Things that give you the sh1ts

[Brodlach]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

With blokes like Dave Hussey, Cameron White, Steve Smith, Mitch Johnson and other assorted "Aussie" cricketers.

Plenty of spuds to make the fries from

[Media Park]

Most of this page, Control-C Control-V and into the jokes thread...

Comedy gold lads

[Pseudo]

Dropping a heavy lump of wood on my big toe ... did a rather long hop dance and it's turning black as we speak

When it came time to drive Mrs Pseudo to the hospital so she could squeeze out the second Pseudomite, I was emptying the boot of the car in order to fit her bags in it. Took out the elder Pseudomite's stroller and promptly dropped it on my big toe, while wearing open topped footwear. The neighbours learned a few new swear words while I hopped up and down the driveway. Mrs Pseudo ended up driving herself to hospital while I rode in the passenger seat, whimpering tenderly as I pressed a pack of cold peas against my toe...

[overloaded]

T20 cricket

[CENTURION]

T20 cricket

I'm with you, to quote Catherine Tate, "WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SHIT!" The bowling is negative garbage, designed not to take wickets but to restrict scoring & the batting, well, I haven't seen any yet, just skill-less slogging.

[southee]

T20 cricket

X 3

Awful .....

[story of my life]

T20 cricket

X 3

Awful .....

x4. might as well have friggen bowling machines

[CENTURION]

but people go? go figure.

[Madportsman]

Those damn BUPA adds on TV. "What would you do if you met a healthier version of yourself"....SO annoying and on every add break of the cricket.

[valleys07]

Those damn BUPA adds on TV. "What would you do if you met a healthier version of yourself"....SO annoying and on every add break of the cricket.

x2

[Lightning McQueen]

Those damn BUPA adds on TV. "What would you do if you met a healthier version of yourself" ....SO annoying and on every add break of the cricket.

I'd belt the goodie two shoes smartarse.

[Gingernuts]

Those damn BUPA adds on TV. "What would you do if you met a healthier version of yourself" ....SO annoying and on every add break of the cricket.

I'd belt the goodie two shoes smartarse.

I'd hand them a beer and tell them to loosen up because they're clearly not doing it right.

[Footy Chick]

Those damn BUPA adds on TV. "What would you do if you met a healthier version of yourself"....SO annoying and on every add break of the cricket.

x2

x 50,0000000000000000000000000000000000

[bloods08]

People who block the escalator so you can't go up or down quicker.

Try doing that in Sydney and see how you go.

Also people with prams. Push in front of you and then stop.

[overloaded]

but people go? go figure.

Why do people go? No skill at all involved. Pathetic

[Swervyn]

Going to Subway & getting your sub made by a Trainee

[dedja]

Dropping a heavy lump of wood on my big toe ... did a rather long hop dance and it's turning black as we speak

When it came time to drive Mrs Pseudo to the hospital so she could squeeze out the second Pseudomite, I was emptying the boot of the car in order to fit her bags in it. Took out the elder Pseudomite's stroller and promptly dropped it on my big toe, while wearing open topped footwear. The neighbours learned a few new swear words while I hopped up and down the driveway. Mrs Pseudo ended up driving herself to hospital while I rode in the passenger seat, whimpering tenderly as I pressed a pack of cold peas against my toe...

Well my missus spent the rest of the day cracking up laughing at me ... then the next morning asked whether it had dropped off*.

I think a well earned sympathy military boot is in order.

[The Sleeping Giant]

Dropping a heavy lump of wood on my big toe ... did a rather long hop dance and it's turning black as we speak

How did it miss ya gut?

[dedja]

unbelievably completely missed that, as well as the slug ...

[southee]

but people go? go figure.

Why do people go? No skill at all involved. Pathetic

Probably to be seen , drink and generally be a tool for a few hours - not much else happens in Adelaide so just for something to do in the week I guess ??