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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CK » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:06 am

Brucetiki wrote:Teenage girls with no taste in music


"Music" being a very loose term.

Will never forget the reaction from a girl one day at a pub, when somebody put the Queen/David Bowie song "Under Pressure" on the jukebox. She indignantly complained they had ripped off Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby". Didn't quite know what to say to that one.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:42 am

the photos that girls take of themselves in the mirror pulling a stupid bloody face, with tits barely hidden, then post on the internet.
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Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:44 am

CENTURION wrote:the photos that girls take of themselves in the mirror pulling a stupid bloody face, with tits barely hidden, then post on the internet.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:52 am

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
CENTURION wrote:the photos that girls take of themselves in the mirror pulling a stupid bloody face, with tits barely hidden, then post on the internet.

Duck face

yes...and trout pout, don't they realise they look stupid & not desirable? and they open their eyes really wide too! morons.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:01 am

CK wrote:
Brucetiki wrote:Teenage girls with no taste in music


"Music" being a very loose term.

Will never forget the reaction from a girl one day at a pub, when somebody put the Queen/David Bowie song "Under Pressure" on the jukebox. She indignantly complained they had ripped off Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby". Didn't quite know what to say to that one.


A while back I was minding my own business walking down the street.

Overheard some teens talk about music.

Cool hipster dude mentioned how he's got, like, "heaps of LPs."

Cool hipster chick asked, like, "what's an LP?"

"Like, a record."

"Oh".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:05 am

CENTURION wrote:the photos that girls take of themselves in the mirror pulling a stupid bloody face, with tits barely hidden, then post on the internet.

Yeah, it gives me the irrits when they don't fully expose the boobs...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:57 am

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My oldest getting chicken pox


My youngest has them at the moment too!! She is covered, in her mouth, ears, absolutely covered.

I hope you have private health Booney. ******* hell, what a run your family is on!
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:05 pm

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My oldest getting chicken pox


My youngest has them at the moment too!! She is covered, in her mouth, ears, absolutely covered.



What shits me is that no government (fed or state) has implemented a vaccination program for school children.

I was going into year 12 when it was first released and my mum mentioned this to our doctor and he thought it was the responsible thing to do as the older you are the more serious this is. This was almost 10 years ago and yet it is still getting around.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:23 pm

OnSong wrote:
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My oldest getting chicken pox


My youngest has them at the moment too!! She is covered, in her mouth, ears, absolutely covered.

I hope you have private health Booney. ******* hell, what a run your family is on!


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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:31 pm

heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My oldest getting chicken pox


My youngest has them at the moment too!! She is covered, in her mouth, ears, absolutely covered.



What shits me is that no government (fed or state) has implemented a vaccination program for school children.

I was going into year 12 when it was first released and my mum mentioned this to our doctor and he thought it was the responsible thing to do as the older you are the more serious this is. This was almost 10 years ago and yet it is still getting around.



My boy had been vaccinated against them but still has them albiet a mild case
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:41 pm

I didnt have chicken pox - that was until I found out my best mates daughter had them, so I gave her a big hug and kiss cos I thought the week off work might be nice, and sure enough, a week later (on Australia day, 2002) I got the pox.

Meant I couldnt go to the cricket though :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:37 pm

Batman Arkham City is out today, the thing that gives me the shits is that the PC release of the game doesnt come out till "sometime next month". now i will just have to be patient, not one of my strong points.....
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Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:50 pm

tipper wrote:Batman Arkham City is out today, the thing that gives me the shits is that the PC release of the game doesnt come out till "sometime next month". now i will just have to be patient, not one of my strong points.....

Think of the money you will save.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:23 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
tipper wrote:Batman Arkham City is out today, the thing that gives me the shits is that the PC release of the game doesnt come out till "sometime next month". now i will just have to be patient, not one of my strong points.....

Think of the money you will save.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:24 pm

tipper wrote:Batman Arkham City is out today, the thing that gives me the shits is that the PC release of the game doesnt come out till "sometime next month". now i will just have to be patient, not one of my strong points.....

I've just spent four hours playing it. It's amazing. Best RPG I've ever played.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:04 pm

how will it save me money? i will still buy it when it does come out, so have therefore saved nothing?

and yeah OS, i am really looking forward to it, i loved arkham asylum, and this is the same but bigger! i guess ill just dust of asylum and refresh the storyline before i get city ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:24 pm

tipper wrote:how will it save me money? i will still buy it when it does come out, so have therefore saved nothing?

and yeah OS, i am really looking forward to it, i loved arkham asylum, and this is the same but bigger! i guess ill just dust of asylum and refresh the storyline before i get city ;)

I was just kidding about having it.

But then I read a review of it and want it as well. But I'm thinking of the money I could save. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:33 pm

tipper wrote:how will it save me money? i will still buy it when it does come out, so have therefore saved nothing?

and yeah OS, i am really looking forward to it, i loved arkham asylum, and this is the same but bigger! i guess ill just dust of asylum and refresh the storyline before i get city ;)


Because it will be cheaper on PC ya douche. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:33 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
tipper wrote:Batman Arkham City is out today, the thing that gives me the shits is that the PC release of the game doesnt come out till "sometime next month". now i will just have to be patient, not one of my strong points.....

Think of the money you will save.


Games save you money IMO.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:32 pm

weigh it up.... pub for 4 hours or xbox for 4 hours.... which one will i spend more money on
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