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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:12 pm

being a swan supporter!!! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby prowling panther » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:24 pm

The ads on TV about Sports Bet

Ppl don't have enough money to stay above the line without being persuaded to put your hard earned on something that ill more than likely lose.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:22 am

Essendon, :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:08 pm

retarded junk mail deliverers who can't fit everything into the letterbox.......so they put it on the ground next to the letterbox!! FFS!! IT'S GOING TO BLOW AWAY, MORONS!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:20 pm

Build a bigger letterbox.. or just put the recycling bin next to it and get rid of it at the source ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:26 pm

well, hardly likely that a rocket scientist would be delivering junk mail ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:00 pm

CENTURION wrote:retarded junk mail deliverers who can't fit everything into the letterbox.......so they put it on the ground next to the letterbox!! FFS!! IT'S GOING TO BLOW AWAY, MORONS!!


how about on the letterbox

no junk mail
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:13 pm

I have now. My point was, why put it on the ground?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:15 pm

CENTURION wrote:I have now. My point was, why put it on the ground?


Because they couldnt fit it all in... obviously ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:16 pm

mickey wrote:
CENTURION wrote:I have now. My point was, why put it on the ground?


Because they couldnt fit it all in... obviously ;)

they didn't put any of it in, surely the dumb bitch would know that it would blow around the place?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:50 am

Plumbing :evil:

Disconnected the washer/dryer and hauled it to the top of the stairs ready for the new one arriving tomorrow...wooohooo...but in removing the waste hose from under the kitchen sink the sink strainer fell apart so now I need new mastic and a nut! that appears to have disappeared :ymsigh: :roll:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:06 am

Kids show on Channel 10 this morning, the hosts were reading a story & in it, they said that the ants were playing footy with an AFL ball! WTF!! Kids education stuffed up at the age of 2.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:47 am

Cyclists at cafes. Take your bike home. Have a shower. Get changed. Then get your cappuccino. Dicks.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:48 am

OnSong wrote:Cyclists at cafes. Take your bike home. Have a shower. Get changed. Then get your cappuccino. Dicks.

yeah! lose the tights too, we can tell if you are circumcised or not!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:50 am

CENTURION wrote:
OnSong wrote:Cyclists at cafes. Take your bike home. Have a shower. Get changed. Then get your cappuccino. Dicks.

yeah! lose the tights too, we can tell if you are circumcised or not!!

Female cyclists too. I'm usually all for camel toes but not after an hour of grinding on a sweaty bike seat. I thought they were cooking mushrooms.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:03 pm

OnSong wrote:
CENTURION wrote:
OnSong wrote:Cyclists at cafes. Take your bike home. Have a shower. Get changed. Then get your cappuccino. Dicks.

yeah! lose the tights too, we can tell if you are circumcised or not!!

Female cyclists too. I'm usually all for camel toes but not after an hour of grinding on a sweaty bike seat. I thought they were cooking mushrooms.

with bacon rashers.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:59 pm

Unley shopping centre car park and the Toorak tractors that inhabit it.

Seriously, does one kid, two bags of organic mushrooms and a face full of botox require a Range Rover to move it around...?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:10 pm

Ray Chamberlain
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:13 pm

Drop Bear wrote:Ray Chamberlain

Razor? Lol
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:40 pm

Sophie, our Dalmatian, not waking up this morning. :(
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