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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Johno6 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:55 am

I've stolen a couple of virginitys in my time.............
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby GWW » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:53 am

Johno6 wrote:I've stolen a couple of virginitys in my time.............


Hopefully they weren't asleep at the time.
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Psyber » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:21 am

It is neck and neck between these:
1. "Speed Dangerous to the Public" 1987, but not convicted.
2. Voted ALP - twice - 1972 and 1974. ;)

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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Media Park » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:16 pm

Nothing special.

Pissing in public a couple of times.
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:19 pm

that you Fev :lol:
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby overloaded » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:07 pm

I dumped a heap of rubbish in the Torrens
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby dedja » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:08 pm

Johno6 wrote:I've stolen a couple of virginitys in my time.............


Yours doesn't count though ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby LMA » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:46 pm

Media Park wrote:Nothing special.

Pissing in public a couple of times.


x2, plus a DUI, and arrested for riding a motorbike without a helmet in Thailand (luckily a breath test didn't follow) 4hours at a police type of compound paid about $8 and was on my way. No coincidence that all of these happened under the age of 21 [-x
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:21 pm

GWW wrote:
SABRE wrote:
GWW wrote:If you're accused of theft, but didn't take anything, but "paid money back" when requested to, is that a crime?

I'm not sure about that one 'GWW', but when it comes to the pathetic interest rates and all the fees and charges,
I reckon we should be able to rob banks and then get off on a plea of 'Self Defence' !
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Did any of you Norwood blokes in attendance at the grand final in 1978 report a certain crime against blokes wearing Double Blue guernseys ;)


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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:23 pm

Johno6 wrote:I've stolen a couple of virginitys in my time.............


Where they nice blokes Johno? :lol:

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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby tipper » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:23 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I've stolen a couple of virginitys in my time.............


Where they nice blokes Johno? :lol:

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did the blokes give you a free beer afterwards..... ;)
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:34 pm

overloaded wrote:I dumped a heap of rubbish in the Torrens


Did you go for a swim? ;)
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Drop Bear » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:15 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
overloaded wrote:I dumped a heap of rubbish in the Torrens


Did you go for a swim? ;)


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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Dog_ger » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:00 pm

I pee'd in the Murray once, a very long time ago.... :shock: :oops: :oops:

Maybe thats why all those trees died..... :shock: :D
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby Barto » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:43 pm

Transported for life to the colonies, and for what? Scum I was to that beak, nothing but scum. 'Tis for my accent and my situation that I am condemned. 'Tis for the want of better graces and the influence they bring that I am to board this prison hulk.
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby fish » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:10 pm

Barto wrote:Transported for life to the colonies, and for what? Scum I was to that beak, nothing but scum. 'Tis for my accent and my situation that I am condemned. 'Tis for the want of better graces and the influence they bring that I am to board this prison hulk.
Not to mention all those murders you did! ;)
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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby mal » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:51 am

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Re: Worst Crime you have done

Postby dedja » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:56 am

Dog_ger wrote:I pee'd in the Murray once, a very long time ago.... :shock: :oops: :oops:

Maybe thats why all those trees died..... :shock: :D


I don't know how you've lived with yourself no fessing up to that for so long ...
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