Things that make you laugh

[The Dark Knight]

The Carbon tax Ad, what a load of sh!t.

[Johno6]

[Dirko]

[Johno6]

Sat night my cousin walkin into a glass door.
She hit it that hard it left a nose and lip imprint on door. Classic
Just like the windex ad.

Also my nephew had a dress up day at school. But it got cancelled last minute on the day before and he went home early to go to show. So he had no idea and the next day he went to school as the white rabbit and no one else dressed up

[Booney]

otr's signature.

How terribly humorous.

[Media Park]

This friday night, senior footy presentations so I'm planning on having a big one...

I let the missus know today, and she goes off!

Apparently it's her dad's birthday...

Not my problem

[Rik E Boy]

This friday night, senior footy presentations so I'm planning on having a big one...

I let the missus know today, and she goes off!

Apparently it's her dad's birthday...

Not my problem

You let your Missus know when you are going to go on a bender and you call yourself an arsehole? You are the King of **** all!

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Saying "Cmon Port, Jesus!" at the footy yesterday and be asked by an ol' chap to "Watch my language".

"Huh?"

"I've been a Port supporter for years..." he says, "and there is alot to swear about this year but please, there is no need to blaspheme"

LMFAO :

"Well then, you'll f***** hate it when I start swearing!"

BWAHAHAHA. ******* chardonnay toffs... The Power has officially killed Port.

regards,

REB

[Big Phil]

Tom Scully parody - apologies if it is already posted elsewhere

http://www.fiveaa.com.au/video.aspx?id=113185

[CK]

Watching one of my all time favorite Seinfeld episodes the other night.

"The Chinese Restaurant".

"I yell Cartwright, Cartwright...nobody come!"
"He called for Cartwright....I'm Cartwright??"

"You're not Cartwright"
"OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!"

[Johno6]

I dont know wether to laugh, cry of be violentally ill.

[Drop Bear]

I dont know wether to laugh, cry of be violentally ill.

She sure is pasty for a Queenslander.

[Brodlach]

I dont know wether to laugh, cry of be violentally ill.

She sure is pasty for a Queenslander.

She is a ranga dont forget.

Johno, thank god shes not face on otherwise there maybe a camel toe to view

Hows the number plate

[Sorry Dude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... xzWbRwOio#! - if at work put headphones on

[Johno6]

LMAO.... i reckon theres more chance of a bulge there.

looks like old man undies a bit, or large kids undies.

if you cover the head and just look at the body.... u would think its a dude

[JK]

Watching one of my all time favorite Seinfeld episodes the other night.

"The Chinese Restaurant".

"I yell Cartwright, Cartwright...nobody come!"
"He called for Cartwright....I'm Cartwright??"

"You're not Cartwright"
"OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!"

"It's not fair that people are seated first-come, first-serve. It should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just walking over there and taking some food off somebody's plate.
"I'll tell you what, there's fifty bucks in it for you if you do it."
"What do you mean?"
"You walk over to that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything. You eat it, say thank you very much, wipe your mouth, walk away, I give you fifty bucks."
"What are they gonna do?"
"They won't do anything. In fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives."
"Fifty bucks? You'll give me fifty bucks?"
"Fifty bucks. That table over there. The three couples."
"Okay, I don't want to go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it."
"No, no tricks."
"Should I do it George?"
"For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"
"Alright, alright. Here, hold this. I'm doin' it."

[Johno6]

been watchin sienfeld again on GO!

havent watched it for years but even tho you have seen every episode ya still love it.


i am not a big fan of jerry by himself but i love the show.


last night the one i watched was when george takes the racy photos of himself for the photo shop girl.

[CK]

:lol:

been watchin sienfeld again on GO!

havent watched it for years but even tho you have seen every episode ya still love it.


i am not a big fan of jerry by himself but i love the show.


last night the one i watched was when george takes the racy photos of himself for the photo shop girl.

...and the side story of Jerry's stereo getting broken in the post after Kramer insisted he could get it replaced after the warranty expired:

Jerry: So, we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo now?
Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't!
Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back.

[Hefty]

:lol:

been watchin sienfeld again on GO!

havent watched it for years but even tho you have seen every episode ya still love it.


i am not a big fan of jerry by himself but i love the show.


last night the one i watched was when george takes the racy photos of himself for the photo shop girl.

...and the side story of Jerry's stereo getting broken in the post after Kramer insisted he could get it replaced after the warranty expired:

Jerry: So, we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo now?
Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't!
Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back.

Best episode ever is a toss up between when Jay Peterman thinks Elaine is taking drugs or when george is a marine biologist...

"The sea was angry that day my friends.....like an old man trying to return soup at a deli"

Comedy Gold!

[Phantom Gossiper]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glanceview/1 ... mum.glance

LOL!! See even animals hate rangas!