Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:36 pm

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gadj1976 wrote:My dad purchased radiator coolant for my mum one year. Clearly the worst present I can remember.

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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby stampy » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:50 pm

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smac wrote:A friend of mine woke Christmas morning to find the wheels of his brand new BMW missing and his car up on blocks.

His best mate turned up lunch time with 4 large, round presents, neatly wrapped. He still claims it was the best present he has ever received.


Where did his mate find a place open on Christmas Day that sold tyres?


and why would a brand new bmw need tyres
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Brucetiki » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:35 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:As a kid, from my grandma, me and about a dozen of my cousins got a light blue bonds t-shirt each valued at about $1.86 from Big W whilst the chosen cousin unwrapped a $127 remote control truck in front of the rest of us.


That used to happen on Dad's side of the family when I was a kid. I'd either get nothing, or some cheap puzzle game while my sister and other cousins would all get something decent.

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Re: Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby smac » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:02 pm

stampy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
smac wrote:A friend of mine woke Christmas morning to find the wheels of his brand new BMW missing and his car up on blocks.

His best mate turned up lunch time with 4 large, round presents, neatly wrapped. He still claims it was the best present he has ever received.


Where did his mate find a place open on Christmas Day that sold tyres?


and why would a brand new bmw need tyres

They were his tyres, his mate knocked them off in the middle of the night!
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:31 pm

lol i was going to say either his mate stole his and brought new ones or did this.

lol to people thinkin a guy bought his mate tyres on xmas day.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:37 pm

Johno6 wrote:lol i was going to say either his mate stole his and brought new ones or did this.

lol to people thinkin a guy bought his mate tyres on xmas day.

x2. surely they were taking the piss with their comments?? You can't be that dumb surely.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:40 am

Bum Crack wrote:
Johno6 wrote:lol i was going to say either his mate stole his and brought new ones or did this.

lol to people thinkin a guy bought his mate tyres on xmas day.

x2. surely they were taking the piss with their comments?? You can't be that dumb surely.


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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby wristwatcher » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:45 am

Got a ticket to last nights Strikers game. Worst Xmas present EVER!!!! :oops:
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:17 am

Where would I be without Brut 33?

Mum got me a Brut 33 pack every year all through my teens.

Deoderant, cologne, talcum powder.

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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Big Phil » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:37 am

Magpiespower wrote:Where would I be without Brut 33?

Mum got me a Brut 33 pack every year all through my teens.

Deoderant, cologne, talcum powder.

HEY, LADIES!!!


That's usually a fall back present I buy my old man if I can't find anything else !!!
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:55 am

Big Phil wrote:That's usually a fall back present I buy my old man if I can't find anything else !!!


Cadbury Roses.

Bought my Mum a box for her birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day and miscellaneous year-in, year-out.

Until one year she reminded me that she's diabetic and can't eat them...
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Dog_ger » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:37 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Where would I be without Brut 33?

Mum got me a Brut 33 pack every year all through my teens.

Deoderant, cologne, talcum powder.

HEY, LADIES!!!

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Gave my Millionare brother-in-law same 25 years ago. Just to carp him off. :D :D :D
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby CENTURION » Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:09 pm

Dog_ger wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Where would I be without Brut 33?

Mum got me a Brut 33 pack every year all through my teens.

Deoderant, cologne, talcum powder.

HEY, LADIES!!!

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Gave my Millionare brother-in-law same 25 years ago. Just to carp him off. :D :D :D

gee, that showed him for being rich.
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Re: Your Best/Worst X-mas present, EVER...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:21 am

Dog_ger wrote:
Gave my Millionare brother-in-law same 25 years ago. Just to carp him off. :D :D :D


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