Things that give you the sh1ts

[dedja]

Dropping a heavy lump of wood on my big toe ... did a rather long hop dance and it's turning black as we speak

[Ian]

30mm of rain in just under 1/2 hour, 1 1/2 hours before we hosted a friends 30th. the carport drain couldn't cope, there was water banked up against the roller door, heaps of decorations trashed in the back yard and the veranda gutters overflowed onto the coffee, sugar, tea, all the paper napkins etc.

Ended up being a pretty nice night after it dried out though.

Was the beer ok?

Yep, beer was good, hardly saw any rain once everyone got here and for the 2nd night straight I had just over 5 hours sleep, feeling it this morning!

[Hefty]

My sister-in-law....can you give my brother his balls back??

[smac]

My sister-in-law....can you give my brother his balls back??

It's unlikely. They usually hide them away - many even begin to use them as their own...

[bloods08]

Flight Centre/Jetstar. Don't even bother telling me about flight changes for Thursday to Melbourne. Then offering me flights at 12.05 when I specifically said I had to be there at midday. She then tells me the 7am flight doesn't exist anymore despite it being on jetstars website.

Luckily I have been able to wiggle my way onto the 7am flight despite according to the lady on the phone that it doen't exist.

Definitely booking with Virgin in the future as I have never had any problems with them, unlike Jetstar and QANTAS.

[Thiele]

1. New Coles Add
2. Channel 9 coverage of the Tour Downunder who wants to stay up until 11 at night and watch it. Lucky I.am on holidays
3. My Car being back at the Mechanics after picking it up on Friday
4. Me lending mydad money

[Booney]

Cross promotion during sporting events.

Channel 9 pumping up the tyres of the "new" shows by using Mark Taylor or Tony Grieg to give us a run down on some fat B grade celebrities trying to lose weight alongside some Neville Nobody or Shane Bourne and some hacks in some teledrama bollocks.

Purrrlease.

[RustyCage]

Cross promotion during sporting events.

Channel 9 pumping up the tyres of the "new" shows by using Mark Taylor or Tony Grieg to give us a run down on some fat B grade celebrities trying to lose weight alongside some Neville Nobody or Shane Bourne and some hacks in some teledrama bollocks.

Purrrlease.

just wait until the tennis starts on 7, then the cross promotions reach the nauseating stage

[Bum Crack]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

[Booney]

Wont impact upon me, I simply dont watch tennis.

[RustyCage]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

all KFC ads are crap. The last good ones were the ones the West Indian cricketers did in the mid 90s

[Booney]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

With blokes like Dave Hussey, Cameron White, Steve Smith, Mitch Johnson and other assorted "Aussie" cricketers.

[Booney]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

all KFC ads are crap. The last good ones were the ones the West Indian cricketers did in the mid 90s

Add my oldest sister to that lot.

[am Bays]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

all KFC ads are crap. The last good ones were the ones the West Indian cricketers did in the mid 90s

Add my oldest sister to that lot.

We really do need a warning on some posts: avoid drinking coffee when reading this post as you may spray your computer screen with the said contents of your cup....

[Footy Chick]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

all KFC ads are crap. The last good ones were the ones the West Indian cricketers did in the mid 90s

Add my oldest sister to that lot.

Your oldest sister did the west indies cricketers?

[Booney]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

all KFC ads are crap. The last good ones were the ones the West Indian cricketers did in the mid 90s

Add my oldest sister to that lot.

We really do need a warning on some posts: avoid drinking coffee when reading this post as you may spray your computer screen with the said contents of your cup....

[Booney]

those KFC ads with Tony Greig crapping off in the background calling for the third umpire.

all KFC ads are crap. The last good ones were the ones the West Indian cricketers did in the mid 90s

Add my oldest sister to that lot.

Your oldest sister did the west indies cricketers?

Yep.

[am Bays]

all KFC ads are crap. The last good ones were the ones the West Indian cricketers did in the mid 90s

Add my oldest sister to that lot.

Your oldest sister did the west indies cricketers?

Yep.

Let me guess, she went up and asked Curtley, "Um just wanting to know, is everything, like, in proportion?" Curtley: "If it was I'd be eight foot six, not six foot eight...."

[Lightning McQueen]

Like when Curtly and Booney were taking a piss off the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

"Gee it's cold up here Curt's"
"So's the water mun"

[story of my life]

Like when Curtly and Booney were taking a piss off the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

"Gee it's cold up here Curt's"
"So's the water mun"

I was standing next to them and I couldnt believe how deep the water was