Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby best on hill » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:12 pm

just a short story before i mention what has literary given me the shits?
have been taking some pain killers for an injury and hadnt been to the brasco for a few days, so the missus suggest why not have a few prunes to see if that loosen my gullet up a bit. well the missus went off to work i had a couple then a couple more and after about half an hour the bag had been finished off,
holy shit they did the job with out a shadow of a doubt, spent the next couple of hour with guts pain like you wouldnt believe(not quite as bad as labor) then the flood gates opened!

so i can safely say that a packed of prunes will give you the shits #-o
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:33 pm

Turning over the watch the footy tonight at 8.30 to find out its already been on for an hour :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

WTF Ch7???????????
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:38 pm

Dutchy wrote:Turning over the watch the footy tonight at 8.30 to find out its already been on for an hour :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

WTF Ch7???????????


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:42 pm

Dutchy wrote:Turning over the watch the footy tonight at 8.30 to find out its already been on for an hour :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

WTF Ch7???????????


haha i just did the same bloody thing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby best on hill » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:43 pm

Dutchy wrote:Turning over the watch the footy tonight at 8.30 to find out its already been on for an hour :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

WTF Ch7???????????


it would be nice to have it at that time all year for the Melbourne based games, certainly no live games for adelaide based games
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:36 am

Dutchy wrote:Turning over the watch the footy tonight at 8.30 to find out its already been on for an hour :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

WTF Ch7???????????


where have ya been for the past few weeks, ch 7 was advertising a 7-30pm start :lol:

mind you I havent seen the game yet, but you probably didnt miss much
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:22 am

I dont think I watch any Ch7 TV shows apart from the footy, oh well was punting while waiting for 8.30 and won so as they say things happen for a reason!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:35 am

Dutchy wrote:Turning over the watch the footy tonight at 8.30 to find out its already been on for an hour :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

WTF Ch7???????????


ha ha, I probably would have done the same thing but I have a 15yo daughter who is a walking TV guide and walking sports news reporter. :lol:
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Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:37 am

Your very lucky Wedgie, as you need all the help you can get.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CK » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:07 pm

Two current affairs shows, on the same night, both having articles about 9/11 (not an issue on its own), and both showing the footage, again and again, of the planes slamming into the Twin Towers.

It was horrifying enough at the time, and time hasn't dimmed that for me. I do not understand, for the life of me, why those particular pieces of footage have to keep getting shown as part of the package. Everybody knows what happened, and most people 13 or over can remember it, without it having to be shown again and again. 9/11 was a horrible time, without it being made worse.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:10 pm

My missus was only 8 when it happened (that sounds wrong), so she's watching the Sunday Night footage like it was a brand new experience for her.

She was in tears, absolutely bawling her eyes out...

Doesn't help that I'm insensitive at the best of times and just handed her a box of tissues...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:14 pm

CK wrote:Two current affairs shows, on the same night, both having articles about 9/11 (not an issue on its own), and both showing the footage, again and again, of the planes slamming into the Twin Towers.

It was horrifying enough at the time, and time hasn't dimmed that for me. I do not understand, for the life of me, why those particular pieces of footage have to keep getting shown as part of the package. Everybody knows what happened, and most people 13 or over can remember it, without it having to be shown again and again. 9/11 was a horrible time, without it being made worse.


Fluff pieces. Same self-indulgent and pointless drivel every year that always fails to be investigative and insightful.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:55 pm

Sunday Night current affairs show having that piece on the lost "untouched" tribe.

Let the people be FFS!!! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:56 am

Monday mornings... Work...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mythical Creature » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:34 am

On my way home from town last night I pulled into the drive through at Maccas to get an M&M McFlurry only to be told they dont do them anymore :shock: . I was spewing, the chick tried to talk me into having something else but I really wanted an M&M one. So I just kept driving through without my ice cream fix. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:47 am

Mythical Creature wrote:On my way home from town last night I pulled into the drive through at Maccas to get an M&M McFlurry only to be told they dont do them anymore :shock: . I was spewing, the chick tried to talk me into having something else but I really wanted an M&M one. So I just kept driving through without my ice cream fix. :(


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ron Burgundy » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:21 am

Auditors rocking up unannounced, and me being unprepared...They are supposed to be here next month.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:24 am

make sure ya let us know what jail is like later......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:09 pm

I think I shouldn't complain about having to go to work on a monday morning anymore...

The missus got the arse today...Looks like my wage became a lot more important... :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:20 pm

well that sucks.

looks like u need to start loving mondays for a while now.
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