I need to know....

[Rik E Boy]

When do you officially turn into a fat bastard?

Is it a certain weight/height ratio, measurement around the stomach???

- When Polar Bears raise their families in your shadow
- When you get on talking scales and they say 'one at a time'
- When the cashier at Maccas rubs their hands together whenever you walk in
- When you wear trackie dacks to formal events
- When you try to scratch your arse but you can't reach it
- When you get charged double by airlines
- When you haven't seen your dick since the nineties
- When your belt runs out of original holes
- When you are out of breath just getting out of bed
- When you need to use the 'struggle bars' to get off the dunny apres 5hit

Or something like that......

regards,

REB

[Lightning McQueen]

When do you officially turn into a fat bastard?

Is it a certain weight/height ratio, measurement around the stomach???

- When Polar Bears raise their families in your shadow
- When you get on talking scales and they say 'one at a time'
- When the cashier at Maccas rubs their hands together whenever you walk in
- When you wear trackie dacks to formal events
- When you try to scratch your arse but you can't reach it
- When you get charged double by airlines
- When you haven't seen your dick since the nineties
- When your belt runs out of original holes
- When you are out of breath just getting out of bed
- When you need to use the 'struggle bars' to get off the dunny apres 5hit

Or something like that......

regards,

REB

When you go to ring someone and a message on your phone tells you that your fingers are too fat and you'll require a dialling wand.

[tigerpie]

when its easier to jump over you than walk around.

[mickey]

When do you officially turn into a fat bastard?

Is it a certain weight/height ratio, measurement around the stomach???

- When you haven't seen your dick since the.......

Or something like that......

regards,

REB

That's something that I can't judge by just quietly

[mighty_tiger_79]

has it been that long since you last saw it

[mickey]

Haha funny man mt...

No matter how fat* I get, he will always be on display..

You gonna be at Alberton this weekend?

[JK]

Haha funny man mt...

No matter how fat* I get, he will always be on display..

You gonna be at Alberton this weekend?

Shudder to think where this is heading

[mighty_tiger_79]

after that im scared about travelling to alberton

[mickey]

In soccer, if a club doesn't pay its players on time etc, the player can basically walk out and is a free agent... is this clause applicable to sanfl contracts too?

[Brodlach]

In soccer, if a club doesn't pay its players on time etc, the player can basically walk out and is a free agent... is this clause applicable to sanfl contracts too?

More troubles out at the Magpies Mickey?

[mickey]

Not that I know of.... not a western suburbs team....

[CK]

What is the collective noun for a group of Elvis impersonators?

An Elvi?

Perhaps that is only applicable for height challenged impersonators, but someone asked me the other day and I feel it may be Elvi, but wondered what our learned panel considered.

[White Line Fever]

When do you officially turn into a fat bastard?

Is it a certain weight/height ratio, measurement around the stomach???

- When Polar Bears raise their families in your shadow
- When you get on talking scales and they say 'one at a time'
- When the cashier at Maccas rubs their hands together whenever you walk in
- When you wear trackie dacks to formal events
- When you try to scratch your arse but you can't reach it
- When you get charged double by airlines
- When you haven't seen your dick since the nineties
- When your belt runs out of original holes
- When you are out of breath just getting out of bed
- When you need to use the 'struggle bars' to get off the dunny apres 5hit

Or something like that......

regards,

REB

When you fall in love and break it

[Q.]

Any recommendations for removalists?

[Gingernuts]

Any recommendations for removalists?

Town or country Q?

These guys are good:

http://www.adhillsremovals.com.au/

Might be too far away from you though.

[Rik E Boy]

Any recommendations for removalists?

Call up Nathan Bock mate.

regards,

REB

[Q.]

Any recommendations for removalists?

Town or country Q?

These guys are good:

http://www.adhillsremovals.com.au/

Might be too far away from you though.

Cheers. Managed to find out who I used last time and went with them.

[CENTURION]

when you go to the beach, sit down on the sand for a while, get up, walk 100 yards before you realise that you have a thin man wedged between your arse cheeks.

[CENTURION]

when you roll over in bed & your butt cheek breaks the light globe in the ceiling.

[CENTURION]

when a helicopter tries to land on your Malcolm X t-shirt.....while you're wearing it.