double life, because hes been gay for as long as he can remember. One night has a major car accident, and realises hes not living the life he should be. He packs up and moves to Florida to live as the flambouyant gay man he is.

He starts conning people and businesses, and eventually gets caught. In jail he meets another gay man named Phillip Morris (Ewen McGregor).

Ok, so far the movies been ok...the graphic gay sex scenes werent my thing, but i could handle them...but then all the soppy crap crept into the movie and I lost interest and went to sleep. My GF watched the whole thing and said that she couldnt tell if it was supposed to be a drama or a comedy, because it was a drama, but it had Jim Carey, and it just felt weird...

Anyway, I asked her how many rubber chickens she gave it out of 5 and she said 1.5...and i tend to agree...it could have been good, but it was just weird.

There's one movie which sounds particularly unappealing.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:14 am

Cedar Boys

More taxpayer money pi$$ed up against the wall...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Johno6 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:50 pm

My gf borrowed all about Steve on DVD from her step mum
Made me watch it last night

Wtf is this shit. Worst movie I think I have wver watched in my life
I'd be embarrassed with be associated with that film
I am embarrassed I'm admitting watchin it
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:39 pm

Alvin and the Chipmonks 3 :oops:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:48 am

Autoluminescent

Interesting subject matter.

Awful doco.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Johno6 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:26 am

gf made me watch "whats your number" last night.
has that blonde chick from scary movie in it, altho she has a dope body
she cant act for shit, terrible acting terrible movie.

but their was one nude scene in it, and it was better than "all about steve", but only just

im pissed off coz i didnt get to sleep till like 12, she actually fell asleep before the end and i didnt notice and i watched it all... secretly hoping for another nude scene ;) :lol:

but yeah tired as hell today because of it :evil: :twisted:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Jim05 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:49 pm

Watched "Buried" today, 90 minutes of a guy lying in a coffin.
Would of been cheap to make
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:56 am

Johno6 wrote:gf made me watch "whats your number" last night.
has that blonde chick from scary movie in it, altho she has a dope body
she cant act for shit, terrible acting terrible movie.

but their was one nude scene in it, and it was better than "all about steve", but only just

im pissed off coz i didnt get to sleep till like 12, she actually fell asleep before the end and i didnt notice and i watched it all... secretly hoping for another nude scene ;) :lol:

but yeah tired as hell today because of it :evil: :twisted:


I watched this last weekend with the GF. I hate the chick in it (weird lips) and it started a bit shit, but I actually liked it. Her boss was a high point for me...been imitating him at home ever since :lol:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby OnSong » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:37 am

Jim05 wrote:Watched "Buried" today, 90 minutes of a guy lying in a coffin.
Would of been cheap to make

I didn't mind that movie.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:50 am

OnSong wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Watched "Buried" today, 90 minutes of a guy lying in a coffin.
Would of been cheap to make

I didn't mind that movie.


I watched the first 15 minutes and turned it off...not for me.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:44 pm

The Devil Inside - just over an hour of carp that I can't take back.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:05 pm

MightyEagles wrote:The Devil Inside - just over an hour of carp that I can't take back.

Saw The Devil Inside on Saturday night and expected more, going in I was thinking that it would have some great potential but was a little let down. The sudden ending sucked, it's like they just cut it off halfway through.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby RoosterMarty » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:18 pm

OnSong wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Watched "Buried" today, 90 minutes of a guy lying in a coffin.
Would of been cheap to make

I didn't mind that movie.


I also thought that movie was pretty good. I'm not used to seeing movies end like that either.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:45 am

The Dark Knight wrote:
MightyEagles wrote:The Devil Inside - just over an hour of carp that I can't take back.

Saw The Devil Inside on Saturday night and expected more, going in I was thinking that it would have some great potential but was a little let down. The sudden ending sucked, it's like they just cut it off halfway through.


I know, it's like where's the rest. Maybe there's a sequel, but I hope there isn't.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:47 pm

MightyEagles wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
MightyEagles wrote:The Devil Inside - just over an hour of carp that I can't take back.

Saw The Devil Inside on Saturday night and expected more, going in I was thinking that it would have some great potential but was a little let down. The sudden ending sucked, it's like they just cut it off halfway through.


I know, it's like where's the rest. Maybe there's a sequel, but I hope there isn't.

Yeah the last part was building up so well and then bang it ended. I doubt it after getting some bad reviews.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Mic » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:54 pm

OnSong wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Watched "Buried" today, 90 minutes of a guy lying in a coffin.
Would of been cheap to make

I didn't mind that movie.


Same.
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