Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Alaska » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:41 pm

overloaded wrote:
smac wrote:Lining up at Bunnings for 10 minutes, to have the old bag in front of me use a cheque to pay for her stuff, taking another 10 minutes. Who uses cheque books, FFS?

I do.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:58 am

Media Park wrote:The missus and our Indian housemate being dead keen to move to a nicer, bigger place.

Tomorrow's the day, and he's sleeping, and she's doing bugger all.

MP is packing and cleaning... FFS!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:57 am

the air conditioner at home dieing on the weekend...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:17 am

Etsa turning off the power with no warning to the whole street
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:42 pm

Wedgies mate on 5AA crapping on about the waca pitch like he is the worlds leading authority on test match wickets.... stupid old bay **** has no idea what he is talking about.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:22 pm

mickey wrote:Wedgies mate on 5AA crapping on about the waca pitch like he is the worlds leading authority on test match wickets.... stupid old bay **** has no idea what he is talking about.

You should get him on the SAFooty cricket T20 threads..... he would feel right at home!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Leaping Lindner » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:48 am

People that call people champ.I got called champ by someone yesterday. I'm nearly 50. It's been a LOOOOONG time since I was a champ. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:22 am

Perhaps you misheard them. Chump & Champ sound alike....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:59 am

Leaping Lindner wrote:People that call people champ.I got called champ by someone yesterday. I'm nearly 50. It's been a LOOOOONG time since I was a champ. ;)

he might have been peeping thru your bedroom window the night before :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:49 am

Back spasms a month ago ... it took a few days but finally settled down.

Broken big toe 2 weeks ago ... bloody sore for a few days then bruising comes right down.

2 days ago, back starts paying up, the the toe starts to ache.

Have just gone on holidays, day 2 in the holiday beach house and the back has completely seized WTF ...

Thinking that the guts are putting strain on the back, I go on a health kick 3 weeks ago and lose 4 kilos.

Hooray, not at work and having so much fun ...

Oh, and the big toe still faarking hurts.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:51 am

Leaping Lindner wrote:People that call people champ.I got called champ by someone yesterday. I'm nearly 50. It's been a LOOOOONG time since I was a champ. ;)


Did they ruffle your hair at the same time?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:32 pm

sho9uld have stopped at bunnings on the way dedj!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Leaping Lindner » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:46 pm

SJABC wrote:Perhaps you misheard them. Chump & Champ sound alike....


True. He could have been a Kiwi.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:48 pm

So he was calling you a chimp?
Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Leaping Lindner » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:59 pm

OnSong wrote:So he was calling you a chimp?


A choice chimp bro.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:37 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Kahuna » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:50 am

Pumping 40 litres into my van before it dawned on me I wasn't at a diesel pump :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:56 am

Kahuna wrote:Pumping 40 litres into my van before it dawned on me I wasn't at a diesel pump :oops:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:47 am

Kahuna wrote:Pumping 40 litres into my van before it dawned on me I wasn't at a diesel pump :oops:



Wow, your car is screwed then! :shock:

Shoulda had one of these!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:53 am

I'm no LesTheMechanic but I would have though as long as you don't fire the engine, you can salvage the situation.

If you can drain the fuel tank and clear the fuel lines then hopefully you will have learned your lesson.

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