Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:39 am

fish wrote:Buying a roll of silver wrapping paper and finding out it's clear cellophane when I open it. :evil:


I actually did this recently as well.
Now it's in my cupboard for the ZERO times I'm going to need it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:11 am

Jamie Soward's kicking routine. He does every move, except adjust his old fella.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:16 pm

Should start calling you "Grizzly Bear" ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:36 pm

The distance between Max Gawn's feet when he lines up for a set shot.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:08 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Should start calling you "Grizzly Bear" ;)


I'm always grumpy when I'm supposed to be in hibernation.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:35 pm

Mouth ulcers.

Large PST files.

Parking fines at Tea Tree Plaza

People referring the wallpaper on their PC/phone as "screensaver"

10:30pm Basketball games

$300 Vacuum Cleaner repair bills

The fact my two monitors are different brands, and they show colour differently.

The fact I somehow "lost" my lawn mower when I moved house.

People who don't turn left outside the Wine Centre onto Hackney Road when the lights change the second time. Pay attention.

People who write/say "for all intensive purposes" and "down packed"

Not realising your favourite show has a week off when you go to download it when it would normally be available

O-Bahn buses diverting down North East Road for whatever reason, when you're late to get somewhere.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:18 pm

Got it all of your chest then Diss? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:22 pm

I've been holding back for 528 pages.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:26 pm

Another thing that gets to me:

A "throw" in the AFL during a tackle.

1. Player has the ball

2. Player is tackled

3. The ball is knocked free during the tackle.

4. Player had no prior opportunity

Play on. That's fair.



BUT, if the player who was tackled tries to tap the ball, it's a throw.

NO IT'S NOT

The ball was knocked free - so it's in the possession of no one - the player who was tackled SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOCK THE BALL. IT IS NOT INCORRECT DISPOSAL IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALL IN YOUR POSSESSION TO DISPOSE OF.


Don't try and tell me otherwise.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:50 pm

Holding the ball ruling full stop mate.
Player picks up the ball
Opposition player tackles him and forces him to the ground
Another couple of players jump on top
Holding the ball
WTF???? :?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:56 pm

AFL has to stop trying to manufacture flow of play.

In our game, because of the rules (and lack of them sometimes) there will be stops in play. Let them happen.

And sometimes a tackle is a reward in itself. just because you don't get a holding the ball decision, doesn't mean you weren't rewarded. YOU STOPPED THE OTHER TEAM MOVING THE BALL.

The umpires seem to watch a contest and think "it's holding the ball, unless...." rather than "it's a ball up.... unless"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:16 pm

sitting in the dark - power going on and off - 7 times in the last hour and a half - off more than on - grrr - no candles, thank goodness for mobile phones for light - lol :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:22 pm

All that and you still manage to post on here ... good work! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:30 pm

:lol: I know right ! safooty my savour - hard posting from a phone though :( :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:32 pm

Try not to singe the phone with the candle ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:33 pm

A Mum wrote::lol: I know right ! safooty my savour - hard posting from a phone though :( :D


This is why everyone needs a laptop... Battery back up... HAHA
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:11 pm

Getting online support from Apple - non-existant
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:44 am

Media Park wrote:
A Mum wrote::lol: I know right ! safooty my savour - hard posting from a phone though :( :D


This is why everyone needs a laptop... Battery back up... HAHA


We had a laptop but still no internet connection - lol - I used the light from the laptop to do the dishes.. :lol:
Our daughter used the laptop to entertain us with her music... yay for us..lol.

I have never experienced where the power goes off, comes on, goes off, comes on - it happened about 10 times.
Sometimes the power would flicker - sometimes stay on for up to 10 minutes before going off again.

Was quite annoying...lol.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:37 am

A Mum wrote::lol: I know right ! safooty my savour - hard posting from a phone though :( :D


Not from tapatalk.
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I prefer to post from my phone than a computer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:47 am

White Line Fever wrote:
A Mum wrote::lol: I know right ! safooty my savour - hard posting from a phone though :( :D


Not from tapatalk.
viewtopic.php?f=49&t=32717

I prefer to post from my phone than a computer.


Yeah I just mean from my crappy phone...lol O:)
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