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Footy trip virgins

Postby Baron Greenback » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:01 pm

Just after some ideas for punishment for our virgins this year when they break team rules on footy trip to Gold Coast this year.

So far we've got:
Kalgoolie Sandshoe (vodka, bircardi, gin, scotch, bourbon, rum) half shots in a butcher glass
Streak into the ocean
butcher of port
scull your drink

Anything else?
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby OnSong » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:21 pm

Ah, these virgins are men. Damn
Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby schimma » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:27 pm

We put a V on the head. if the smudge or try and rub it off it gets bigger. Also they are the drinks stalward for trip. eg you want a drink give them the money and they get it for ya.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Moe » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:52 pm

Shave their eyebrows. Always a fav of mine.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Mythical Creature » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:13 pm

Rub your balls on their face whilst yelling

"Balls on your face, Balls on your face"!

:shock: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Drop Bear » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:18 pm

I know it's a boring idea, but let them go.
Virgins normally do stupid shit without needing any prompting.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby OnSong » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:25 pm

Drop Bear wrote:I know it's a boring idea, but let them go.
Virgins normally do stupid shit without needing any prompting.

I remember we had to do a few drinking activities on the way to our destination but nothing more.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Mythical Creature » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:48 pm

I cant say that we've ever made our virgins do anything spectacular. I know I never had to on my first one (This weekend will be my 11th straight) but probably helped that my old man was the bus driver due to the fact that he doesn't drink.

Although I do remember this 1 trip to Robe where we had an imposter from Balaklava come with us for the weekend, we should have ****** him up big time hey Droppie! ;)
But he turned out to be good value and saw the bright side of life and ended up swapping green for black on his guernsey! 8)
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Mythical Creature » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:51 pm

What are some good drinking games that normally happens.
Probably the best ones we play is the one with the peg, where if someone plants it on you and counts down from 10 without you finding it you have to scull. Also play another one with a rag, that if you step on it you have to scull. Can get pretty messy after a couple of hours!
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Baron Greenback » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:57 pm

All great suggestions.
Except for the balls on the face. Don't know how comfortable I am with that!!!
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby MatteeG » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:58 pm

Mythical Creature wrote:What are some good drinking games that normally happens.
Probably the best ones we play is the one with the peg, where if someone plants it on you and counts down from 10 without you finding it you have to scull. Also play another one with a rag, that if you step on it you have to scull. Can get pretty messy after a couple of hours!



The rag or mat one gets very messy, so easy to place it behind someone at the bar/ATM/table!

Like the sound of the peg one- a ripper!

And yes- leave the virgins alone. They are stuffed by day 1 anyway!
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Baron Greenback » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:01 pm

MatteeG wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:What are some good drinking games that normally happens.
Probably the best ones we play is the one with the peg, where if someone plants it on you and counts down from 10 without you finding it you have to scull. Also play another one with a rag, that if you step on it you have to scull. Can get pretty messy after a couple of hours!



The rag or mat one gets very messy, so easy to place it behind someone at the bar/ATM/table!

Like the sound of the peg one- a ripper!

And yes- leave the virgins alone. They are stuffed by day 1 anyway!


Never! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby piccachu » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:19 pm

this year we had a soccer captains arm band and a whistle, who ever did the stupidest thing got control of these items, everynow and then they could blow the whistle everyone would have to yell out BAAALLLLLLL then skull there drinks this gets messy but good fun also we have nicknames on our shirts and go for a period of time were you are only aloud to call people by that name other wise skull up, and one game as old is it is gets me everytime the whole drink with you opposite hand
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Pag » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:26 pm

We usually play Dead Ant when we're at a pub, give a whistle to the chick behind the bar, when she chooses to blow it everyone has to drop onto their back, kicking their legs in the air looking like a dick. Last one on their back skulls.

We'll make a new rule every hour, might be no nicknames, drink with your left hand, no pointing, whatever we choose. Any break of the rule is a skull.

We also use the peg game, but whoever has the peg when the hour changes picks a card out of the box. Past cards have included delightful activities such as shaving your nuts, necking a JJJ shot (Jacks, Johnnie, Jim), doing a phantom poo somehwere, and standing facing the corner for a half-hour.

Virgins get no particular orders, they just tend to suck at all the games.

We're leaving Friday morning for Warrnambool, can't wait! Not sure if it'll beat Darwin last year but they're always awesome. My 6th in a row.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Drop Bear » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:38 pm

Mythical Creature wrote: Although I do remember this 1 trip to Robe where we had an imposter from Balaklava come with us for the weekend, we should have ****** him up big time hey Droppie! ;)


:lol: When you enjoy a beer you're never an imposter mate! ;)
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Ron Burgundy » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:14 pm

The year I was a virgin, we had to wear a dress and nice hat until night time on the first day. That included through the adelaide airport, on the plane and the first few hrs in the pub. Might be a good one for the Swan virgins. Have u got many?
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Baron Greenback » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:27 pm

Ron Burgundy wrote:The year I was a virgin, we had to wear a dress and nice hat until night time on the first day. That included through the adelaide airport, on the plane and the first few hrs in the pub. Might be a good one for the Swan virgins. Have u got many?


We've got 7 mate.
Got separate flights so we're going to wait until we get up there to pick on them.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:10 pm

Mythical Creature wrote: Also play another one with a rag, that if you step on it you have to scull. Can get pretty messy after a couple of hours!

That's a great drinking game.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Q. » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:57 pm

L-Plates. If said L-Plates fall off or aren't visible it's a mandatory ten push-ups on the spot.
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Re: Footy trip virgins

Postby Muffler » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:32 pm

Virgins have to buy everyone a round of shots. That's really the only punishment but after your 2nd Footy trip free shots after that. And all the games above get played along with a bit of straight arming which is a good laugh.
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