Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:16 pm

Mitchell Johnson. :evil:

I went into Betts the other day with my girlfriend for her to buy more shoes and there's photos of Johnson everywhere all dressed up, he's Betts male model. F**k me dead, if he spent less time modelling and more time bowling in the nets he might just become more cosistant and not serve up and bowl as much crap during a game.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:55 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:Mitchell Johnson. :evil:

I went into Betts the other day with my girlfriend for her to buy more shoes and there's photos of Johnson everywhere all dressed up, he's Betts male model. F**k me dead, if he spent less time modelling and more time bowling in the nets he might just become more cosistant and not serve up and bowl as much crap during a game.


All I read is that you went shoe shopping with the missus. Somebody needs to harden up and it ain't Mitchell Johnson ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:15 am

Johno6 wrote:weigh it up.... pub for 4 hours or xbox for 4 hours.... which one will i spend more money on


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:26 am

Quichey wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Mitchell Johnson. :evil:

I went into Betts the other day with my girlfriend for her to buy more shoes and there's photos of Johnson everywhere all dressed up, he's Betts male model. F**k me dead, if he spent less time modelling and more time bowling in the nets he might just become more cosistant and not serve up and bowl as much crap during a game.


All I read is that you went shoe shopping with the missus. Somebody needs to harden up and it ain't Mitchell Johnson ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:18 am

Quichey wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Mitchell Johnson. :evil:

I went into Betts the other day with my girlfriend for her to buy more shoes and there's photos of Johnson everywhere all dressed up, he's Betts male model. F**k me dead, if he spent less time modelling and more time bowling in the nets he might just become more cosistant and not serve up and bowl as much crap during a game.


All I read is that you went shoe shopping with the missus. Somebody needs to harden up and it ain't Mitchell Johnson ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:11 pm

Quichey wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Mitchell Johnson. :evil:

I went into Betts the other day with my girlfriend for her to buy more shoes and there's photos of Johnson everywhere all dressed up, he's Betts male model. F**k me dead, if he spent less time modelling and more time bowling in the nets he might just become more cosistant and not serve up and bowl as much crap during a game.


All I read is that you went shoe shopping with the missus. Somebody needs to harden up and it ain't Mitchell Johnson ;)

Ouch! That's not very nice, I just sat there while she looked at shoes and I noticed Johnson on the wall. :P
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CK » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:21 pm

The amazing double standards with a story like this. If this was a male, then little doubt of jail - especially considering she had breached an order relating to involvement in armed robbery:

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/woman-g ... 6171335480
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:19 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
Quichey wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Mitchell Johnson. :evil:

I went into Betts the other day with my girlfriend for her to buy more shoes and there's photos of Johnson everywhere all dressed up, he's Betts male model. F**k me dead, if he spent less time modelling and more time bowling in the nets he might just become more cosistant and not serve up and bowl as much crap during a game.


All I read is that you went shoe shopping with the missus. Somebody needs to harden up and it ain't Mitchell Johnson ;)

Ouch! That's not very nice, I just sat there while she looked at shoes and I noticed Johnson on the wall. :P


Just having a larf mate, couldn't let that one slip through to the keeper.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:58 pm

Quichey wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
Quichey wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Mitchell Johnson. :evil:

I went into Betts the other day with my girlfriend for her to buy more shoes and there's photos of Johnson everywhere all dressed up, he's Betts male model. F**k me dead, if he spent less time modelling and more time bowling in the nets he might just become more cosistant and not serve up and bowl as much crap during a game.


All I read is that you went shoe shopping with the missus. Somebody needs to harden up and it ain't Mitchell Johnson ;)

Ouch! That's not very nice, I just sat there while she looked at shoes and I noticed Johnson on the wall. :P

Just having a larf mate, couldn't let that one slip through to the keeper.

That's alright, kinda set myself up for it. I really should of just walked across the way and into EB games or something, I did though get out my phone and went on here to have a look to pass the time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:57 pm

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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:20 pm

That's actually funny.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Columbo » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:53 pm

Vodafone taking 4 1/2 days (and counting) to migrate the other half's phone over from 3...apparently due to iPhone mania they have upto 5000 accounts to migrate and have struck a "minor" technical glitch.....lucky it wasn't the iPhone5 ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:29 am

Columbo wrote:Vodafone taking 4 1/2 days (and counting) to migrate the other half's phone over from 3...apparently due to iPhone mania they have upto 5000 accounts to migrate and have struck a "minor" technical glitch.....lucky it wasn't the iPhone5 ;)


That is why I've refused to migrate - no matter how many times they e-mail me offering the latest and greatest plans on the 'new and improved' Vodafone network. There's only one way they'll get me to migrate on my current contract and that's kicking and screaming.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:06 am

CK wrote:The amazing double standards with a story like this. If this was a male, then little doubt of jail - especially considering she had breached an order relating to involvement in armed robbery:

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/woman-g ... 6171335480

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pag » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:48 am

Brucetiki wrote:
Columbo wrote:Vodafone taking 4 1/2 days (and counting) to migrate the other half's phone over from 3...apparently due to iPhone mania they have upto 5000 accounts to migrate and have struck a "minor" technical glitch.....lucky it wasn't the iPhone5 ;)


That is why I've refused to migrate - no matter how many times they e-mail me offering the latest and greatest plans on the 'new and improved' Vodafone network. There's only one way they'll get me to migrate on my current contract and that's kicking and screaming.
I just migrated as my contract with 3 finished, was moved over while I was in the store at TTP with no probs.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:16 pm

What pisses me off is the way our plunger device spurts coffee out of the pouring lip and all over the counter top when you delicatley attempt to plunge it. Whats that all about?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:31 am

My neighbours. Want to shoot the ****.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fish » Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:29 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:What pisses me off is the way our plunger device spurts coffee out of the pouring lip and all over the counter top when you delicatley attempt to plunge it. Whats that all about?
Maybe the plunger screen is a bit clogged?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:50 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:My neighbours. Want to shoot the ****.


You too hey?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:04 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:My neighbours. Want to shoot the ****.


You too hey?


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