Things that make you laugh

[Media Park]

how defensive people on this site get when you say something negative about their side, or dont agree with them or dont rate one of their players.

its classic....

all so touchy!!

Crows?

[Brucetiki]

how defensive people on this site get when you say something negative about their side, or dont agree with them or dont rate one of their players.

its classic....

all so touchy!!

Crows?

Not just this site - BigFooty's 10 times worse

[valleys07]

The "comedian" on australias got talent last night. Want a shovel son?

[A Mum]

The "comedian" on australias got talent last night. Want a shovel son?

LOL

And the funniest thing he said was when he wasn't even 'performing' - 'text me your jokes'

The only other funny thing was when he said he'd sacked his writers 'copy and paste'.

[fisho mcspaz]

Mr McSpaz's impersonation of Ali Carle. His version of her is basically a horse masquerading as a person, that spends most of its time shouting at Matthew Clarke. Cracks me up.

[GWW]

The dumb and dumber drivers who sped through the tunnels, had video put on youtube, and now brought to the attention of the police.

[Johno6]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/huili ... 6084580923

[JAS]

The thought that there almost certainly will be 99 idiots that will buy it.

Just heard this new limited edition razor get a mention on the radio...

http://www.zafirro.com/products/Zafirro-Iridium.html

The result of years of R&D, utilizing experts from around the world, our solid white sapphire blades launch a new era of shaving.

The razor handle centerpiece is 99.95% pure iridium, the strongest and densest functional metal on the planet, mainly derived from meteorites, and 10 times more rare than platinum. One of the primary uses of iridium has been rocket engine components because of its extreme durability.

The platinum hexagonal screws on the Zafirro Iridium are custom machined to extremely tight tolerances on CNC Swiss screw micromachines designed for advanced biotech applications. The screws are 99.95% pure platinum, a far higher purity than most expensive jewelry.

Can be yours for a mere 100,000$ (US I assume) hmmmmmmm if you do get one ask your missus if it's any good for legs and pits as well

Regards
JAS

[mighty_tiger_79]

commission based sales jobs

the company will provide training that is guaranteed to succeed

so my question is - if the companies training is guaranteed to succeed, then why wouldnt you pay either salary or minimum wage and keep the bonuses for the companies profits????

[Drop Bear]

Jackson Trengove trying to push around Jonathon Brown before Sunday's match.

[Media Park]

Two and a half men:

"Snickerdoodle"

That's a terrible name for a penis.

[Magpiespower]

The always hilarious Lars Trier's fillums are even funnier in a foreign language...

[Squawk]

Prisoner attempts breakout in a suitcase (video report)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2011/07/06/3262108.htm

[Johno6]

One week at a time on ONE.

wallsy has red eyes and luke darcy asks why...

becuase he was putting nasel spray in his eyes instead of eye drops.

[valleys07]

One week at a time on ONE.

wallsy has red eyes and luke darcy asks why...

becuase he was putting nasel spray in his eyes instead of eye drops.

He has been seeing Kim Duthie, watch this space

[SABRE]

Prisoner attempts breakout in a suitcase (video report)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2011/07/06/3262108.htm

Geez that brings back some painful memories Squawky. But I was trying to get away from Fort Battle-Axe’s
conjugal activities by getting into a cardboard box out the front of my joint. I’d addressed it to my local pub
and managed to get nice and comfy before sticky taping the lid shut from inside. I could almost taste freedom
and that first pint of Pale. All was going smoothly until she overheard me on the mobile calling a courier company
for a pick-up.

It’s all my fault of course, I didn’t know she was outside looking for neighbourhood kids to eat. To this day she
claims she was worried I’d suffocate in there and that’s why she came over and put some air holes in the box.
I find that pretty hard to believe though. Nobody needs a couple of hundred air holes and certainly not made so
forcefully with a pitch fork.

And just for the record, I’m not very happy with emergency staff at our hospital either. They just won’t believe
a word I say anymore.

[Magpiespower]

"The Muppets" trailer playing before "Taxi Driver" at Dendy Newtown.

Seeing Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy & co. before Travis Bickle goes mental was kinda weird.

Even more weird than the jaded, cynical oddballs that film always attracts...

[brod]

The NSW State of Origin side being sponsored by VB

[CENTURION]

When Tom Hanks sprays crazy string out of his nose in BIG.....don't ask me why, I just laugh.

[Brucetiki]

Steven Trigg having to explain to Crows members why the Crows can't play at Adelaide Oval this season.