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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:39 pm

My first death threat...
Everyone can eat s#!t! A big bag of s#!t! I'm the greatest man in the world!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:53 pm

Magpiespower wrote:My first death threat...


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:25 pm

"Be curious, not judgmental""
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:50 pm

Magpiespower wrote:My first death threat...
I've had a few, or threats to my wife, but they didn't make me laugh, as they were from somewhat disturbed people.
They did prompt us to get silent phone listings and a silent electoral enrolment each.
Only one of them seemed serious enough to warrant talking to the police.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:30 pm

Psyber wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:My first death threat...
I've had a few, or threats to my wife, but they didn't make me laugh, as they were from somewhat disturbed people.
They did prompt us to get silent phone listings and a silent electoral enrolment each.
Only one of them seemed serious enough to warrant talking to the police.


This bloke definitely had a few screws loose.

More deranged than the usual smackie/schizo in my area.

Just couldn't take him seriously.

Especially the third time he said he was gonna kill me.

"Sir, I'll kill ya!"

Sir?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:39 am

Seeing some of the Strut cheer squad come down to the Snout's end in the last quarter "to cheer their boys to a win", and give the Snouts grief, only for what we witnessed to occur. They looked like they had gone back to the Northern end by the 20 min mark of the last quarter. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:03 pm

Watching a work colleague go off.
We have this grumpy sod who spits it if someone uses his coffee cup, I thought' I'd make a coffee in it and leave it on someone else's desk for him to find. It was a golden moment.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Gingernuts » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:06 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Watching a work colleague go off.
We have this grumpy sod who spits it if someone uses his coffee cup, I thought' I'd make a coffee in it and leave it on someone else's desk for him to find. It was a golden moment.


Classic!

Great one LM! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Drop Bear » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:07 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Watching a work colleague go off.
We have this grumpy sod who spits it if someone uses his coffee cup, I thought' I'd make a coffee in it and leave it on someone else's desk for him to find. It was a golden moment.


Evil. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:12 pm

The guy that copped it is the quietest person in the world, I call him Steve Carell, he hasn't worked it out yet.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Choccies » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:59 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:The guy that copped it is the quietest person in the world, I call him Steve Carell, he hasn't worked it out yet.


So he hasn't worked it 'in' yet either then I guess ??
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby White Line Fever » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:02 pm

My friend hit a kangaroo driving and the insurance company insisted she draw a picture of positioning.

This is the result :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:04 pm

WHy is the kangaroo smiling moments before death?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:10 pm

Why doesn't she store her wheel brace in the boot like the rest of us?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:18 pm

Can clearly see it was self defence after the Roo fired off the Ninja Star
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Drop Bear » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:33 pm

Sure it was a kangaroo? Looks more like some sort of lizard.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JAS » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:39 pm

Drop Bear wrote:Sure it was a kangaroo? Looks more like some sort of lizard.


Could the Japan earthquake have released baby Godzilla's into the wild? would probably take until now for them to swim to Australia:-ss

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Drop Bear » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:44 pm

This is what really happened....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:46 pm

this looks like it should have a thread of its own :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:59 pm

Drop Bear wrote:This is what really happened....


I knew David Thorn would be lurking around this site somewhere :D
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