Things that give you the sh1ts

[redden whites]

People who shit themselves when at the supermarket checkout when you place your items 2 feet behind them on the conveyor.This is usually met with a terrified response of reaching for the little plastic square tube and placing it hard behind their stuff still leaving the 2 feet of vacant conveyor .

[Johno6]

yeah that is classic. like they are worried they might accidently pay for yours.

whats shits me off is the guy who got through on x factor because he is homeless, not coz his voice.

stupid show. why did i watch it

[Q.]

People who shit themselves when at the supermarket checkout when you place your items 2 feet behind them on the conveyor.This is usually met with a terrified response of reaching for the little plastic square tube and placing it hard behind their stuff still leaving the 2 feet of vacant conveyor .

Haha, classic! The supermarket is a great place to mess with peoples' heads

[Brucetiki]

yeah that is classic. like they are worried they might accidently pay for yours.

I wouldn't put it past half the halfwits that work behind a checkout counter to start scanning the next customers items mistaking them for the current customer.

[The Sleeping Giant]

People who shit themselves when at the supermarket checkout when you place your items 2 feet behind them on the conveyor.This is usually met with a terrified response of reaching for the little plastic square tube and placing it hard behind their stuff still leaving the 2 feet of vacant conveyor .

I usually respond with, "it's okay, I will pay for my stuff this time".

[Drop Bear]

yeah that is classic. like they are worried they might accidently pay for yours.

I wouldn't put it past half the halfwits that work behind a checkout counter to start scanning the next customers items mistaking them for the current customer.

I hope so, will try it tonight.

[Footy Smart]

Loonies with bombs.... First the Collar bomb bloke and now someone in Parramata FFS!

[saintal]

Swooping magpies as feisty as ever in the adelaide hills. Not good when cycling.

[Magpiespower]

Loonies with bombs.... First the Collar bomb bloke and now someone in Parramata FFS!

Nice wig...

[Hefty]

Sitting on the sh!tter at work and the lights go out cos they are sensor lights. Then having to get up off the toilet (mid-dump mind you) and start waving my arms spasmodically so the lights come back on. This literally gives me the sh!ts!!

[southee]

No phone calls all day then go for a dump to relax and unwind when my phone rings while others are in the cubcile.....BTW my ring tone is "Jump" by Van Halen.

Bloody embarrassing too!!!

[Jimmy]

Swooping magpies as feisty as ever in the adelaide hills. Not good when cycling.

Rode my bike down to birch grove oval today in balmain for some fitness training and got swooped 8 times while on the bike...little **** was a crazy!!

[Rik E Boy]

No phone calls all day then go for a dump to relax and unwind when my phone rings while others are in the cubcile.....BTW my ring tone is "Jump" by Van Halen.

Bloody embarrassing too!!!

It could have been worse it could have been 'House of Pain' from the same album.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Swooping magpies as feisty as ever in the adelaide hills. Not good when cycling.

Rode my bike down to birch grove oval today in balmain for some fitness training and got swooped 8 times while on the bike...little **** was a crazy!!

I grew up in Balmain many many years ago. Do you know a bloke called Morgan (that's his first name believe it or not)?

regards,

REB

[southee]

No phone calls all day then go for a dump to relax and unwind when my phone rings while others are in the cubcile.....BTW my ring tone is "Jump" by Van Halen.

Bloody embarrassing too!!!

It could have been worse it could have been 'House of Pain' from the same album.

regards,

REB

.....GOLD!!!

[Footy Chick]

waking up and not being able to move my neck - on the day of the SAAFL presentation dinner

[woodublieve12]

my remote control goin walk-a-bout!!

[Media Park]

This entire week... One big kick in the arse after another.

[mickey]

Getting a phone call from the bike shop, with the information that they stuffed up my lay-buy. Didn't put the correct bike away and have sold out if the bike I wanted.... now to start looking again

[Jimmy]

Swooping magpies as feisty as ever in the adelaide hills. Not good when cycling.

Rode my bike down to birch grove oval today in balmain for some fitness training and got swooped 8 times while on the bike...little **** was a crazy!!

I grew up in Balmain many many years ago. Do you know a bloke called Morgan (that's his first name believe it or not)?

regards,

REB

No, I hate my greeny earthy crunchy neighbors!