Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:10 pm

Quick get Quichey in here...he's got a cool gif he can use.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:56 pm

CoverKing wrote:Racist prick

Not racist, just stereotyping all indians as bad drivers! :lol:
4 of my friends have been involved in car accidents over the past few months - all caused by Indians, also chatting to my hairdresser who works next to an Indian restaurant, she said they just drive into cars in the car park and dont care.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:17 pm

Working tonight until 12:30am
Cricket tomorrow from lunch until 6:00pm
Work tomorrow night from Midnight until 8am
Work Sunday from 4pm till 12:30am
:( :(
Gonna be a looooooooooong weekend!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:20 pm

i do find it amusing that all of the governments road safety initiatives also just happen to enable the posibility of revenue raising. coincidence? :lol:

no effort to address driver education, no effort to address improving the roads themselves, no effort to address vehicle standards (ie yearly inspections), all of which would cost the government money, and have a longer lead time to bring in, and also make an impact, yet lowering speed limits and raising fines can be done overnight, with virtually zero costs, and a possible immediate positive impact on fine revenue. yet it is all in the interest of road safety :roll: :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:16 pm

That i keep thinking its a long weekend coming up cause the SANFL GF is on :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby 85 WAS A GOOD YEAR » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:20 pm

Dutchy wrote:That i keep thinking its a long weekend coming up cause the SANFL GF is on :(

Plus having to wait until Sunday to play the SANFL Grand Final

Getting an email from South Adelaide FC requesting names of my clubs U12s and U14s for their 2012 development squads, when we haven't even played the 2011 SANFL Grand Final :shock:

Geez give us chance to finish 2011 first please ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:34 am

Dutchy wrote:That i keep thinking its a long weekend coming up cause the SANFL GF is on :(


It is when you're on holidays and off to Coolum on Monday ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:07 am

Having the shits when im meant to be opening the batting today.

I really hope i dont poo myself :oops: :oops:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:11 am

Parents that let their 14yo child wander around unsupervised in foreign countries.
Let the kid out of jail and put the parents in there for life!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:02 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Thats stupid, how about they just stop giving licenses to indians! :twisted:


Who would drive our taxis then...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:08 pm

mickey wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Thats stupid, how about they just stop giving licenses to indians! :twisted:


Who would drive our taxis then...



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:34 am

id rather indians
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:10 pm

SJABC wrote:Quick get Quichey in here...he's got a cool gif he can use.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:16 pm

Johno6 wrote:id rather indians


I usually get cowboys.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:41 am

Sore back from sleeping in the hotel laundry cupboard on a buck's weeked...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:04 am

Sounds fun!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby saintal » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:46 am

The aftermath of the first weekend of cricket..sore feet, shins and back! Gets worse every year.

Plus we were flogged... :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bulldogproud2 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:12 pm

Getting seven phone calls from the same survey group today (some group called IMS operating out of Indian call centres)
They actually ask quite invasive questions, wanting full name, address, income details, whether working full-time or part-time, single or married, what the property is worth, how much is owed on the mortgage etc.
I told them I found it was too invasive and hung up, yet they kept on phoning back - a different person each time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:18 pm

Could have had some fun with them... no 1 says you have to answer honestly ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:52 am

Kids who decide that 1.20am - 3.20am is the perfect time to chuck your guts up in every room of the house
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