Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

At a mate's birthday Saturday night and seen a big spider on the wall, I grabbed it and threw it on my mate, he didn't notice until it crept up his shirt and was sitting on his collar, I had to flick it off before he had a heart attack, made me laugh, not so much him though.

[Q.]

At a mate's birthday Saturday night and seen a big spider on the wall, I grabbed it and threw it on my mate, he didn't notice until it crept up his shirt and was sitting on his collar, I had to flick it off before he had a heart attack, made me laugh, not so much him though.

I've wanted to do that to my partner many a time. I wouldn't live to tell the story.

[Lightning McQueen]

At a mate's birthday Saturday night and seen a big spider on the wall, I grabbed it and threw it on my mate, he didn't notice until it crept up his shirt and was sitting on his collar, I had to flick it off before he had a heart attack, made me laugh, not so much him though.

I've wanted to do that to my partner many a time. I wouldn't live to tell the story.

Ditto, I'm not that game either mate.

[JAS]

ooooh this would put a crimp in your weekend. Not sure who would have got the biggest fright though...the guy finding himself in a morgue or the staff thinking a ghost was after them.

I guess the moral is for god sake don't let your relatives pronounce you dead...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14275271

A 50-year-old South African man woke up inside a mortuary over the weekend and screamed to be let out - scaring away attendants who thought he was a ghost.

His family presumed he was dead when they could not wake him on Saturday night and contacted a private morgue in a rural village in the Eastern Cape.

He spent almost 24 hours inside the morgue, the region's health department spokesman told the Sapa news agency.

The two attendants later returned and called for an ambulance.

The man - whose identity has been withheld - was treated in hospital for dehydration.
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At first the men ran for their lives”

Sizwe Kupelo Eastern Cape health spokesperson

"Doctors put him under observation and concluded he was stable," Eastern Cape health spokesperson Sizwe Kupelo said.

"He did not need further treatment."

Mr Kupelo said the man woke up at 1700 local time (1500 GMT) on Sunday, demanding to be let out of the chilly morgue in Libode village, frightening the attendants on duty.

"At first the men ran for their lives," said Mr Kupelo.

Officials have urged the public to contact doctors or the emergency services so they can they can pronounce someone dead before calling an undertaker.

"You begin to ask yourself how many other people have died like that in a morgue," said Mr Kupelo.

"We need to [get] the message across to all South Africans that it is very wrong for them to conclude on their own that a person has died," he said.

Regards
JAS

[Footy Smart]

This facebook status

'Rupert Murdoch says he is touched by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' voice mail'

[RustyCage]

This facebook status

'Rupert Murdoch says he is touched by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' voice mail'

Just used that myself!

[Dogwatcher]

http://peterborough.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and ... Z294608565

[Dogwatcher]

This facebook status from a friend (she owns an adult bookshop):

Um... that was kind of creepy.. a young guy just came in to buy a vibe for.... his sister!! im thinking thats wrong on many levels

[CENTURION]

This facebook status from a friend (she owns an adult bookshop):

Um... that was kind of creepy.. a young guy just came in to buy a vibe for.... his sister!! im thinking thats wrong on many levels

I bought one EACH for my sister-in-law & mother-in-law 2 christmas' ago!

[Pseudo]

This facebook status from a friend (she owns an adult bookshop):

Um... that was kind of creepy.. a young guy just came in to buy a vibe for.... his sister!! im thinking thats wrong on many levels

I bought one EACH for my sister-in-law & mother-in-law 2 christmas' ago!

Not a bad idea. It's the only diplomatic way to tell them to go and **** themselves.

[valleys07]

This name:

Fuqing Cao

[Media Park]

The Melbourne Football Club.

[Booney]

Tom Harleys* choice of *ahem* fashion in the Swisse vitamin commercials.










*I'm a great admirer of Tom.

[CENTURION]

Tom Harleys* choice of *ahem* fashion in the Swisse vitamin commercials.










*I'm a great admirer of Tom.

yeah, WTF is going on there? Was it a dare?

[bulldogproud2]

This name:

Fuqing Cao

Reminds me of a student I studied Accountancy with: Hoo Yu Phuc
Nicknamed 'not fussy'

[RJM]

Similar problem to this bloke in the name department

[Johno6]

Tom Harleys* choice of *ahem* fashion in the Swisse vitamin commercials.










*I'm a great admirer of Tom.

HAHAA

me and the gf just saw the ad and first thing she said was "what the hell is he wearing"

its not a good look.... lucky many people wont see it..........................

[Pseudo]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php

[Johno6]

that site has some frickin classic stuff on there...

this is my fav tho

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=93

[Brucetiki]

Watching shows like Airline, watching the way people carry on at airports.