Things that give you the sh1ts

[Bum Crack]

Walking past the court house today and noticing that 90% of the people waiting for court are not locals. I get so pissed off when people move to our area and all they do is cause trouble.

Was there a big hearing today?

Na, just a normal court day.

[Booney]

Dumb as dog-dropping newbie blood-nut poms who waltz into my industry and try and tell me how to do my job while he would have little or no realistic chance to even acknowledge that he is far too imcompetent to follow my instructions and therefore waste a large portion of my day helping him appreciate that learning how to wipe his arse may be of some benefit to him.

[dedja]

Dumb as dog-dropping newbie blood-nut poms who waltz into my industry and try and tell me how to do my job while he would have little or no realistic chance to even acknowledge that he is far too imcompetent to follow my instructions and therefore waste a large portion of my day helping him appreciate that learning how to wipe his arse may be of some benefit to him.

You're on top of it all then ...

[Booney]

Dumb as dog-dropping newbie blood-nut poms who waltz into my industry and try and tell me how to do my job while he would have little or no realistic chance to even acknowledge that he is far too imcompetent to follow my instructions and therefore waste a large portion of my day helping him appreciate that learning how to wipe his arse may be of some benefit to him.

You're on top of it all then ...

Ha, cooled down now.

This peanut ( whom I deal with in Perth ) has basically needed me to hold his hand through several stages of his project managment. I might add, there is a real possibility he gets paid more than I do, has no idea what he is doing and has me doing it for him.

Customer is always right, customer is always right....

[Drop Bear]

Dumb as dog-dropping newbie blood-nut poms who waltz into my industry and try and tell me how to do my job while he would have little or no realistic chance to even acknowledge that he is far too imcompetent to follow my instructions and therefore waste a large portion of my day helping him appreciate that learning how to wipe his arse may be of some benefit to him.

You're on top of it all then ...

Ha, cooled down now.

This peanut ( whom I deal with in Perth ) has basically needed me to hold his hand through several stages of his project managment. I might add, there is a real possibility he gets paid more than I do, has no idea what he is doing and has me doing it for him.

Customer is always right, customer is always right....

Worst saying ever invented

[Lightning McQueen]

Worst saying ever invented

Right up with "How long is a piece of string"

I always reply with "It should say on the packet".

[dedja]

... This peanut ( whom I deal with in Perth ) has basically needed me to hold his hand through several stages of his project managment. I might add, there is a real possibility he gets paid more than I do, has no idea what he is doing and has me doing it for him.

So, let me get this right.

He stuffs things up and you end up doing his job, and he gets paid more than you?

Who's the peanut then?

[Booney]

Worst saying ever invented

Right up with "How long is a piece of string"

I always reply with "It should say on the packet".

Twice the length as it is from one end to the middle.

[Booney]

... This peanut ( whom I deal with in Perth ) has basically needed me to hold his hand through several stages of his project managment. I might add, there is a real possibility he gets paid more than I do, has no idea what he is doing and has me doing it for him.

So, let me get this right.

He stuffs things up and you end up doing his job, and he gets paid more than you?

Who's the peanut then?

I was waiting for it...

( His boss )

[mighty_tiger_79]

Dumb as dog-dropping newbie blood-nut poms who waltz into my industry and try and tell me how to do my job while he would have little or no realistic chance to even acknowledge that he is far too imcompetent to follow my instructions and therefore waste a large portion of my day helping him appreciate that learning how to wipe his arse may be of some benefit to him.

You're on top of it all then ...

Ha, cooled down now.

This peanut ( whom I deal with in Perth ) has basically needed me to hold his hand through several stages of his project managment. I might add, there is a real possibility he gets paid more than I do, has no idea what he is doing and has me doing it for him.

Customer is always right, customer is always right....

Worst saying ever invented

if you shop at dan murphys then the customer is always right is a mystery to the staff

[mighty_tiger_79]

My son getting all prepared learning for his Ls for the last few weeks.
Gathering together all required 'identification' - including a letter from the school confirming he is who he is.
The fine line between getting home from school and getting to the rego office before the 4pm cut off time.

Only to be told/realise that you have grabbed a 'copy' of the birth certificate and not the original and he can't sit the test

Driving home with a somewhat deflated A son

so has A SON gone back?? or still trying to find the original?

must say i never had my original when i sat for my test just over 10yrs ago

[A Mum]

My son getting all prepared learning for his Ls for the last few weeks.
Gathering together all required 'identification' - including a letter from the school confirming he is who he is.
The fine line between getting home from school and getting to the rego office before the 4pm cut off time.

Only to be told/realise that you have grabbed a 'copy' of the birth certificate and not the original and he can't sit the test

Driving home with a somewhat deflated A son

so has A SON gone back?? or still trying to find the original?

must say i never had my original when i sat for my test just over 10yrs ago

Yep all done and dusted - went back first thing yesterday morning - passed first go

[Phantom Gossiper]

Coaches that don't plan and prepare their training sessions!

[Q.]

Coaches that don't plan and prepare their training sessions!

Surely not the great DB?

[Phantom Gossiper]

Surely not the great DB?

No mate, the bloke who pipped me for the state u/18s rugby league coaching spot, im his assistant this year and he is very poorly organised, i rolled up today he had no idea, nothing planned, not much equipment, just sort of winged it.
Very frustrating, since i like to plan everything from macro to micro! Degree of professionalism!
You think im over reacting?

[Q.]

Surely not the great DB?

No mate, the bloke who pipped me for the state u/18s rugby league coaching spot, im his assistant this year and he is very poorly organised, i rolled up today he had no idea, nothing planned, not much equipment, just sort of winged it.
Very frustrating, since i like to plan everything from macro to micro! Degree of professionalism!
You think im over reacting?

Definitely not over-reacting. Even a Div 7 B-Grade coach should have planning & organisation.

[tipper]

My son getting all prepared learning for his Ls for the last few weeks.
Gathering together all required 'identification' - including a letter from the school confirming he is who he is.
The fine line between getting home from school and getting to the rego office before the 4pm cut off time.

Only to be told/realise that you have grabbed a 'copy' of the birth certificate and not the original and he can't sit the test

Driving home with a somewhat deflated A son

so has A SON gone back?? or still trying to find the original?

must say i never had my original when i sat for my test just over 10yrs ago

the rules changes three or four years ago (maybe even 5?). the rego dept will no longer accept photocopies of anything, even if it has been signed by a jp. originals only for everything now.

[mighty_tiger_79]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertain ... 6035438765

[Drop Bear]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/ten-scraps-sports-channel-as-ratings-profit-tumble/story-e6fredpu-1226035438765

Because they keep showing **** sports!! Major League Baseball, Golf (great sport to play but not watch on tv), Swimming, Netball, "Extreme" paintball, Nascar. I'm not surprised their ratings are down.

[Lightning McQueen]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/ten-scraps-sports-channel-as-ratings-profit-tumble/story-e6fredpu-1226035438765

Channel 10 shat me to tears on the weekend anyway. After stopping in at a friends house on the way home from some local footy I seen the Port vs West Coast match with a delay that was so late it was hardly worth it.
I was eager to watch the inaugaral Gold Coast match afterwards, the screen even displayed a 20 minute countdown til start time. We packed the kids up, got in the car and wanted to watch it at home, we had triple m on thinking we'd be listening to the pre-match preview and bang, we heard the half-time scores.
FTA footy coverage is rank, kids have to stay up til midnight on a friday night to watch their team play, great going channel 7 considering a lot of these kids will be playing at 8am Saturday morning.
Give the rights to a channel that will show live matches.